I’m not capable of sympathy here.
"'Obviously we're still waiting to see where the administration will go, but it does look like our community has been played...'
"'We are very disappointed,' he said..."
www.reuters.com/world/us/mus...
"'We are very disappointed,' he said..."
www.reuters.com/world/us/mus...
Muslims who voted for Trump upset by his pro-Israel cabinet picks
U.S. Muslim leaders who supported Republican Donald Trump to protest against the Biden administration's support for Israel's war on Gaza and attacks on Lebanon have been deeply disappointed by his Cabinet picks, they tell Reuters.
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November 18, 2024 at 5:40 AM
I’m not capable of sympathy here.
Strong and capable people surround themselves with strong and capable people. Just saying.
December 4, 2024 at 2:45 PM
Strong and capable people surround themselves with strong and capable people. Just saying.
We are still capable of creating beautiful, elegant things.
Still capable of conducting ourselves with class, dignity and grace.
Still capable of inspiring others.
Still capable of fighting for the America we ought to be.
Still capable of conducting ourselves with class, dignity and grace.
Still capable of inspiring others.
Still capable of fighting for the America we ought to be.
June 19, 2026 at 8:02 AM
We are still capable of creating beautiful, elegant things.
Still capable of conducting ourselves with class, dignity and grace.
Still capable of inspiring others.
Still capable of fighting for the America we ought to be.
Still capable of conducting ourselves with class, dignity and grace.
Still capable of inspiring others.
Still capable of fighting for the America we ought to be.
Those capable of empathy are capable of leading.
July 17, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Those capable of empathy are capable of leading.
I didn't think I was capable of feeling any more shame for what America has become.
I was wrong.
I was wrong.
February 28, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I didn't think I was capable of feeling any more shame for what America has become.
I was wrong.
I was wrong.
>unarmed pleasure vessel inexplicably capable of running a blockade
What did he know?
What did he know?
April 20, 2026 at 12:51 AM
>unarmed pleasure vessel inexplicably capable of running a blockade
What did he know?
What did he know?
you don't need chatGPT i am perfectly capable of drinking a bottle of water and lying to you
May 1, 2025 at 2:37 PM
you don't need chatGPT i am perfectly capable of drinking a bottle of water and lying to you
More than almost anything else, I will miss having a President who is capable of compassion, decency and empathy in times of crisis.
January 2, 2025 at 12:22 AM
More than almost anything else, I will miss having a President who is capable of compassion, decency and empathy in times of crisis.
I had no idea I was capable of such disgust, hate and rage.
September 25, 2026 at 1:55 AM
I had no idea I was capable of such disgust, hate and rage.
Trump is clearly no longer capable of being President. McConnell is clearly no longer capable to serve in the Senate.
Like always, Republicans are not capable of integrity or political decency.
JMO
Like always, Republicans are not capable of integrity or political decency.
JMO
July 8, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Trump is clearly no longer capable of being President. McConnell is clearly no longer capable to serve in the Senate.
Like always, Republicans are not capable of integrity or political decency.
JMO
Like always, Republicans are not capable of integrity or political decency.
JMO
Never underestimate the sheer evil old men are capable of.
March 20, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Never underestimate the sheer evil old men are capable of.
I suppose even that man is capable of logical arguments.
December 24, 2024 at 7:05 PM
I suppose even that man is capable of logical arguments.
Study: Elephants Only Other Species Capable Of Leveraging Synergies In Brand Portfolio https://theonion.com/study-elephants-only-other-species-capable-of-leveraging-synergies-in-brand-portfolio/
July 24, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Study: Elephants Only Other Species Capable Of Leveraging Synergies In Brand Portfolio https://theonion.com/study-elephants-only-other-species-capable-of-leveraging-synergies-in-brand-portfolio/
he's plenty capable on his own, i'll have you know
December 4, 2025 at 2:56 AM
he's plenty capable on his own, i'll have you know
Crockett: It was my ancestors that built the White House. If we have been good enough to build this country, we are good enough to serve in other ways. Stop trying to act as if only white men are the ones that are capable because you’re sitting with 3 very capable black women
January 9, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Crockett: It was my ancestors that built the White House. If we have been good enough to build this country, we are good enough to serve in other ways. Stop trying to act as if only white men are the ones that are capable because you’re sitting with 3 very capable black women
horse forme cardie... so capable
will deliver the goods
will deliver the goods
August 21, 2025 at 8:22 AM
horse forme cardie... so capable
will deliver the goods
will deliver the goods
The United States tried presidents who were smart, decent, and capable of empathy, but decided it wasn’t for them. It just didn’t reflect them.
June 28, 2025 at 11:44 AM
The United States tried presidents who were smart, decent, and capable of empathy, but decided it wasn’t for them. It just didn’t reflect them.
i do not think the mainstream press is equipped or capable of covering ideological white nationalists and eugenicists as such, or even capable of noting that this is what they are. it is related to the wide belief that racism is simply a matter of manners.
It would appear CNN was also at the eugenics conference? Why are all these mainstream news orgs at a 200-person event where all the speakers are eugenicists and racists? www.cnn.com/2025/04/11/u...
April 12, 2025 at 5:16 PM
i do not think the mainstream press is equipped or capable of covering ideological white nationalists and eugenicists as such, or even capable of noting that this is what they are. it is related to the wide belief that racism is simply a matter of manners.
If only he were capable of embarrassment.
A global phenomenon is that everyone's Laughing out loud at Trumps America.
#TrumpIsANationalDisgrace
#TrumpisGlobalJoke
#TrumpIsATraitorAndCriminal
#TrumpIsANationalDisgrace
#TrumpisGlobalJoke
#TrumpIsATraitorAndCriminal
January 1, 2026 at 4:55 AM
If only he were capable of embarrassment.
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Increasingly Powerful Trans Person Capable Of Using Every Single Bathroom At Once
EVERYWHERE—As the influence of the nation’s transgender individuals continues to encroach on the freedoms of the U.S. populace, sources confirmed Tuesday that increasingly powerful trans person Tori R...
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May 7, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Increasingly Powerful Trans Person Capable Of Using Every Single Bathroom At Once
It's bizarre that some politicians are trying to behave as if the US president were sane, or capable of reason or moral judgement.
January 19, 2026 at 1:14 PM
It's bizarre that some politicians are trying to behave as if the US president were sane, or capable of reason or moral judgement.
They’re not capable of shame, but they’re capable of being forced to act like they’re capable of shame
February 6, 2026 at 9:06 PM
They’re not capable of shame, but they’re capable of being forced to act like they’re capable of shame
There’s a reason I asked Pam Bondi if she was capable of saying “no” to the president.
September 21, 2025 at 4:35 PM
There’s a reason I asked Pam Bondi if she was capable of saying “no” to the president.