#cantWin
Back in the ER. Went to take a seat and coughed at the same time. Stitches popped and my insides decided to come outside. Have to stay overnight so they can put me back together tomorrow. #cantwin
July 15, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Speaking of which, I see over on X that crew -- who have SECWAR's ear -- are blaming our pursuit of nation building in Iraq and Afghanistan on... war college professors. 🤦‍♂️

This will be news to the pme profs Rumsfeld & Co wanted to fire back then for criticising nation building #cantwin
As in the Aristotelean “oligarchies make hoplites, democracies navies, and aristocracies cavalry” it appears that navies build idiots.

Like Naval PME is way above average - but the Navy doesn’t feel that way about it.
March 11, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Biden talks quietly: He's frail

Biden talks loudly: He's screaming

#CantWin
March 8, 2024 at 3:50 AM
Pales, indeed. People here are usually much more kind and civilized, except when some go on their bullying missions. Awkkkk #CantWin
August 6, 2025 at 2:10 AM
What’s Going On
1.Trump knows he CANTwin the midterms & he CANT let the Epstein Files out. So…something’s got to happen and Soon!✅
2. But first, he had to crash our economy and raid the treasury✅✅
3.Enter Antifa Cosplay.
4. Declare a State of Emergency to stop elections
5. Call it Insurrection
October 15, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I go on Twitter they talking about feet. I come on here, y’all talking about feet. #cantwin
June 17, 2026 at 4:07 PM
February 21, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Pedestrians: I hate when bikes come out of no where! (rightfully so)

Also pedestrians: (walking in the clearly marked bike lane, me coming up ringing my bell once, announcing "coming up behind you!") JUST F'N GO AROUND

#cantwin #bikeyvr #frustrated
July 10, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Good news: I feel like a human again!
Bad news: I immediately proceeded to roll my ankle doing laundry
#TheUniverseLovesLaughingAtMe #CantWin
March 16, 2025 at 2:29 AM
tfw your doing "customer service nice" to a provider's office and then it turns out the person is actually nice and then you feel bad for doing customer service nice. 😂 #NEISvoid #CantWin
December 17, 2024 at 9:52 PM
My family came in 1629 but I got so much shit when my last name was Hispanic. Whites were mad that I was white with a name from Spain. Latinos were mad I didn’t speak Spanish. #CantWin
September 15, 2026 at 1:06 PM
From Maria Cantwell to Maria Cantwin, PLEASE. 🙏🏻
July 31, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I think it’s more #cantwin but I also think it’s people not quite having a clear idea of what they actually want. And what they actually want is something that’s more in the middle. They don’t want more Ghostbusters, they want more of what Ghostbusters was when it first came out.
May 14, 2024 at 1:41 PM
upper arm disproportionate to my lower arm now i #cantwin
April 13, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Kan anbefales i mange tilfeller, men så tar dét også tid og penger og øker dermed potensielt skyldfølelse ekstra mye (for å forsøke slappe av 🫠)

#cantwin
February 3, 2024 at 10:55 AM
Good luck!

The process of getting jabbed in Germany is pretty easy - find a chemist that will jab you and book an appointment.

I got a vaccine about a month ago - alas, it appears to have reactivated the shingles virus and I’ve got debilitating neuralgia. #cantWin
December 2, 2024 at 5:07 PM
Meanwhile, my specialist emphasises reducing red meat as it's an acknowledged bowel cancer contributor.
#CantWin #EverythingInModeration
📢 The guidance – including a new food pyramid – emphasises red meat, whole milk and other animal sources of protein, while downplaying plant-based offerings.
New diet guide says double up on protein – nutrition experts are wary
www.1news.co.nz
January 20, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Acrually, they’re broke. Would’ve had to come back in to settle up with our awesome waitress. #CantWin
January 22, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Willa works hard to keep the squirrels from the yard, she also loves strawberries. #cantwin
August 4, 2025 at 7:29 PM
So my girlfriend’s daughter is getting into Wicca so for the solstice I found somebody from Maine selling this old looking grimoire so I got it for her. Apparently it was cursed and now there’s all kinds of evil stuff going on and everybody’s mad at me.

#cantwin
December 21, 2025 at 5:48 PM
NC 37
Kate Barr
October 17, 2024 at 8:43 PM
I worked up a lady last night who had terrible thoracic back pain and GERD Sx who turned out to be neg and have OA with GERD secondary to high ASA use - didnt want to miss a dissection but she ended up staying hrs later and getting a CT #cantwin thanks for this validation!
December 14, 2024 at 4:15 PM
Since I'm 12 years old, I've been hounded to make my writing sound more formal. Now AI comes along, and everything it makes sounds formal, and I'm being told to sound more casual and candid. 🫠 #cantwin #wtf
May 30, 2026 at 5:23 PM