Didn’t a few fly over the belt. Wow. That’s a case to just take carryons.
November 6, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Didn’t a few fly over the belt. Wow. That’s a case to just take carryons.
i once saw a woman trying to board with a massive comforter in bag in addition to her two items. She was genuinely confused why a comforter the size of some carryons was something that counted as an item.
October 27, 2026 at 2:01 PM
i once saw a woman trying to board with a massive comforter in bag in addition to her two items. She was genuinely confused why a comforter the size of some carryons was something that counted as an item.
When I'm President, I'm going to direct the FTC to ban cutesy corporate anthropomorphization. No more smiley faces on delivery robots, and no posted messages from airlines that start: "Hey y'all..." like the one asking passengers on my flight to check their carryons
October 22, 2026 at 12:56 PM
When I'm President, I'm going to direct the FTC to ban cutesy corporate anthropomorphization. No more smiley faces on delivery robots, and no posted messages from airlines that start: "Hey y'all..." like the one asking passengers on my flight to check their carryons
What happens in Vegas is supposed to stay in Vegas but that shit finds its way into your carryons anyway. 🫂
October 21, 2026 at 7:43 PM
What happens in Vegas is supposed to stay in Vegas but that shit finds its way into your carryons anyway. 🫂
Whew it’s fight with carryons on this flight this morning. We may never leave at this rate.
October 18, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Whew it’s fight with carryons on this flight this morning. We may never leave at this rate.
If I thought I could cram what I need into a carryon, I would always volunteer. I hate puffing carryons but I also hate paying to check a bag. Volunteering at the gate is a win win!
October 17, 2026 at 1:57 PM
If I thought I could cram what I need into a carryon, I would always volunteer. I hate puffing carryons but I also hate paying to check a bag. Volunteering at the gate is a win win!
people say it doesn’t pay to spend a lot of money on checked bags in particular bc they get abused so much by handlers but I’ve had my medium since 2019? and it’s survived without a single ding this whole time. the carryons are perfection too. no issues at all. I just got a 2 for the improvements
October 12, 2026 at 4:42 PM
people say it doesn’t pay to spend a lot of money on checked bags in particular bc they get abused so much by handlers but I’ve had my medium since 2019? and it’s survived without a single ding this whole time. the carryons are perfection too. no issues at all. I just got a 2 for the improvements
It’s such a shame that women can’t inflight masturbate in peace either. So many Karens would be happier if vibrating battery operated devices were allowed in our carryons. If I could trust TMZ with my email address………..
October 7, 2026 at 11:47 PM
It’s such a shame that women can’t inflight masturbate in peace either. So many Karens would be happier if vibrating battery operated devices were allowed in our carryons. If I could trust TMZ with my email address………..
For what airlines charge to bring pets on planes as “carryons,” (which are free, but not for pets!), may as well buy them a seat!
October 6, 2026 at 1:45 PM
For what airlines charge to bring pets on planes as “carryons,” (which are free, but not for pets!), may as well buy them a seat!
Our flight arrives at 10:30am. It takes about an hour to get from Fort Lauderdale to the Miami Cruise Port if traffic isn't awful, so we might stop at Target or Walmart near I-95 because a soda package is $17-$20/day and we can bring on the ship up to 12L in non-alcoholic drinks in our carryons.
October 4, 2026 at 6:00 AM
Our flight arrives at 10:30am. It takes about an hour to get from Fort Lauderdale to the Miami Cruise Port if traffic isn't awful, so we might stop at Target or Walmart near I-95 because a soda package is $17-$20/day and we can bring on the ship up to 12L in non-alcoholic drinks in our carryons.
Okay but why are you checking your Patek Philippe? That's what carryons are for.
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October 3, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Okay but why are you checking your Patek Philippe? That's what carryons are for.
We went to a few more stores in Shibuya before heading to the hotel to pack all the goods away. 🙈 We stepped out for some yummy katsu and to buy mew carryons at donki and in a few hours we’re headed to the airport okay byyyye
October 3, 2026 at 4:50 PM
We went to a few more stores in Shibuya before heading to the hotel to pack all the goods away. 🙈 We stepped out for some yummy katsu and to buy mew carryons at donki and in a few hours we’re headed to the airport okay byyyye
Oh fuck, the travel expert has arrived. She arrives on time for flights, she doesn't pass out during boarding, I hear she has mastered the proper use of carryons
October 2, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Oh fuck, the travel expert has arrived. She arrives on time for flights, she doesn't pass out during boarding, I hear she has mastered the proper use of carryons
Give you the look that Tortas Frontera is what I snarf and smuggle in my carryons.
October 2, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Give you the look that Tortas Frontera is what I snarf and smuggle in my carryons.
It adds so much extra time to deplaning when they wait like that then spend 5 minutes muckling their carryons down taking this sweet time.
And some people stand early to help reduce varicose veins and legs swelling. As long as they’re not blocking the aisle who cares?
And some people stand early to help reduce varicose veins and legs swelling. As long as they’re not blocking the aisle who cares?
October 2, 2026 at 3:58 AM
It adds so much extra time to deplaning when they wait like that then spend 5 minutes muckling their carryons down taking this sweet time.
And some people stand early to help reduce varicose veins and legs swelling. As long as they’re not blocking the aisle who cares?
And some people stand early to help reduce varicose veins and legs swelling. As long as they’re not blocking the aisle who cares?
Also they now threatening that unless more people check their carryons “we will be checking the size of every bag so your departure will be further delayed”. What a way to travel 😂🤣
September 30, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Also they now threatening that unless more people check their carryons “we will be checking the size of every bag so your departure will be further delayed”. What a way to travel 😂🤣
Honestly? I wouldn’t do that…but I also didn’t expect to have a breakdown when they tried to check our carryons for the flight to move over here (just me and youngest kiddo). While I don’t condone yelling at children/babies maybe there is an extenuating circumstance?
October 1, 2026 at 7:32 AM
Honestly? I wouldn’t do that…but I also didn’t expect to have a breakdown when they tried to check our carryons for the flight to move over here (just me and youngest kiddo). While I don’t condone yelling at children/babies maybe there is an extenuating circumstance?
Checked bags free, charge for carryons, I am always saying this
September 28, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Checked bags free, charge for carryons, I am always saying this
(Also the size of “carryons” keeps engorging while the space for them shrinks)
September 28, 2026 at 12:16 PM
(Also the size of “carryons” keeps engorging while the space for them shrinks)
26. #Char_Roleplay
HAVEN: *waiting with Lorelai's mother and Haven's family as the jet's staff help people with their carryons while bags are loaded for the flight to Paris*
MARIANNE: *to Haven* Are you excited yet? Or still rather nervous? *hands her bag off to the staff*
HAVEN: A little less
1/
HAVEN: *waiting with Lorelai's mother and Haven's family as the jet's staff help people with their carryons while bags are loaded for the flight to Paris*
MARIANNE: *to Haven* Are you excited yet? Or still rather nervous? *hands her bag off to the staff*
HAVEN: A little less
1/
September 26, 2026 at 11:17 PM
26. #Char_Roleplay
HAVEN: *waiting with Lorelai's mother and Haven's family as the jet's staff help people with their carryons while bags are loaded for the flight to Paris*
MARIANNE: *to Haven* Are you excited yet? Or still rather nervous? *hands her bag off to the staff*
HAVEN: A little less
1/
HAVEN: *waiting with Lorelai's mother and Haven's family as the jet's staff help people with their carryons while bags are loaded for the flight to Paris*
MARIANNE: *to Haven* Are you excited yet? Or still rather nervous? *hands her bag off to the staff*
HAVEN: A little less
1/
TIL beware ever booking a flight on a CRJ (Canadair Regional Jet) if you use carryons.
They are more fascistic about the size of your bags than any discount airline I've been on. Overhead storage can barely hold backpacks and they gate check all carryons.
They are more fascistic about the size of your bags than any discount airline I've been on. Overhead storage can barely hold backpacks and they gate check all carryons.
September 25, 2026 at 4:46 AM
TIL beware ever booking a flight on a CRJ (Canadair Regional Jet) if you use carryons.
They are more fascistic about the size of your bags than any discount airline I've been on. Overhead storage can barely hold backpacks and they gate check all carryons.
They are more fascistic about the size of your bags than any discount airline I've been on. Overhead storage can barely hold backpacks and they gate check all carryons.
I don’t believe in photographing innocent normies for lolz but trust me when I say that there are a bunch of random tech bros flying back to SF in near identical outfits, shoes, and carryons
September 22, 2026 at 1:37 AM
I don’t believe in photographing innocent normies for lolz but trust me when I say that there are a bunch of random tech bros flying back to SF in near identical outfits, shoes, and carryons
I initially read carryons as crayons, and yeah, still tracks.
September 22, 2026 at 1:54 AM
I initially read carryons as crayons, and yeah, still tracks.
Agents just now at upstate NY airport checking IDs and carryons as you boarded the plane to NYC. Must be due to UN/Trump. Hopefully not harassing immigrants.
September 21, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Agents just now at upstate NY airport checking IDs and carryons as you boarded the plane to NYC. Must be due to UN/Trump. Hopefully not harassing immigrants.
I’ve had flights where we were supposed to have two carry ons, and they announced when we arrived at the checkin counter for our transfer to a second flight after going through customs we could only take one. The plane wasn’t even boarding yet, so they charged us to check the carryons.
September 13, 2026 at 4:39 PM
I’ve had flights where we were supposed to have two carry ons, and they announced when we arrived at the checkin counter for our transfer to a second flight after going through customs we could only take one. The plane wasn’t even boarding yet, so they charged us to check the carryons.