turns out the first hyperscaler to cut back capex is going to be the CCP
November 12, 2026 at 2:13 PM
turns out the first hyperscaler to cut back capex is going to be the CCP
Jensen Huang after experiencing the grip of the CCP
November 9, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Jensen Huang after experiencing the grip of the CCP
In this Ohio diner, it was a tradition: hash browns and bacon, big cup of Folgers, then out to hook up with a CCP spy. But now the woke mob wants to take all of that away.
November 12, 2026 at 8:53 PM
In this Ohio diner, it was a tradition: hash browns and bacon, big cup of Folgers, then out to hook up with a CCP spy. But now the woke mob wants to take all of that away.
Jensen Huang, who I do not support, was better off having an affair with a spy from the CCP, which I do not support, than with some M$DNC shitlib shrew.
by Glenn Greenwald
by Glenn Greenwald
November 10, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Jensen Huang, who I do not support, was better off having an affair with a spy from the CCP, which I do not support, than with some M$DNC shitlib shrew.
by Glenn Greenwald
by Glenn Greenwald
Huango Tango
Manufacturing mad man Jensen had the chip market in a stranglehold until a CCP spy took a journey to the center of his mind. Couldn't he have found a damn Yankee to sleep with?
by Maureen Dowd
Manufacturing mad man Jensen had the chip market in a stranglehold until a CCP spy took a journey to the center of his mind. Couldn't he have found a damn Yankee to sleep with?
by Maureen Dowd
November 12, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Huango Tango
Manufacturing mad man Jensen had the chip market in a stranglehold until a CCP spy took a journey to the center of his mind. Couldn't he have found a damn Yankee to sleep with?
by Maureen Dowd
Manufacturing mad man Jensen had the chip market in a stranglehold until a CCP spy took a journey to the center of his mind. Couldn't he have found a damn Yankee to sleep with?
by Maureen Dowd
BOSS: *sliding a file over* Here is your target. His name is Elon Musk.
CCP SPY: Nope. Just go ahead and kill me.
CCP SPY: Nope. Just go ahead and kill me.
November 12, 2026 at 6:00 PM
BOSS: *sliding a file over* Here is your target. His name is Elon Musk.
CCP SPY: Nope. Just go ahead and kill me.
CCP SPY: Nope. Just go ahead and kill me.
Wait a minute... nice try CCP she's not my type.
Random Chinese tourist auntie at the mall grabbed my biceps and squeezed and said "ooooh" to her friends, thank you maam that was the boost I needed today.
November 11, 2026 at 7:28 AM
Wait a minute... nice try CCP she's not my type.
"Well, son, when a man loves a woman and the woman loves the CCP even more, sometimes a magical thing happens..."
November 13, 2026 at 3:10 AM
"Well, son, when a man loves a woman and the woman loves the CCP even more, sometimes a magical thing happens..."
Jensen Huang: How was I to know she was a CCP spy?
Everyone: Well, your first clue was she liked you.
Everyone: Well, your first clue was she liked you.
November 8, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Jensen Huang: How was I to know she was a CCP spy?
Everyone: Well, your first clue was she liked you.
Everyone: Well, your first clue was she liked you.
Anyway, I have a leather jacket too, ladies 😌real vulnerable rn in case any CCP baddies want to hmu 🤙🏻
November 12, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Anyway, I have a leather jacket too, ladies 😌real vulnerable rn in case any CCP baddies want to hmu 🤙🏻
Hero of the CCP
November 12, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Hero of the CCP
My HARC (Hookers Above Replacement CEO) model estimates that Jensen Huang had affairs with 5-6 CCP assets. And I tell you the best place in Taipei to get Xiao Long Bao. All that and more in the next Silver Bulletin.
November 9, 2026 at 2:10 PM
My HARC (Hookers Above Replacement CEO) model estimates that Jensen Huang had affairs with 5-6 CCP assets. And I tell you the best place in Taipei to get Xiao Long Bao. All that and more in the next Silver Bulletin.
Goodbye, Mr. Chips
Leathered lothario Jensen Huang is no Peter O'Toole to the ladies, but his CCP Venus made him feel like Lawrence of Arabia. Will he continue on as a lion in winter or will he end up like Becket?
by Maureen Dowd
Leathered lothario Jensen Huang is no Peter O'Toole to the ladies, but his CCP Venus made him feel like Lawrence of Arabia. Will he continue on as a lion in winter or will he end up like Becket?
by Maureen Dowd
November 10, 2026 at 12:39 PM
Goodbye, Mr. Chips
Leathered lothario Jensen Huang is no Peter O'Toole to the ladies, but his CCP Venus made him feel like Lawrence of Arabia. Will he continue on as a lion in winter or will he end up like Becket?
by Maureen Dowd
Leathered lothario Jensen Huang is no Peter O'Toole to the ladies, but his CCP Venus made him feel like Lawrence of Arabia. Will he continue on as a lion in winter or will he end up like Becket?
by Maureen Dowd
Must have 20 years of experience. No sissies, CCP, or spies.
November 12, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Must have 20 years of experience. No sissies, CCP, or spies.
That one's CCP property.
November 12, 2026 at 7:45 PM
That one's CCP property.
The GOP and the CCP both doing that thing where their anti-American propaganda makes us seem awesome.
Obsessed with this right-wing AI slop threatening that Democrats will make everyone eat hummus
November 9, 2026 at 2:30 PM
The GOP and the CCP both doing that thing where their anti-American propaganda makes us seem awesome.
The Spy Who Shagged Him
International man of mystery Jensen's life was going better than a Burt Bacharach song. But after a CCP honeypot made him horny, baby, Huang's World isn't so excellent anymore.
by Maureen Dowd
International man of mystery Jensen's life was going better than a Burt Bacharach song. But after a CCP honeypot made him horny, baby, Huang's World isn't so excellent anymore.
by Maureen Dowd
November 9, 2026 at 1:22 AM
The Spy Who Shagged Him
International man of mystery Jensen's life was going better than a Burt Bacharach song. But after a CCP honeypot made him horny, baby, Huang's World isn't so excellent anymore.
by Maureen Dowd
International man of mystery Jensen's life was going better than a Burt Bacharach song. But after a CCP honeypot made him horny, baby, Huang's World isn't so excellent anymore.
by Maureen Dowd
And then here right before the election where I noted again why anti-corruption has to be a core tenant of counter CCP policy:
open.substack.com/pub/breaking...
open.substack.com/pub/breaking...
All (Espionage) is Local
CCP Influence in American State Politics
open.substack.com
November 13, 2026 at 1:47 AM
And then here right before the election where I noted again why anti-corruption has to be a core tenant of counter CCP policy:
open.substack.com/pub/breaking...
open.substack.com/pub/breaking...
In this Ohio diner, chips still means Erik Estrada and Larry Wilcox. But they do know this: if Jensen Huang had paired that leather jacket with a motorcycle, he might have been able to score with women who weren’t CCP honeypots 
November 9, 2026 at 11:44 PM
In this Ohio diner, chips still means Erik Estrada and Larry Wilcox. But they do know this: if Jensen Huang had paired that leather jacket with a motorcycle, he might have been able to score with women who weren’t CCP honeypots 
Which part of it?
The "it's bad that he was honeypotted by the CCP?" or "This will be bad for the economy?"
The "it's bad that he was honeypotted by the CCP?" or "This will be bad for the economy?"
November 12, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Which part of it?
The "it's bad that he was honeypotted by the CCP?" or "This will be bad for the economy?"
The "it's bad that he was honeypotted by the CCP?" or "This will be bad for the economy?"
and after all, why not? why shouldnt i give the gpu secret sauce away to a baddie from the ccp?
November 9, 2026 at 7:48 AM
and after all, why not? why shouldnt i give the gpu secret sauce away to a baddie from the ccp?
you could make a CCP mouthpiece with 3 hours and a bottle of riesling
November 8, 2026 at 10:27 PM
you could make a CCP mouthpiece with 3 hours and a bottle of riesling