CENTCOM:
I am normal and can be trusted with Tomahawks
October 1, 2025 at 7:42 PM
CENTCOM:
Centcom has responded by launching tomahawks at the Houthis
WASHINGTON: THE WELCOME WAGON HELICRAFT HAS BEEN SHOT DOWN BY THE ALIEN SPACECRAFT OVER WASHINGTON WHILE ATTEMPTING TO ESTABLISH COMMUNICATION!
July 2, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Centcom has responded by launching tomahawks at the Houthis
The school was hit on the first day of the war. On March 3, Admiral Cooper, head of CENTCOM, mirrored the declation, stating that "less than 100 hours into this operation, and we've already struck nearly 2,000 targets with more than 2,000 munitions" (at 1:40) 2/ x.com/CENTCOM/stat...
U.S. Central Command (@CENTCOM) on X
Update from CENTCOM Commander on Operation Epic Fury: https://t.co/epEohq64Vf
x.com
June 20, 2026 at 6:27 PM
The school was hit on the first day of the war. On March 3, Admiral Cooper, head of CENTCOM, mirrored the declation, stating that "less than 100 hours into this operation, and we've already struck nearly 2,000 targets with more than 2,000 munitions" (at 1:40) 2/ x.com/CENTCOM/stat...
CENTCOM finds a way
December 20, 2025 at 2:51 AM
CENTCOM finds a way
“CENTCOM acted stupidly”
August 31, 2026 at 6:55 PM
“CENTCOM acted stupidly”
CENTCOM Delenda Est
This new Times piece on the last month of American bombing of Yemen has some insane details.
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/12/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/12/u...
May 13, 2025 at 12:38 AM
CENTCOM Delenda Est
CENTCOM checking for new battle plans from Commander Tweetsalot.
March 23, 2026 at 4:05 PM
CENTCOM checking for new battle plans from Commander Tweetsalot.
🤔
2018: General Kurilla—“Israel’s favorite U.S. general”—is made CENTCOM Chief of Staff
2018: CENTCOM urges Trump to add Israel to CENTCOM’s Area of Responsibility
2021: Four days before leaving office, Trump adds Israel to CENTCOM AOR
2021: The process of making Kurilla CENTCOM commander begins
2018: General Kurilla—“Israel’s favorite U.S. general”—is made CENTCOM Chief of Staff
2018: CENTCOM urges Trump to add Israel to CENTCOM’s Area of Responsibility
2021: Four days before leaving office, Trump adds Israel to CENTCOM AOR
2021: The process of making Kurilla CENTCOM commander begins
June 23, 2025 at 2:49 AM
🤔
2018: General Kurilla—“Israel’s favorite U.S. general”—is made CENTCOM Chief of Staff
2018: CENTCOM urges Trump to add Israel to CENTCOM’s Area of Responsibility
2021: Four days before leaving office, Trump adds Israel to CENTCOM AOR
2021: The process of making Kurilla CENTCOM commander begins
2018: General Kurilla—“Israel’s favorite U.S. general”—is made CENTCOM Chief of Staff
2018: CENTCOM urges Trump to add Israel to CENTCOM’s Area of Responsibility
2021: Four days before leaving office, Trump adds Israel to CENTCOM AOR
2021: The process of making Kurilla CENTCOM commander begins
On the left: Hegseth's message.
On the right: the applicable CENTCOM classification guide provisions.
This is all very plainly classified at the SECRET level.
They all lied. They should all lose their jobs.
On the right: the applicable CENTCOM classification guide provisions.
This is all very plainly classified at the SECRET level.
They all lied. They should all lose their jobs.
March 26, 2025 at 1:19 PM
On the left: Hegseth's message.
On the right: the applicable CENTCOM classification guide provisions.
This is all very plainly classified at the SECRET level.
They all lied. They should all lose their jobs.
On the right: the applicable CENTCOM classification guide provisions.
This is all very plainly classified at the SECRET level.
They all lied. They should all lose their jobs.
Sorry CENTCOM but:
March 27, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Sorry CENTCOM but:
Hey CENTCOM you’ve been planning for this for decades, you wanna dust off that OPLAN for Hormuz now buddy?
CENTCOM:
CENTCOM:
March 11, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Hey CENTCOM you’ve been planning for this for decades, you wanna dust off that OPLAN for Hormuz now buddy?
CENTCOM:
CENTCOM:
GWOT is forever.
CENTCOM is forever.
CENTCOM is inevitable.
Fuck INDOPACOM
CENTCOM is forever.
CENTCOM is inevitable.
Fuck INDOPACOM
June 16, 2025 at 11:48 PM
GWOT is forever.
CENTCOM is forever.
CENTCOM is inevitable.
Fuck INDOPACOM
CENTCOM is forever.
CENTCOM is inevitable.
Fuck INDOPACOM
CENTCOM confirms the recent U.S. strikes on Iran
June 26, 2026 at 8:45 PM
CENTCOM confirms the recent U.S. strikes on Iran
[hegseth] Just CONFIRMED w/CENTCOM we are a GO for mission launch.
[friend who once got a text from hegseth where he accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
[friend who once got a text from hegseth where he accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
March 26, 2025 at 12:56 PM
[hegseth] Just CONFIRMED w/CENTCOM we are a GO for mission launch.
[friend who once got a text from hegseth where he accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
[friend who once got a text from hegseth where he accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
Oh Voldemort is the eternal and all powerful lord of darkness or whatever? Okay, well. Allow me to introduce you to CENTCOM.
May 18, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Oh Voldemort is the eternal and all powerful lord of darkness or whatever? Okay, well. Allow me to introduce you to CENTCOM.
Maybe SOUTHCOM was the real CENTCOM all along
The US military has been steadily massing a large number of troops, naval and air assets in the Caribbean over the last two months. Here’s what’s been positioned as Trump pressures Venezuela (and, increasingly, Colombia): www.cnn.com/2025/10/19/w...
Here’s what the US military has positioned in the Caribbean as Trump pressures Venezuela | CNN
The US military has been steadily massing a large number of troops, naval and air assets in the Caribbean over the last two months, conducting training missions off the coast of Venezuela, reopening a...
www.cnn.com
October 20, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Maybe SOUTHCOM was the real CENTCOM all along
CENTCOM (derogatory)
Is it good when Pentagon sources start using terms like "Winchester" with respect to munitions inventories.
March 27, 2026 at 1:49 PM
CENTCOM (derogatory)
CENTCOM starts indiscriminately firing tomahawks into Iran to try to get out of Pete's all-hands meeting
September 26, 2025 at 6:42 PM
CENTCOM starts indiscriminately firing tomahawks into Iran to try to get out of Pete's all-hands meeting
CENTCOM going to CENTCOM
$2bn/day, with $2.8bn/day in munitions alone over the first two days. I tend to think of myself as a Large Number Scale Understander but this is just mind-boggling amounts of money.
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101) *PENTAGON OFFICIALS MET WITH LAWMAKERS ON IRAN ON TUESDAY: NYT BFW 16:35
102) *NYT CITES 3 PEOPLE FAMILIAR WITH CONGRESSIONAL BRIEFING ON IRAN BFW 16:33
103) *PENTAGON SAYS IRAN WAR COST MORE THAN $11B IN FIRST WEEK: NYT BFW 16:33
03/11/2026 16:31:40[NYT]
Billion
By Catie Edmondson
(New York Times) -- In a Capitol Hill briefing, officials gave their most
comprehensive assessment of the cost of the first six days of the war, but the
number omitted several aspects of the operation.
Pentagon officials told lawmakers in a closed-door briefing on Capitol Hill on
Tuesday that they estimated the cost of the war against Iran had exceeded
$11.3 billion in the first six days alone, according to three people familiar with
the briefing.
The estimate did not include many of the costs associated with the operation,
such as the buildup of military hardware and personnel ahead of the first
strikes. For that reason, lawmakers expect the number to grow considerably as
the Pentagon continues to calculate the costs that accumulated just in the first
week.
Still, it appeared to be the most comprehensive assessment Congress had
received so far amid mounting questions about the objectives, scope and time
frame for the war. The New York Times and The Washington Post reported
earlier that defense officials had said in recent congressional briefings that the
military used up $5.6 billion of munitions in the first two days of the war.
That is a far larger amount and munitions burn rate than had been publicly
disclosed. The Center for Strategic and International Studies had estimated that
the first 100 hours of the operation cost $3.7 billion, or $891.4 million each
day.
The first wave of the bombardment used weapons including the AGM-154 glide
bomb, which can cost from $578,000 to $836,000. The Navy …](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:pnx2fjuannbdpy3337ggthpp/bafkreihcsjdum2q7hdoyqqbb5x6nhtiw3ldqmxfeuf6dutasyn2xyeecni)
March 11, 2026 at 9:33 PM
CENTCOM going to CENTCOM
CENTCOM saw AFRICOM fire 12 TLAMS and said:
December 29, 2025 at 10:03 PM
CENTCOM saw AFRICOM fire 12 TLAMS and said:
even CENTCOM isn't this lame, this is straight from pete and sean
NEW: U.S. military action on Iran dubbed "Operation Epic Fury"
February 28, 2026 at 8:47 AM
even CENTCOM isn't this lame, this is straight from pete and sean
Death, taxes, CENTCOM
U.S. sends additional warship to Middle East amid Iran tensions reut.rs/4qNA0Il
U.S. sends additional warship to Middle East amid Iran tensions
The U.S. Navy has sent an additional warship to the Middle East, a U.S. official told Reuters on Thursday, amid a large military buildup in the region and soaring tensions.
reut.rs
January 29, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Death, taxes, CENTCOM