God Concerned By Q3 Circumcision Numbers https://theonion.com/god-concerned-by-q3-circumcision-numbers/
August 24, 2026 at 7:00 PM
God Concerned By Q3 Circumcision Numbers https://theonion.com/god-concerned-by-q3-circumcision-numbers/
This is a joke. This is not an actual take on circumcision. Please do not construe this as an actual take on circumcision.
March 26, 2025 at 2:48 PM
This is a joke. This is not an actual take on circumcision. Please do not construe this as an actual take on circumcision.
Circumcision Tylenol
May 26, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Circumcision Tylenol
Talking to a circumcision expert
November 16, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Talking to a circumcision expert
To spice things up here I’ll be giving half my bluesky invites to anti-circumcision guys from twitter, and the other half to pro-circumcision guys from twitter
December 21, 2023 at 5:51 AM
To spice things up here I’ll be giving half my bluesky invites to anti-circumcision guys from twitter, and the other half to pro-circumcision guys from twitter
Does this include circumcision?
January 28, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Does this include circumcision?
Sorry I yelled “FINISH HIM” at your son’s circumcision
April 15, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Sorry I yelled “FINISH HIM” at your son’s circumcision
the amazing digital circumcision
December 31, 2025 at 8:01 PM
the amazing digital circumcision
Circumcision Causes Autism?
October 10, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Circumcision Causes Autism?
“Iran is a circumcision away from being Israel”
Quote of the night
Quote of the night
June 23, 2026 at 12:59 PM
“Iran is a circumcision away from being Israel”
Quote of the night
Quote of the night
No doubt about his circumcision status.
May 10, 2026 at 9:58 AM
No doubt about his circumcision status.
Pitching an article on adult circumcision so I can use the title “Pow! Zoom! Circumcision isn’t just for kids anymore”
April 16, 2024 at 10:12 PM
Pitching an article on adult circumcision so I can use the title “Pow! Zoom! Circumcision isn’t just for kids anymore”
the amazing digital circumcision
June 17, 2026 at 1:26 AM
the amazing digital circumcision
Now it’s circumcision and autism. The hits just won’t stop.
October 9, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Now it’s circumcision and autism. The hits just won’t stop.
traumacore posts about male circumcision
September 26, 2026 at 7:31 AM
traumacore posts about male circumcision
Dune 3: The Botched Circumcision
Dune 3: You Should Have Someone Take A Look At That
October 1, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Dune 3: The Botched Circumcision
The medical journal where RFK learned that circumcision causes autism.
October 9, 2025 at 8:33 PM
The medical journal where RFK learned that circumcision causes autism.
Ten bucks circumcision isn’t mentioned
January 28, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Ten bucks circumcision isn’t mentioned
Foreskin Scrapbooked https://theonion.com/foreskin-scrapbooked/
January 12, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Foreskin Scrapbooked https://theonion.com/foreskin-scrapbooked/
“measure twice cut once” i whisper to myself during this circumcision
February 7, 2026 at 2:51 PM
“measure twice cut once” i whisper to myself during this circumcision
we don’t need no
circumcision
circumcision
March 18, 2025 at 4:13 AM
we don’t need no
circumcision
circumcision
RFK Jr now making a connection between circumcision and autism. bsky.app/profile/acyn...
RFK JR: There are many other confirmations -- there are two studies that show children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism. It’s highly likely because they are given Tylenol
October 9, 2025 at 6:01 PM
RFK Jr now making a connection between circumcision and autism. bsky.app/profile/acyn...
the doctors at my circumcision be like:
November 17, 2024 at 10:12 PM
the doctors at my circumcision be like: