#cars 
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August 12, 2025 at 7:20 PM
DHS Releases Watchlist Of Mothers Driving Cars https://theonion.com/dhs-releases-watchlist-of-mothers-driving-cars/
January 9, 2026 at 7:00 PM
The cars from Cars have tinted windows because otherwise you’d see their bowels.
October 3, 2026 at 2:24 AM
RFK Jr.: ‘Time In Hot Cars Helps Babies To Sweat Out Toxins’ https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-time-in-hot-cars-helps-babies-to-sweat-out-toxins/
February 17, 2026 at 4:00 PM
I just sell cars and love everyone!
March 19, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Cats in Cars

Sunday Drive Edition
July 5, 2026 at 1:25 PM
I'm ICE, boys. I love crashing cars, getting divorced, crashing cars, bargain bin jeans, texting while driving, crashing cars, OLD GLORY, and let's not forget my one true passion in life—crashing cars
November 26, 2025 at 4:06 PM
cars
November 15, 2024 at 4:09 AM
Monster cars
October 18, 2024 at 11:59 PM
Cars, welcome to The War on Cars.
Downtown Boston is gridlocked right now because someone decided to leave their car double parked...

🙃

📹: @vanessageauxinue_
September 29, 2026 at 2:51 PM
People cheer as some federal agents get in their cars and leave.

NY plates on their cars.
August 14, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I hear people are calling his cars “Deplorians” these days.
March 22, 2025 at 4:52 PM
“the future of cars”
March 14, 2025 at 3:14 PM
An interesting concept but what if instead we did cars cars cars all policy revolves around cars everyone not in a car should die cars bigger cars even bigger cars no you can't walk cars only cars parking lots cars defund public transit cars more cars obey the cars
trains are such a great example of how the future is here, if we want it and are willing to subsidize it
It’s over 1,000km from Berlin to Paris

There’s now a direct daytime train between them, that takes 8 hours and costs just €59. Leave at 10am, arrive 6pm.

And… it’s just 1% the carbon emissions of the equivalent flight

www.euronews.com/travel/2024/...
January 2, 2025 at 2:57 PM
"Rainy City Cars" - my oil painting, 12"x16"
August 28, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Why are all new cars so hideously unintuitive? Forget electric vehicles. Electric schmelectric. My next car money will go to the manufacturer that brings back physical knobs, car door handles, and a gear shift. Make cars… cars again. I don’t want to drive a tablet.
July 21, 2026 at 12:01 PM
September 14, 2026 at 11:26 PM
When they think no one is looking.

*Cops damaging their own cars?
June 10, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Jake Tapper concern-trolls: "Still, I mean, five cars set on fire is still a lot of cars set on fire, even if most cars are not."
June 9, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I like how wikipedia uses the infobox for cars here
April 10, 2026 at 8:18 PM
i've seen enough, it's time to ban all cars. yes, all cars
These are the same people who think we're weird for using a bicycle to pick up some groceries.
April 24, 2026 at 2:13 PM
in their patrol cars
oh no where are divorced guys going to invent new slurs at now
Twitter/X is currently down.
December 2, 2024 at 8:58 PM
used cars are probably going to be more valuable than new cars in a few years because they have less spyware and fewer computers.
July 13, 2026 at 4:16 PM
thinking about the fast, efficient driverless cars we should’ve had decades ago
August 30, 2025 at 2:36 PM