This does nothing to disprove the fact, it is your cat writing your blog articles and not you 😅

#CatOverlords

I was going to go make dinner, but MissChief has deigned to keep me company in my office which means I'm not permitted to move. Good thing I have chocolate in my desk drawer. #cats #catoverlords #homeoffice

"You have committed crimes further than the judicial system can call illegal."
#memes #catoverlords #sternlook #Caturday #cats
#caturdayeveryday #badfashionsense #fashion

It’s been a while, but time for another #humpday #haiku This one is about the changing weather here in the UK (sorry to my US friends on the east coast dealing with another crazy cold front. Stay safe)

Mercury rising
Cat outside all day sleeping
Is winter over?

#shortpoem #poetry #catoverlords

Is there correlation between the millions of new users, and the millions of cats on my timeline? Is this how it begins? #catoverlords

Me: Motley, do you want opposable thumbs?

Motley: No, I have you.

Touché

#cat #catsofbluesky #humanservant #catoverlords
#mysnakislate

The cat life simulator game which releases in 2025 can't come soon enough. While stray was good there was not enough cat shenanigans for my taste. #CatsRule #CatOverlords #ReadyToBetrayHumanityForMyCatOverlords

Father says I always look like I'm "planning chaos" I don't know what he's talking about #cat #agentofchaos #queenalice #catoverlords

On this day in 2249 AD, scientists develop artificial methods for telepathy through implants. While initially celebrated, the project is quickly ended due to unintentionally tapping into #cats telepathy network. All implanted won't stop licking themselves. #thiswillreallyhappen #catoverlords

Furriends, today in 1777, the metric system was officially adopted in 🇫🇷! If dis clawsome feline ruler was petted as much as that measurement system is used, these human servants wouldn't have furhands to tweet! #CatOverlords #PurrthDayHissTory🦊📏🐾

Communing with his alien overlords.
#beamhimup #beamusallup #catoverlords #cats