Night float, day four.
I have started answering the phone with "this is neurology" before I know whether it rang.
Twice it had not.
send this to whoever is covering nights
#neurology #neuro #medtwitter #medicalhumor #doctorsofinstagram #medstudent #callroom #nightfloat #residentlife
I have started answering the phone with "this is neurology" before I know whether it rang.
Twice it had not.
send this to whoever is covering nights
#neurology #neuro #medtwitter #medicalhumor #doctorsofinstagram #medstudent #callroom #nightfloat #residentlife
October 31, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Night float, day four.
I have started answering the phone with "this is neurology" before I know whether it rang.
Twice it had not.
send this to whoever is covering nights
#neurology #neuro #medtwitter #medicalhumor #doctorsofinstagram #medstudent #callroom #nightfloat #residentlife
I have started answering the phone with "this is neurology" before I know whether it rang.
Twice it had not.
send this to whoever is covering nights
#neurology #neuro #medtwitter #medicalhumor #doctorsofinstagram #medstudent #callroom #nightfloat #residentlife
Every single #hospitalist and APP I talk to are like “are you new here?”
“No, I have literally been here longer than all of you, I just did everything in my power to work anywhere but this building for the last 9 years 🫠”
At least they share my sense of humor (from the #hospitalmedicine #callroom)
“No, I have literally been here longer than all of you, I just did everything in my power to work anywhere but this building for the last 9 years 🫠”
At least they share my sense of humor (from the #hospitalmedicine #callroom)
October 19, 2026 at 7:55 AM
Every single #hospitalist and APP I talk to are like “are you new here?”
“No, I have literally been here longer than all of you, I just did everything in my power to work anywhere but this building for the last 9 years 🫠”
At least they share my sense of humor (from the #hospitalmedicine #callroom)
“No, I have literally been here longer than all of you, I just did everything in my power to work anywhere but this building for the last 9 years 🫠”
At least they share my sense of humor (from the #hospitalmedicine #callroom)
OH MY GOD MY COLLEAGUE IS SINGING IN THE CALLROOM AGAIN.
October 9, 2026 at 8:41 AM
OH MY GOD MY COLLEAGUE IS SINGING IN THE CALLROOM AGAIN.
I am thinking of getting an “Animorphs Transforming in an Opossum” poster for my preferred callroom.
October 8, 2026 at 10:18 PM
I am thinking of getting an “Animorphs Transforming in an Opossum” poster for my preferred callroom.
Hour nineteen.
I walked into the workroom and introduced myself to my own resident.
He shook my hand. He also wasn't sure.
Send this to the resident you may or may not have already met today.
#neurology #neuro #medtwitter #medicalhumor #doctorsofinstagram #medstudent #callroom #nightfloat…
I walked into the workroom and introduced myself to my own resident.
He shook my hand. He also wasn't sure.
Send this to the resident you may or may not have already met today.
#neurology #neuro #medtwitter #medicalhumor #doctorsofinstagram #medstudent #callroom #nightfloat…
October 2, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Hour nineteen.
I walked into the workroom and introduced myself to my own resident.
He shook my hand. He also wasn't sure.
Send this to the resident you may or may not have already met today.
#neurology #neuro #medtwitter #medicalhumor #doctorsofinstagram #medstudent #callroom #nightfloat…
I walked into the workroom and introduced myself to my own resident.
He shook my hand. He also wasn't sure.
Send this to the resident you may or may not have already met today.
#neurology #neuro #medtwitter #medicalhumor #doctorsofinstagram #medstudent #callroom #nightfloat…
Vielleicht wäre der Telefonzelle ein längeres Dasein beschieden gewesen, wenn man sie in Strictly Callroom umbenannt hätte.
September 26, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Vielleicht wäre der Telefonzelle ein längeres Dasein beschieden gewesen, wenn man sie in Strictly Callroom umbenannt hätte.
There is an elevator near my callroom that really needs its doors greased, and it makes a noise exactly like a Tie Fighter whenever the doors open or close.
August 21, 2026 at 12:07 AM
There is an elevator near my callroom that really needs its doors greased, and it makes a noise exactly like a Tie Fighter whenever the doors open or close.
Also, diese callroom-Indiskretionen find ich unsäglich. Die können sich ja nicht mal unbeobachtet umziehen.
August 4, 2024 at 5:12 PM
Also, diese callroom-Indiskretionen find ich unsäglich. Die können sich ja nicht mal unbeobachtet umziehen.
Wenn ich noch einmal Gänsehaut höre… Dann doch lieber wieder in den Callroom, hüstel.
August 4, 2024 at 5:03 PM
Wenn ich noch einmal Gänsehaut höre… Dann doch lieber wieder in den Callroom, hüstel.
Muss die Kamera den Sportler*innen denn bis in den „Callroom“ nachsetzen?
August 3, 2024 at 7:13 PM
Muss die Kamera den Sportler*innen denn bis in den „Callroom“ nachsetzen?
Europe: The final countdown
Friidretts-VM: The final callroom. Det heter visstnok det.
Friidretts-VM: The final callroom. Det heter visstnok det.
September 19, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Europe: The final countdown
Friidretts-VM: The final callroom. Det heter visstnok det.
Friidretts-VM: The final callroom. Det heter visstnok det.
Uh, one of my colleagues is singing in her callroom REALLY LOUD. Like, belting out the tunes.
April 26, 2026 at 7:13 AM
Uh, one of my colleagues is singing in her callroom REALLY LOUD. Like, belting out the tunes.
One way that I keep the forces of chaos trying to destroy the world at bay is by making sure that the callroom hallway Keurig never runs out of pods.
This is the modern equivalent of keeping the Hearth of Hestia lit.
This is the modern equivalent of keeping the Hearth of Hestia lit.
December 8, 2025 at 12:22 AM
One way that I keep the forces of chaos trying to destroy the world at bay is by making sure that the callroom hallway Keurig never runs out of pods.
This is the modern equivalent of keeping the Hearth of Hestia lit.
This is the modern equivalent of keeping the Hearth of Hestia lit.
I feel similar to that re: e-books. Being able to read a book in an elevator at work on my phone, a tablet in my callroom, and my laptop in my house without ever losing my place is really cool.
November 28, 2025 at 9:11 AM
I feel similar to that re: e-books. Being able to read a book in an elevator at work on my phone, a tablet in my callroom, and my laptop in my house without ever losing my place is really cool.
I have snagged the callroom with the working thermostat, the landline phone, the working power mic, and the recliner. I bought a Keurig for the callroom area last week, and I am adequately caffeinated. Whatever else happens, these things are good.
September 23, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I have snagged the callroom with the working thermostat, the landline phone, the working power mic, and the recliner. I bought a Keurig for the callroom area last week, and I am adequately caffeinated. Whatever else happens, these things are good.
Considering getting a scented oil diffuser for my preferred callroom…
September 1, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Considering getting a scented oil diffuser for my preferred callroom…
Everything is terrible, but I did nab the callroom w the recliner tonight, so at least one thing is ok…
August 26, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Everything is terrible, but I did nab the callroom w the recliner tonight, so at least one thing is ok…
Ugh, got the callroom with the broken thermostat which is like an ice box.
August 14, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Ugh, got the callroom with the broken thermostat which is like an ice box.
Guys! New romance books have appeared in the hospitalist call room! This one is called “Lip Service!”
August 5, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Guys! New romance books have appeared in the hospitalist call room! This one is called “Lip Service!”
I just discovered what might be an ancient SCD pump in the callroom hallway next to the fridge. Was one of my colleagues snoozing w SCDs on? Such mysteries…
July 3, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I just discovered what might be an ancient SCD pump in the callroom hallway next to the fridge. Was one of my colleagues snoozing w SCDs on? Such mysteries…
There are many things that are wrong w the world, but tonight I got the callroom w the comfy chair, the working power mic, and the working thermostat, so there’s that.
July 2, 2025 at 11:32 PM
There are many things that are wrong w the world, but tonight I got the callroom w the comfy chair, the working power mic, and the working thermostat, so there’s that.
This callroom has a ginormous bag of shelled walnuts and sandals.
June 22, 2025 at 11:05 PM
This callroom has a ginormous bag of shelled walnuts and sandals.