#captainobvious
April 20, 2026 at 8:47 PM
"Obviously it is not standard to have aircraft collide. I want to be clear on that." -- Sean Duffy, our new secretary of transportation in the new awful administration.
January 30, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Gætter på at Løkke hælder VLAK ned af brættet om t minus tre timer
May 22, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Yanno, some of the shit with prices wouldn’t be happening if we didn’t have an immature asshat in office who understood that wars aren’t water-balloon fights.

#captainobvious
September 20, 2026 at 7:30 PM
“No shit, Sherlock—where have you been for the last year? #CaptainObvious”

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December 26, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Gee! Ya think?!🙄
Thanks #CaptainObvious 😒
December 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Having a 49 point plan is really giving *something was removed last minute*

#nzpol #captainobvious
November 30, 2023 at 12:27 AM
I wouldn’t have minded Rafael Devers on the Mets #captainobvious
June 15, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Der Corona-Verharmloser Hendrik Streeck hat ChatGPT gefragt, wie eigentlich 'Drogenbeauftragter' geht.

Das Ergebnis wird sie verblüffen! #CaptainObvious

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Drogenbeauftragter Streeck: "Wir haben ein Alkohol- und Tabakproblem in Deutschland"
Der Drogenbeauftragte der Bundesregierung, Streeck, hat den Deutschen ein problematisches Verhältnis zu Alkohol und Tabak attestiert. Es gebe hierzulande ein Alkohol- und Tabakproblem, über das man re...
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June 16, 2025 at 11:11 AM
And there it is.

Moi, ce matin en jasant avec une amie :
#nostradalex #captainobvious
March 15, 2026 at 11:57 PM
DES PÊCHES AU THON #CaptainObvious
July 1, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Why are 98 % of the men who are so outraged by my reference to the climate and socially unjust fossil shyce of company car privilege white collar dudes?
#CaptainObvious
October 23, 2024 at 8:50 PM
I dunno - just make a good first dish?

#MasterChefAU #CaptainObvious
July 20, 2025 at 9:06 AM
It’s…uh…cold.

#CaptainObvious
January 21, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Start your day with #captainobvious "Keep buying Canadian! 🇨🇦#elbowsup 🇨🇦
March 29, 2026 at 12:05 PM
This is either going to be the game of the year or a fucking gutpunch #analysis #captainobvious
October 28, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Hate to block a fellow Trekkie, but yikes for CaptainObvious. Definitely getting my block of the day.
December 23, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Start your day with #captainobvious "Keep buying Canadian! 🇨🇦#elbowsup 🇨🇦
October 29, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Bestimmt ruft bei radio1 gleich noch jemand an und sagt, dass Chicharito "Kleine Erbse" heisst… #captainobvious
September 7, 2025 at 11:23 AM
That one woman is quite tall, isn't she.

#captainobvious
#worlds
September 26, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Start your day with #captainobvious "Keep buying Canadian! 🇨🇦#elbowsup 🇨🇦
January 27, 2026 at 1:05 PM
It's not fucking rocket science dickheads
#TheWealthyALWAYSprotectThemselves
#auspol
#CaptainObvious
Pauline taking on the elites!
July 6, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Sudoku is a lot harder to do when you’re drunk. #CaptainObvious
April 6, 2026 at 11:58 PM