#cheesus
Cheesus.
San Diego State football dealing with an outbreak of mumps.

Today they announced 14 confirmed cases and one probable case, up from 3 confirmed and 2 probable on 9/18.

The Aztecs host their inaugural Pac-12 conference game against Texas State on Saturday.
www.kpbs.org/news/health/...
October 1, 2026 at 1:35 AM
fact means nothing to anyone anymore.

no one cares if jack smith went to a basketball game 2.5 years ago.

especially after smith had accused CHEESUS of being corrupt.

MAGAssholes pull shit outta their ass & the base laps it right up…all they hear is “jack smith committed perjury.”
September 29, 2026 at 5:19 PM
preZ CHEESUS.

solid.
Like Jack Smith, I am also stunned - by the ease with which the MAGA sheeple were subdued and brought to heel by Cheesus & his band of unholy minions.
September 29, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Like Jack Smith, I am also stunned - by the ease with which the MAGA sheeple were subdued and brought to heel by Cheesus & his band of unholy minions.
September 29, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Cheesus
September 29, 2026 at 1:17 AM
testando ser ratgirl esses dias. cheesus christ
September 28, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Cheesus cristy, why can't these shitbirds put 30 percent plus on they're $$$ like the rest of us peons do?
Crazy question eh?
September 28, 2026 at 8:02 PM
cheesus i thought this was a parody account or something. guys what are we doing lolol
September 28, 2026 at 6:03 PM
no fucking way. i can't believe they're actually trying this playbook again, so transparently. cheesus fuck
September 28, 2026 at 5:46 PM
CHEESUS something was in the water in France 1930
September 28, 2026 at 12:39 PM
Cheesus!
September 27, 2026 at 11:50 PM
..... Cheesus
September 27, 2026 at 8:56 PM
“I’m going to chuck E cheesus”
September 26, 2026 at 8:07 PM
One of my favorite games that I never beat because cheesus crust some of these bomb jumps are insane
September 26, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Cheesus.

Ich bin sensationslüstern, was dagegen?
September 26, 2026 at 5:44 AM
Cheesus fuck it almost killed me getting everything done but I’m so glad we bought our house when we did
September 26, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Cheesus fuck. I went onto Amazon just to get an idea for what kind of editions of Jowett's translation of Thucydides are out there, and every entry appears to be a print-to-order 3rd-party seller book of extremely questionable quality with a stock-art cover.
September 25, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Make a cup of tea and then sit down with Depression Cooking by Sonali Menezes. Her Holy Trinity of Depression Cooking: Toast as the Father, Cheesus Christ (Mac and Cheese) as the Son, and the Holy Ghost (Ramen) means meals are easy to prepare, eat and clean up.
doreenn.substack.com/p/depression...
Depression Cooking is a great read with the added benefit of amazing recipes
Sonali Menezes created Depression Cooking combining personal memoir, recipes and illustrations as a guide for those moments when making a meal, and loving yourself, seems impossible.
doreenn.substack.com
September 25, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Cheesus - thanks scary hahaha
September 25, 2026 at 7:13 AM
Rainy day in Bangkok. Watching the press coverage of Velveeta Cheesus' state dinner hosting China's leader Xi, and l'm struck by the Vegas-level tacky gold script outside the oval office. Classy with a capital "K."

I also note that the British online paper The Independent does not use spell check.
September 25, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Praise Cheesus!
September 24, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Cheesus Christ!
September 24, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Cheesus America - WTF happened to you??
September 24, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Cheesus fuck
The items were produced without the benefit of federal inspection, meaning they weren’t confirmed to be “safe, wholesome and properly labeled” by the USDA’s Food Safety and Inspection Service. on.nbcboston.com/bD94z5X
Over 160,000 pounds of meat recalled due to lack of inspection, receives highest risk level from USDA
They were also labeled with false USDA marks of inspection.
on.nbcboston.com
September 23, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Cheesus fuck duly noted
PSA: If you have an older base level Mac DO NOT update to the new Mac OS. It's packed with AI stuff and it might very well just overload your storage. I've been wrestling with it for two days and am going to have to wind back to the previous OS just so I can use my computer.
September 23, 2026 at 11:04 PM