I think car door handles should still work when the car is on fire
February 8, 2026 at 2:37 AM
I think car door handles should still work when the car is on fire
Saturday is for replacing your car door.
September 20, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Saturday is for replacing your car door.
"If ICE comes to your door...
"KEEP YOUR DOOR CLOSED"
"If ICE comes to your car...
"KEEP YOUR CAR CLOSED"
"KEEP YOUR DOOR CLOSED"
"If ICE comes to your car...
"KEEP YOUR CAR CLOSED"
March 26, 2025 at 10:27 PM
"If ICE comes to your door...
"KEEP YOUR DOOR CLOSED"
"If ICE comes to your car...
"KEEP YOUR CAR CLOSED"
"KEEP YOUR DOOR CLOSED"
"If ICE comes to your car...
"KEEP YOUR CAR CLOSED"
you THLAMMED your WHAT in the car door?!??
October 30, 2024 at 1:51 PM
you THLAMMED your WHAT in the car door?!??
Trump: [slams dick in car door]
Global markets: [tank]
Trump: [opens car door]
MAGA: masterful gambit, sir!
Global markets: [tank]
Trump: [opens car door]
MAGA: masterful gambit, sir!
April 9, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Trump: [slams dick in car door]
Global markets: [tank]
Trump: [opens car door]
MAGA: masterful gambit, sir!
Global markets: [tank]
Trump: [opens car door]
MAGA: masterful gambit, sir!
every car door selfie is a prophecy
June 8, 2025 at 3:48 PM
every car door selfie is a prophecy
*slams penis in the car door*
this is my reichstag fire moment
this is my reichstag fire moment
September 16, 2025 at 5:10 AM
*slams penis in the car door*
this is my reichstag fire moment
this is my reichstag fire moment
i thlammed my penith in the car door
October 3, 2026 at 6:17 AM
i thlammed my penith in the car door
Dropping a friend off means you wait until they get inside their door.
The job ain’t done when they close your car door.
The job ain’t done when they close your car door.
March 24, 2026 at 5:17 AM
Dropping a friend off means you wait until they get inside their door.
The job ain’t done when they close your car door.
The job ain’t done when they close your car door.
the two outfits for men
July 16, 2026 at 11:43 PM
the two outfits for men
China to become first country to ban hidden car door handles. This due to safety concerns after EV accidents where electronic doors reportedly failed to operate and trapped passengers inside.
Sky News
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Sky News
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China to become first country to ban hidden door handles — Sky News
From next year, new car models will have to have both exterior and interior handles with mechanical releases.
apple.news
February 3, 2026 at 4:26 PM
China to become first country to ban hidden car door handles. This due to safety concerns after EV accidents where electronic doors reportedly failed to operate and trapped passengers inside.
Sky News
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Sky News
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Like Abe Lincoln said, "you can slam your dick in the car door, but you can't slam everybody's dicks in the car door at the same time."
This Senate bill to slap limits on the president’s tariff power now has SEVEN Republican sponsors:
• Grassley
• Moran
• Murkowski
• McConnell
• Tillis
• Young
• Collins
• Grassley
• Moran
• Murkowski
• McConnell
• Tillis
• Young
• Collins
Senators Chuck Grassley (R) and Maria Cantwell (D) just introduced a bill to reassert Congress’s power over tariffs.
—President must notify Congress on new tariffs within 48 hours of imposition.
—Congress must approve them within 60 days or they expire.
www.cantwell.senate.gov/imo/media/do...
—President must notify Congress on new tariffs within 48 hours of imposition.
—Congress must approve them within 60 days or they expire.
www.cantwell.senate.gov/imo/media/do...
April 7, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Like Abe Lincoln said, "you can slam your dick in the car door, but you can't slam everybody's dicks in the car door at the same time."
This whole door weighs more than you and your car combined today
January 21, 2025 at 11:45 PM
This whole door weighs more than you and your car combined today
Why are all new cars so hideously unintuitive? Forget electric vehicles. Electric schmelectric. My next car money will go to the manufacturer that brings back physical knobs, car door handles, and a gear shift. Make cars… cars again. I don’t want to drive a tablet.
July 21, 2026 at 12:01 PM
Why are all new cars so hideously unintuitive? Forget electric vehicles. Electric schmelectric. My next car money will go to the manufacturer that brings back physical knobs, car door handles, and a gear shift. Make cars… cars again. I don’t want to drive a tablet.
breaking news: only AAA games company not slamming own dick in car door announces plans to slam own dick in car door
October 3, 2026 at 5:22 AM
breaking news: only AAA games company not slamming own dick in car door announces plans to slam own dick in car door
Happy second birthday to the bottle of water in my car door
February 24, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Happy second birthday to the bottle of water in my car door
I’m the one in the brown hat.
What you might not see is the victim in the car. His feet are pointing out the open car door. An agent is sitting on one of his legs. He’s only wearing crocs.
Bystanders found his legal work visa in his abandoned car.
#AbolishICE
What you might not see is the victim in the car. His feet are pointing out the open car door. An agent is sitting on one of his legs. He’s only wearing crocs.
Bystanders found his legal work visa in his abandoned car.
#AbolishICE
This is what happened in our neighborhood yesterday. ICE snatched a human being off of our streets, roughed them up badly, and then pepper sprayed legal observers as they documented it all. This is a daily occurrence happening all throughout Minnesota right now.
January 19, 2026 at 4:33 PM
I’m the one in the brown hat.
What you might not see is the victim in the car. His feet are pointing out the open car door. An agent is sitting on one of his legs. He’s only wearing crocs.
Bystanders found his legal work visa in his abandoned car.
#AbolishICE
What you might not see is the victim in the car. His feet are pointing out the open car door. An agent is sitting on one of his legs. He’s only wearing crocs.
Bystanders found his legal work visa in his abandoned car.
#AbolishICE
Sitting in my car in the garage with the garage door closed, listening to music while waiting for a death that will never come. Because my car is an EV.
October 2, 2026 at 11:52 AM
Sitting in my car in the garage with the garage door closed, listening to music while waiting for a death that will never come. Because my car is an EV.
she man door on my hand hook till i car door?
August 20, 2023 at 3:14 AM
she man door on my hand hook till i car door?
imagine literally killing people because you think regular car door handles look cringe
Breaking News: A college student’s family sued Tesla, saying faulty door design led to her death in a burning Cybertruck.
Tesla Is Sued by Families Who Say Faulty Cybertruck Doors Led to Two Deaths
A college student was trapped in a burning Cybertruck because electronic doors made it difficult for her to get out or be rescued, a lawsuit claims.
nyti.ms
October 2, 2025 at 9:45 PM
imagine literally killing people because you think regular car door handles look cringe
I thlammed Mike Penix in the car door
sorry is there really a football guy named michael penix
December 30, 2024 at 4:16 AM
I thlammed Mike Penix in the car door
There are widespread reports of ICE agents abducting people while masked, without warrants or identification. Due to recent events, we strongly advise: do not open your door or car for anyone you don’t know. That’s the message. No need to elaborate.
June 17, 2025 at 2:58 AM
There are widespread reports of ICE agents abducting people while masked, without warrants or identification. Due to recent events, we strongly advise: do not open your door or car for anyone you don’t know. That’s the message. No need to elaborate.
so excited for Man Door Hand Hook Car Door (2028)
Hollywood agencies are searching Reddit for short stories and ideas that could be turned into movies following the success of 'Backrooms'
(via THR)
(via THR)
June 17, 2026 at 11:19 PM
so excited for Man Door Hand Hook Car Door (2028)