Yes, indeed! Phase one, catinlap disease, is manageable with the proper precautions
If it progresses to phase two, however, kittenchest syndrome is usually fatal
You go with a smile your face, though
If it progresses to phase two, however, kittenchest syndrome is usually fatal
You go with a smile your face, though
June 29, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Yes, indeed! Phase one, catinlap disease, is manageable with the proper precautions
If it progresses to phase two, however, kittenchest syndrome is usually fatal
You go with a smile your face, though
If it progresses to phase two, however, kittenchest syndrome is usually fatal
You go with a smile your face, though
Catinlap Disease *can* be fatal if not managed properly
If allowed to progress to stage two, "Kittenchest", odds increase to near certainty
If allowed to progress to stage two, "Kittenchest", odds increase to near certainty
June 23, 2026 at 11:15 AM
Catinlap Disease *can* be fatal if not managed properly
If allowed to progress to stage two, "Kittenchest", odds increase to near certainty
If allowed to progress to stage two, "Kittenchest", odds increase to near certainty
Ahhh, yes... The dreaded 'catinlap' disease
If it progresses to 'kittenchest' make sure your affairs are in order
If it progresses to 'kittenchest' make sure your affairs are in order
September 21, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Ahhh, yes... The dreaded 'catinlap' disease
If it progresses to 'kittenchest' make sure your affairs are in order
If it progresses to 'kittenchest' make sure your affairs are in order
January 10, 2025 at 3:17 AM
December 20, 2024 at 10:44 PM
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From the folks that brought you the best reason to call in sick: "Catinlap"
From the folks that brought you the best reason to call in sick: "Catinlap"
September 1, 2025 at 1:11 AM
"KittenBox by Hasbro"
From the folks that brought you the best reason to call in sick: "Catinlap"
From the folks that brought you the best reason to call in sick: "Catinlap"
The not-so-dreaded 2nd stage of Catinlap Disease, Kittenchest Syndrome
The ONLY "call in sick" that doesn't require a doctor's note 😸
The ONLY "call in sick" that doesn't require a doctor's note 😸
September 7, 2025 at 2:34 PM
The not-so-dreaded 2nd stage of Catinlap Disease, Kittenchest Syndrome
The ONLY "call in sick" that doesn't require a doctor's note 😸
The ONLY "call in sick" that doesn't require a doctor's note 😸
Ah yes, catinlap syndrome *can* manifest in the lower of extremities
If symptoms persist, simply holding still until it abates on its own is your only viable option
Is your will up to date?
If symptoms persist, simply holding still until it abates on its own is your only viable option
Is your will up to date?
February 11, 2026 at 12:22 PM
Ah yes, catinlap syndrome *can* manifest in the lower of extremities
If symptoms persist, simply holding still until it abates on its own is your only viable option
Is your will up to date?
If symptoms persist, simply holding still until it abates on its own is your only viable option
Is your will up to date?
Ahhh yes... "kittenchest"
The not particularly dreaded second stage of "catinlap" disease
When it reaches this stage your only hope for recovery is complete and utter silence and remaining motionless until it abates on its own
You have my sincerest wishes to swap places!
The not particularly dreaded second stage of "catinlap" disease
When it reaches this stage your only hope for recovery is complete and utter silence and remaining motionless until it abates on its own
You have my sincerest wishes to swap places!
September 29, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Ahhh yes... "kittenchest"
The not particularly dreaded second stage of "catinlap" disease
When it reaches this stage your only hope for recovery is complete and utter silence and remaining motionless until it abates on its own
You have my sincerest wishes to swap places!
The not particularly dreaded second stage of "catinlap" disease
When it reaches this stage your only hope for recovery is complete and utter silence and remaining motionless until it abates on its own
You have my sincerest wishes to swap places!
Uh-oh... I hope you have your earthly affairs in order
Kittenchest is the dreaded, and very frequently fatal, 2nd stage of catinlap disease
Once you've progressed that far your only hope is to have an assistant that can bring you food and drink to prevent starvation
Good luck to you!
Kittenchest is the dreaded, and very frequently fatal, 2nd stage of catinlap disease
Once you've progressed that far your only hope is to have an assistant that can bring you food and drink to prevent starvation
Good luck to you!
September 2, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Uh-oh... I hope you have your earthly affairs in order
Kittenchest is the dreaded, and very frequently fatal, 2nd stage of catinlap disease
Once you've progressed that far your only hope is to have an assistant that can bring you food and drink to prevent starvation
Good luck to you!
Kittenchest is the dreaded, and very frequently fatal, 2nd stage of catinlap disease
Once you've progressed that far your only hope is to have an assistant that can bring you food and drink to prevent starvation
Good luck to you!
Ahhh, yes... The 'crook of arm' variant of catinlap disease
You should be fine... complete, motionless, rest is the only prescription until it resolves on its own
It's helpful if you have a 'fetcher' but not necessary
You should be fine... complete, motionless, rest is the only prescription until it resolves on its own
It's helpful if you have a 'fetcher' but not necessary
May 8, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Ahhh, yes... The 'crook of arm' variant of catinlap disease
You should be fine... complete, motionless, rest is the only prescription until it resolves on its own
It's helpful if you have a 'fetcher' but not necessary
You should be fine... complete, motionless, rest is the only prescription until it resolves on its own
It's helpful if you have a 'fetcher' but not necessary