The phoniest fakest dude in politics. The man who changed his name, appearance, religion, dress and positions in a cynically calculated way to advance himself based on what he thought he needed to do in the moment.
November 7, 2026 at 1:52 PM
The phoniest fakest dude in politics. The man who changed his name, appearance, religion, dress and positions in a cynically calculated way to advance himself based on what he thought he needed to do in the moment.
Yeah the coin part is dumb but this person just calculated the odds of any one outcome. Every outcome has that chance! One of them has to get it!
November 6, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Yeah the coin part is dumb but this person just calculated the odds of any one outcome. Every outcome has that chance! One of them has to get it!
Croaf Anatomy 2:
When you accidentally calculated the energy of a croaf to be ± infinity 🐊🍞👉👈...
When you accidentally calculated the energy of a croaf to be ± infinity 🐊🍞👉👈...
November 7, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Croaf Anatomy 2:
When you accidentally calculated the energy of a croaf to be ± infinity 🐊🍞👉👈...
When you accidentally calculated the energy of a croaf to be ± infinity 🐊🍞👉👈...
“some hacking bullshit” i’m convinced by this advanced and meticulously calculated analysis
November 4, 2026 at 6:47 PM
“some hacking bullshit” i’m convinced by this advanced and meticulously calculated analysis
Her votes were always calculated token votes.
November 5, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Her votes were always calculated token votes.
this may be the most cravenly calculated incident of Wokeness ever? but results are results i guess
BREAKING: Newsom commutes all 548 California death sentences in historic move www.sfchronicle.com/politics/art...
Newsom commutes all 548 California death sentences in historic move
The move comes as Newsom openly explores a run for president, and amid a renewed national reckoning with the death penalty.
www.sfchronicle.com
November 5, 2026 at 8:06 PM
this may be the most cravenly calculated incident of Wokeness ever? but results are results i guess
guys im so so excited i just calculated my day rate for the first time!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAA
November 6, 2026 at 9:06 PM
guys im so so excited i just calculated my day rate for the first time!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAA
people keep talking about wanting major character death/scion death in evercold and i do get it but that shit has got to be so calculated to me. you have to find a thematically resonant note for them to go out on
November 6, 2026 at 7:34 PM
people keep talking about wanting major character death/scion death in evercold and i do get it but that shit has got to be so calculated to me. you have to find a thematically resonant note for them to go out on
There is about to be a heavy burden on educated folks these next two years to remind people that it will indeed get worse before it gets better, because of how calculated the conservatives were with the implementation schedule of this Big Bullshit Bill.
Always been like this, but still.
Always been like this, but still.
November 5, 2026 at 1:01 PM
There is about to be a heavy burden on educated folks these next two years to remind people that it will indeed get worse before it gets better, because of how calculated the conservatives were with the implementation schedule of this Big Bullshit Bill.
Always been like this, but still.
Always been like this, but still.
Musk: grok, issa no good
Musk: dissa world issa no place for an epic awesome sauce super genius lika me
Musk: issa only one solution
Grok: i have calculated that you would need to act at 64% efficiency to defeat the lowtax speedrun
Musk: mama mia notta dat!
Musk:
Musk: 64% efficiency?
Musk: dissa world issa no place for an epic awesome sauce super genius lika me
Musk: issa only one solution
Grok: i have calculated that you would need to act at 64% efficiency to defeat the lowtax speedrun
Musk: mama mia notta dat!
Musk:
Musk: 64% efficiency?
November 6, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Musk: grok, issa no good
Musk: dissa world issa no place for an epic awesome sauce super genius lika me
Musk: issa only one solution
Grok: i have calculated that you would need to act at 64% efficiency to defeat the lowtax speedrun
Musk: mama mia notta dat!
Musk:
Musk: 64% efficiency?
Musk: dissa world issa no place for an epic awesome sauce super genius lika me
Musk: issa only one solution
Grok: i have calculated that you would need to act at 64% efficiency to defeat the lowtax speedrun
Musk: mama mia notta dat!
Musk:
Musk: 64% efficiency?
deserved. my dads rage felt so calculated i never forgot it
November 6, 2026 at 4:40 AM
deserved. my dads rage felt so calculated i never forgot it
It is. And calculated.
November 5, 2026 at 7:08 PM
It is. And calculated.
I promise you, he's WORSE than Donald... He actually is very calculated, petty, & extremely vengeful! -ONE.
November 6, 2026 at 10:54 PM
I promise you, he's WORSE than Donald... He actually is very calculated, petty, & extremely vengeful! -ONE.
Any company or entity or person who can lose this amount of money overnight never really had it and it's time to reevaluate how wealth is calculated and permitted to accumulate.
November 6, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Any company or entity or person who can lose this amount of money overnight never really had it and it's time to reevaluate how wealth is calculated and permitted to accumulate.
he made a calculated decision that he doesn't need trans people's vote
if that doesn't work out for him, blame him for it
if that doesn't work out for him, blame him for it
November 3, 2026 at 7:15 PM
he made a calculated decision that he doesn't need trans people's vote
if that doesn't work out for him, blame him for it
if that doesn't work out for him, blame him for it
Prosecutors said Brand exploited his celebrity status to target women. Following the verdict, the Crown Prosecution Service described him as “a calculated sexual predator, using his growing fame and power”. Police said he used his influence and status to exploit women. #OpDeathEaters
November 5, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Prosecutors said Brand exploited his celebrity status to target women. Following the verdict, the Crown Prosecution Service described him as “a calculated sexual predator, using his growing fame and power”. Police said he used his influence and status to exploit women. #OpDeathEaters
It is completely not. BPD (and most personality disorders) are about emotional dysregulation, i.e. the inability to compartmentalize what you're feeling in order to make calculated, rational decisions.
November 4, 2026 at 5:09 PM
It is completely not. BPD (and most personality disorders) are about emotional dysregulation, i.e. the inability to compartmentalize what you're feeling in order to make calculated, rational decisions.
That's more or less how I calculated it.
November 3, 2026 at 1:34 AM
That's more or less how I calculated it.
(my every word and action is cynically calculated to attract maximum attention to myself) why are you so obsessed with me?
November 6, 2026 at 6:02 PM
(my every word and action is cynically calculated to attract maximum attention to myself) why are you so obsessed with me?
How IS tuition calculated???
November 3, 2026 at 1:06 AM
How IS tuition calculated???
Replacing Susie Wiles (the calculated, behind-the-scenes operator who actually managed to keep the campaign on the tracks) with Stephen Miller is the ultimate proof that the floodgates are completely gone.
November 6, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Replacing Susie Wiles (the calculated, behind-the-scenes operator who actually managed to keep the campaign on the tracks) with Stephen Miller is the ultimate proof that the floodgates are completely gone.
Pay attention, Albertans.
"Republican redistricting in Florida, which the party calculated could net them another four House seats, appears to have backfired, with two Democrats declared winners in their races."
"Republican redistricting in Florida, which the party calculated could net them another four House seats, appears to have backfired, with two Democrats declared winners in their races."
November 4, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Pay attention, Albertans.
"Republican redistricting in Florida, which the party calculated could net them another four House seats, appears to have backfired, with two Democrats declared winners in their races."
"Republican redistricting in Florida, which the party calculated could net them another four House seats, appears to have backfired, with two Democrats declared winners in their races."
6/ "Second, there's no process to calculate payments, or by what date? If someone died in 2024 but was declared dead in 2026, then on what date are payments calculated?
November 3, 2026 at 5:50 PM
6/ "Second, there's no process to calculate payments, or by what date? If someone died in 2024 but was declared dead in 2026, then on what date are payments calculated?