Mitch McConnell Returns To Capitol Hill In Jar Of Formaldehyde
September 17, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Mitch McConnell Returns To Capitol Hill In Jar Of Formaldehyde
$100 to any reporter who asks him, "so you're saying Capitol Police should've shot dead everyone who breached the Capitol on January 6?"
Homan on people getting killed by ICE: "It comes down to one simple fact -- these people failed to comply with law enforcement ... all they had to do is comply. If they did, they'd be alive today."
July 20, 2026 at 8:07 PM
$100 to any reporter who asks him, "so you're saying Capitol Police should've shot dead everyone who breached the Capitol on January 6?"
Someone should introduce a resolution banning fake boobs from Capitol restrooms
November 20, 2024 at 1:39 AM
Someone should introduce a resolution banning fake boobs from Capitol restrooms
May 5, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Despite warnings from the law enforcement not to attend today’s No Kings rally after this mornings shooting of Minnesota lawmakers with the killer on the lose, the No Kings Rally is happening at the Minnesota State Capitol in St. Paul.
June 14, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Despite warnings from the law enforcement not to attend today’s No Kings rally after this mornings shooting of Minnesota lawmakers with the killer on the lose, the No Kings Rally is happening at the Minnesota State Capitol in St. Paul.
Update from the Capitol.
July 3, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Update from the Capitol.
Maybe Mike meant "stood on" Capitol Police?
October 15, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Maybe Mike meant "stood on" Capitol Police?
Senator Mitch McConnell returns to Capitol Hill.
September 17, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Senator Mitch McConnell returns to Capitol Hill.
Capitol Police chief blasts Jan 6 conspiracy theories:
“My folks were here on Jan. 6.. They were assaulted.. Many of them were injured. They know exactly what happened on Jan. 6. For somebody to make up some story that, 'Oh, it wasn't that bad’..it is just not true”
www.cbsnews.com/news/capitol...
“My folks were here on Jan. 6.. They were assaulted.. Many of them were injured. They know exactly what happened on Jan. 6. For somebody to make up some story that, 'Oh, it wasn't that bad’..it is just not true”
www.cbsnews.com/news/capitol...
Capitol Police Chief Thomas Manger retires Friday, after rebuilding department in wake of Capitol riot
Capitol Police Chief Thomas Manger, who's led the department since the Capitol riot, spoke with CBS News before his retirement.
www.cbsnews.com
May 28, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Capitol Police chief blasts Jan 6 conspiracy theories:
“My folks were here on Jan. 6.. They were assaulted.. Many of them were injured. They know exactly what happened on Jan. 6. For somebody to make up some story that, 'Oh, it wasn't that bad’..it is just not true”
www.cbsnews.com/news/capitol...
“My folks were here on Jan. 6.. They were assaulted.. Many of them were injured. They know exactly what happened on Jan. 6. For somebody to make up some story that, 'Oh, it wasn't that bad’..it is just not true”
www.cbsnews.com/news/capitol...
Archaeologists: D.C. Capitol May Have Once Been Used For Legislating https://theonion.com/archaeologists-d-c-capitol-may-have-once-been-used-for-legislating/
January 12, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Archaeologists: D.C. Capitol May Have Once Been Used For Legislating https://theonion.com/archaeologists-d-c-capitol-may-have-once-been-used-for-legislating/
At the Capitol in NASHVILLE today…
March 4, 2025 at 9:54 PM
At the Capitol in NASHVILLE today…
Look at these good dogs celebrating Therapy Animal Day at the Capitol!
May 2, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Look at these good dogs celebrating Therapy Animal Day at the Capitol!
Nothing from Caitlyn Jenner today on the Great Capitol Bathroom Crisis.
November 21, 2024 at 2:43 AM
Nothing from Caitlyn Jenner today on the Great Capitol Bathroom Crisis.
Archaeologists: D.C. Capitol May Have Once Been Used For Legislating
Archaeologists: D.C. Capitol May Have Once Been Used For Legislating
WASHINGTON—Calling the discovery the “clearest proof yet” of how the U.S. government was originally designed to function, archaeologists published new evidence Thursday that suggests the Capitol build...
theonion.com
June 22, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Archaeologists: D.C. Capitol May Have Once Been Used For Legislating
Last night, Capitol Police arrested roughly 60 veterans and their family members outside the U.S. Capitol. The group had gathered to hold a peaceful sit-in on the Capitol steps, but police intentionally set up a barrier of bike racks to prevent them from demonstrating.
June 14, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Last night, Capitol Police arrested roughly 60 veterans and their family members outside the U.S. Capitol. The group had gathered to hold a peaceful sit-in on the Capitol steps, but police intentionally set up a barrier of bike racks to prevent them from demonstrating.
Kash Patel: "When you attack our nation's capitol, you attack the very being of our way of life — We will always refute it & combat it"
Unless you’re J6 insurrectionist who attacks the capitol — then you receive a pardon & get called a patriot…
Unless you’re J6 insurrectionist who attacks the capitol — then you receive a pardon & get called a patriot…
December 5, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Kash Patel: "When you attack our nation's capitol, you attack the very being of our way of life — We will always refute it & combat it"
Unless you’re J6 insurrectionist who attacks the capitol — then you receive a pardon & get called a patriot…
Unless you’re J6 insurrectionist who attacks the capitol — then you receive a pardon & get called a patriot…
Soybean farmers should dump their beans on Capitol Hill…
October 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Soybean farmers should dump their beans on Capitol Hill…
Nothing says “dying civilization” like gladiator fights at the capitol for the emperor’s amusement.
June 13, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Nothing says “dying civilization” like gladiator fights at the capitol for the emperor’s amusement.
Thank you Eugene Goodman for saving Democracy during the Capitol insurrection #January6th
January 6, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Thank you Eugene Goodman for saving Democracy during the Capitol insurrection #January6th
The phone number for the U.S. Capitol switchboard is (202) 224-3121.
August 18, 2025 at 4:19 PM
The phone number for the U.S. Capitol switchboard is (202) 224-3121.
Looking forward to not storming the Capitol tomorrow.
January 6, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Looking forward to not storming the Capitol tomorrow.