Royals Go Casual: Candyass Edition
July 17, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Royals Go Casual: Candyass Edition
Pathetic candyass.
November 10, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Pathetic candyass.
Delicious if literal: candyass
September 26, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Delicious if literal: candyass
go ahead
less jaw jacking more action you candyass
less jaw jacking more action you candyass
Trump threatens to cut off all trade with Europe if Canada associates closer with the EU
September 17, 2026 at 12:32 AM
go ahead
less jaw jacking more action you candyass
less jaw jacking more action you candyass
March 7, 2024 at 2:30 AM
If you’re still a republican: you’re a candyass punk
July 3, 2026 at 4:05 PM
If you’re still a republican: you’re a candyass punk
he just gave new depth to the term candyass…
February 2, 2025 at 12:20 AM
he just gave new depth to the term candyass…
Centrists are 1/3 at winning "the most important election of our lifetime," time to give up the reins, candyass.
Let me get this straight. You want to do a total rebuild of the Democratic party a year before the most important midterms in history?
Are you OK?
Are you high?
Are you OK?
Are you high?
June 28, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Centrists are 1/3 at winning "the most important election of our lifetime," time to give up the reins, candyass.
lol lmao these candyass Boers
June 29, 2026 at 5:53 PM
lol lmao these candyass Boers
'cause he is a candyass. A big ole whiney orange candyass. If there weren't golf carts, he would have never taken up the sport.
September 29, 2025 at 12:36 PM
'cause he is a candyass. A big ole whiney orange candyass. If there weren't golf carts, he would have never taken up the sport.
If it'll bankrupt that grifter Candyass Owens though it'll be worth it.
September 22, 2025 at 5:34 PM
If it'll bankrupt that grifter Candyass Owens though it'll be worth it.
Musk’s DOGE stands for Department Of Underhanded Candyass Henchmen Embezzlers.
What’s that spell?
What’s that spell?
February 7, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Musk’s DOGE stands for Department Of Underhanded Candyass Henchmen Embezzlers.
What’s that spell?
What’s that spell?
The trauma lol. What a candyass
May 5, 2026 at 10:18 PM
The trauma lol. What a candyass
There are four lights you fucking candyass
Trump’s decision to rename the Gulf of Mexico may be upsetting to some, writes @giladedelman.bsky.social, but “in a democracy, values are determined by majority rule, and they don’t shift in only one direction. They can shift back”:
‘The Gulf of America’ Is the Wrong Fight to Pick
The more that politicians mess around with place names, the more important it is to respond according to consistent principles.
www.theatlantic.com
February 15, 2025 at 3:25 PM
There are four lights you fucking candyass
“Imagine being this much of an oversensitive candyass”
- the princess from The Princess and the Pea
- the princess from The Princess and the Pea
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 4:48 PM
“Imagine being this much of an oversensitive candyass”
- the princess from The Princess and the Pea
- the princess from The Princess and the Pea
Who would have thought that turning cbs nightly news into an engine to openly scold, sometimes in monologue format, their liberal and moderate viewers about how the way you’ve seen the world and ingest the news is elitist and candyass would not have been a runaway freight train of business success
April 29, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Who would have thought that turning cbs nightly news into an engine to openly scold, sometimes in monologue format, their liberal and moderate viewers about how the way you’ve seen the world and ingest the news is elitist and candyass would not have been a runaway freight train of business success
Allons enfants de la patrie you weak tankie candyass
March 23, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Allons enfants de la patrie you weak tankie candyass
Stared at this trying to figure out where I've seen it before for a good three minutes, checked the comments and someone had helpfully posted the CD cover of Orgy's 1998 album "Candyass"
July 30, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Stared at this trying to figure out where I've seen it before for a good three minutes, checked the comments and someone had helpfully posted the CD cover of Orgy's 1998 album "Candyass"
Tuckums and CandyAss under you 🙌🏻
December 13, 2024 at 9:29 PM
Tuckums and CandyAss under you 🙌🏻
I'm sorry I called your boyfriend a candyass
March 22, 2026 at 6:07 PM
I'm sorry I called your boyfriend a candyass
What a candyass.
April 11, 2025 at 12:59 AM
What a candyass.