#businessbro
And of course hes speaking to an Indian techbro/businessbro audience--they have absolutely no respect for life.
Of course they will laugh and titter at this.
SAM ALTMAN: “People talk about how much energy it takes to train an AI model … But it also takes a lot of energy to train a human. It takes like 20 years of life and all of the food you eat during that time before you get smart.”
February 22, 2026 at 5:01 PM
University admins today: ‘yesterday, at commencement, several graduating students booed and jeered at the businessbro who was telling them how AI would replace them. Here’s why this cannot happen again’
University admins two years ago: all opinions must heard on college campuses even if they threaten our students

University admins today: no more student speakers at graduation, here are 40 emails about how to handle “disruptions” at commencement because we don’t want students using these two words
May 27, 2026 at 11:45 AM
dieser ganze businessbro-talk macht mich ehrlich fertig.
January 17, 2024 at 9:55 AM
Everyone guessed correctly though, it is a biblethumping MAGA wannabe cop businessbro.
June 15, 2025 at 12:35 AM
weiß nicht welcher businessbro das hören muss, aber:

geld kann nicht arbeiten. es ist buntes papier.

menschen können arbeiten. das geld das dir hier versprochen wird, wurde von menschen erarbeitet. und es wird ihnen vorenthalten um es leuten zu geben die eh schon (zu) viel davon haben
March 11, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Du wärst ein ganz toller Businessbro.
January 17, 2024 at 10:19 AM
I saw this story posted on LinkedIn, where the response was a series of businessbro rubes wringing their hands about how the EU would be hamstrung bc it can’t benefit from these “amazing tools”. Unfathomable scenes of idiocy.
June 23, 2024 at 2:39 PM
Sketchy businessbro was complaining about Boston speedhumps in a coffee shop. When me and barrista agreed they were awesome and not a problem if you don’t drive mad fast, he exclaimed in frustration “I’ve got places to be!” I still laugh about that.

Anyway your take is correct.
August 9, 2025 at 7:24 PM
The Curse of the Engineering/BusinessBro strikes again
September 12, 2026 at 1:13 PM
God...Linked In. What if we replaced you with a chatbot Mr. Businessbro? You have no appreciable skills. lmao
June 4, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Being a business bro is NOT my thing, but I will say that being on a graduate student stipend, learning how to trade stocks has benefitted me so much.

#stocks #trading #businessbro #crypto #forex #furry #furries #gaypup #pupplay #gradstudent #gradschool #brokeaf
December 18, 2024 at 4:16 AM
Dumbfuck universities run by businessbro scum: "You must use the Lying Larceny Machine for everything, it is The Future!"
Those same dumbfuck universities: "We need to make sure you're not cheating by stealing other people's work during the test!"
“At UCLA, students in a recent sociology class said they were told in an email to ‘procure a mirror large enough to fully reflect your entire desk-area work space,’ and turn on their laptop camera so the professor could watch them during an online test.”
Inside college AI cheating wars: extreme surveillance, false accusations, jarring confusion
As universities crack down on AI, extreme monitoring policies and false accusations are fueling a deep mistrust between professors and students.
www.latimes.com
June 12, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Sketchy businessbro should get his ass onto an e-bike.
August 9, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Yeah, I would personally rather not be seated next to businessbro who had four whiskey and cokes at the airport bar and is now loosing a ton of money on a game.
January 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Juniper is the best! I am so tired of 99% of gamedev content being dull businessbro stuff
July 28, 2026 at 8:15 PM
AI BusinessBro: “What! We have to pay for material AND labor? That’s anti-business!”
Sorta like how the invention of vaults hurt the bank robbery business.
May 26, 2025 at 9:39 PM
What is this, the fourth brainwormed AI businessbro being booed this week?

At least the others didn't hide behind a woman pulling a very sus "How do you do, fellow racialised poors" card, so they had that going for them, I guess
This is Calarts. Arguably the best animation school in the US, its alumni include industry legends. The graduating class is booing school president Ravi Ranjan, he's been gutting creative programs and pushing Ai initiatives, corporatizing the school. His secretary is treating graduates like babies.
May 20, 2026 at 3:40 PM
"wicker man for businessbro execs and general moneyghouls sticking their nose into gamedev where it's absolutely not wanted" increases

bsky.app/profile/iggy...
A major shareholder is trying to remove FromSoftware's CEO and push them to make "safe & profitable" games instead

Capitalism kills art. If they had their way all games would be gambling dens looking for infinite profit.
Is FromSoftware Safe Amid Kadokawa’s Shareholder Conflict? President Miyazaki Speaks Out
As the conflict between Kadokawa and its largest shareholder, the fund Oasis Management, continues over the potential removal of leadership, FromSoftware President Hidetaka Miyazaki has personally wei...
www.invenglobal.com
June 12, 2026 at 4:06 PM
at some point i have to assume they're just doing cartoon villain behavior on purpose because it's what gets their "Patrick Bateman is my role model" businessbro dicks hard
February 21, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Kermit was more like the patient, reliable, secure glue that held everything together so that everyone else could be themselves. I should write a businessbro leadership book about this (or podcast) b/c imo it’s more admirable than being loud/“alpha”.
March 20, 2026 at 2:39 PM
I can't handle it when I hear overused businessbro terminology in the wild. I start cackling, which isn't always a good look.

Had a coworker once use the phrase "shift our paradigms" and without thinking I burst out laughing and said "Are we in a 90s comedy bit right now??"
August 1, 2023 at 7:05 PM
I think it came from the early interactions that tech people had with business majors.

As outsiders to the businessbro culture, tech ppl were either going to be viewed as indispensable wizards, working in a realm beyond all understanding OR gross, interchangeable underlings.

Coders chose wisely.
July 5, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Ich bin auch optimistisch. Die Geburtenrate wird das Problem Ostdeutschland ganz von alleine lösen, kleiner Businessbro
(S+) Ostdeutschland und die AfD: Dieser Unternehmer hat genug vom Gejammer – und fordert Optimismus
Schluss mit dem Gejammer über den Osten, fordert der Unternehmer Eric Weber. Die Probleme der Welt entstünden nicht alle zwischen Vorpommern und dem Erzgebirge. Warum er Grund für Optimismus sieht.
www.spiegel.de
May 19, 2025 at 10:53 AM
I was in the ER for 8 hours with a BAC of .24. Here's what it taught me about B2B sales (or whatever other businessbro drivel)
April 9, 2026 at 1:56 PM
The tl;dr for the whole "but they *need* to use ai for the people approving things have no imagination" discourse, is, of course: put every businessbro exec in the wicker man and sacrifice them to Ludus, God of Games
June 12, 2026 at 1:53 PM