- spend years learning Chinese
- spend some more years learning to read inscriptions on cauldrons
- read inscriptions on cauldrons
- they say “this is my cauldron”
- spend some more years learning to read inscriptions on cauldrons
- read inscriptions on cauldrons
- they say “this is my cauldron”
There's a lovely and horrible museum caption in the National Museum of Ireland about a grad student who spent 10 years trying to decipher the runes on an elk horn, only to discover that it says "This is an elk horn."
February 3, 2024 at 6:03 AM
- spend years learning Chinese
- spend some more years learning to read inscriptions on cauldrons
- read inscriptions on cauldrons
- they say “this is my cauldron”
- spend some more years learning to read inscriptions on cauldrons
- read inscriptions on cauldrons
- they say “this is my cauldron”
Who up stirrin’ they cauldrons??
January 10, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Who up stirrin’ they cauldrons??
crockpots are basically just electric cauldrons
January 29, 2025 at 5:52 PM
crockpots are basically just electric cauldrons
That’s 100% more cauldrons than usual, you guys.
The unprecedented four-site, dual-cauldron Milan Cortina Winter Games were officially declared open at the conclusion of a ceremony replete with references to Italian icons and culture.
The Milan Cortina Olympics officially open with a multi-site ceremony for a spread-out Winter Games
The unprecedented four-site, dual-cauldron Milan Cortina Winter Games have officially been declared open at the conclusion of a ceremony replete with references to Italian icons and culture.
bit.ly
February 7, 2026 at 4:33 AM
That’s 100% more cauldrons than usual, you guys.
18/ "Real cauldrons must be earned. Creating them, maintaining them, and bringing them up to standard requires significant effort and resources. Otherwise, the cauldrons somehow deflate, sometimes bursting like bubbles.
September 24, 2026 at 8:39 AM
18/ "Real cauldrons must be earned. Creating them, maintaining them, and bringing them up to standard requires significant effort and resources. Otherwise, the cauldrons somehow deflate, sometimes bursting like bubbles.
Careful of abandoned cauldrons filled with suspicious goop!
Old commission for Sammi
Old commission for Sammi
May 27, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Careful of abandoned cauldrons filled with suspicious goop!
Old commission for Sammi
Old commission for Sammi
if you think about it crockpots are just witch cauldrons that you can plug in.
March 30, 2025 at 7:36 PM
if you think about it crockpots are just witch cauldrons that you can plug in.
Crockpots are just witches cauldrons that you can plug in.
February 25, 2024 at 1:32 PM
Crockpots are just witches cauldrons that you can plug in.
Good morning from @altyellonatpark.org
September 20, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Good morning from @altyellonatpark.org
my wife, exasperated: we don’t need cauldrons in the house
August 8, 2026 at 4:52 PM
my wife, exasperated: we don’t need cauldrons in the house
bellies are like cauldrons
they're hot and boiling
they're hot and boiling
September 30, 2026 at 11:04 PM
bellies are like cauldrons
they're hot and boiling
they're hot and boiling
Cupernicus, self appointed Marquis of Cauldrons, cups, and vessels of all kinds
July 28, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Cupernicus, self appointed Marquis of Cauldrons, cups, and vessels of all kinds
1/ The Russian Ministry of Defence is being called out by Russian warbloggers for exaggerating claims about Ukrainian troops being surrounded in 'cauldrons'. Multiple such encirclements simply don't exist, says Russian journalist Yuri Kotenok. ⬇️
September 24, 2026 at 8:39 AM
1/ The Russian Ministry of Defence is being called out by Russian warbloggers for exaggerating claims about Ukrainian troops being surrounded in 'cauldrons'. Multiple such encirclements simply don't exist, says Russian journalist Yuri Kotenok. ⬇️
The twin Olympic cauldrons in Milan and Cortina d’Ampezzo have been extinguished, signaling the end of the most spread-out Winter Games.
Twin Milan and Cortina Olympic cauldrons are extinguished, signaling the end of Winter Games
The twin Olympic cauldrons in Milan and Cortina d’Ampezzo have been extinguished, signaling the end of the most spread-out Winter Games.
bit.ly
February 22, 2026 at 9:49 PM
The twin Olympic cauldrons in Milan and Cortina d’Ampezzo have been extinguished, signaling the end of the most spread-out Winter Games.
thesis on the fractal nature of human communities: all echo chambers are actually seething cauldrons of discord if you zoom in enough
and seething cauldrons are echo chambers if you zoom out enough
and seething cauldrons are echo chambers if you zoom out enough
March 6, 2026 at 12:58 PM
thesis on the fractal nature of human communities: all echo chambers are actually seething cauldrons of discord if you zoom in enough
and seething cauldrons are echo chambers if you zoom out enough
and seething cauldrons are echo chambers if you zoom out enough
When witches are cackling and telling you “Fire burn and cauldron bubble,” take a step back. Breathe. Those are normal things for fire and cauldrons to do. They’re trying to mess with you.
October 1, 2026 at 6:25 PM
When witches are cackling and telling you “Fire burn and cauldron bubble,” take a step back. Breathe. Those are normal things for fire and cauldrons to do. They’re trying to mess with you.
based on how often the naughty teens of major cities throw the rentable scooters directly into the river i've formed a theory that the many iron age swords and cauldrons found in lakes around europe that we've previously assumed were ceremonial and sacrificial in nature were in fact thrown by teens
August 17, 2024 at 4:38 PM
based on how often the naughty teens of major cities throw the rentable scooters directly into the river i've formed a theory that the many iron age swords and cauldrons found in lakes around europe that we've previously assumed were ceremonial and sacrificial in nature were in fact thrown by teens
Every dragon dreams of piles of gold to hoard over. And some end up indulging in enchanted cauldrons of stew until they become piles of gold in their own way!
For @berylium.bsky.social
For @berylium.bsky.social
September 17, 2026 at 9:15 AM
Every dragon dreams of piles of gold to hoard over. And some end up indulging in enchanted cauldrons of stew until they become piles of gold in their own way!
For @berylium.bsky.social
For @berylium.bsky.social
Hey cauldrons are on sale
September 30, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Hey cauldrons are on sale
17/ "And cauldrons aren't a bad thing, in principle. But we shouldn't overdo it and sometimes mistake wishful thinking for reality.
September 24, 2026 at 8:39 AM
17/ "And cauldrons aren't a bad thing, in principle. But we shouldn't overdo it and sometimes mistake wishful thinking for reality.
That new edition of the Dungeons and Cauldrons™ rulebook takes ages to finish
October 11, 2023 at 9:55 AM
That new edition of the Dungeons and Cauldrons™ rulebook takes ages to finish
to be fair to my wife, she said ANY MORE cauldrons
But I can’t edit here RIP
But I can’t edit here RIP
August 8, 2026 at 5:05 PM
to be fair to my wife, she said ANY MORE cauldrons
But I can’t edit here RIP
But I can’t edit here RIP
What do you put in your lesbian cauldron?
October 12, 2024 at 2:01 PM
What do you put in your lesbian cauldron?