#abolishice #Chicagoismykindoftown
#ChicagoRules #trumpdrools

Even if you’ve lived in Chicago a long time, you can still just, like, go downtown.

#chicagorules

He said, “I put ketchup on my hot dogs.”
And just like that… the ick was permanent.
#Dating #ChicagoRules #NoKetchupOnHotdogs #FirstDateRedFlags #ComedyCreator

I still have it. We met a young lesbian couple from Detroit at McCormick and Schmick's. Then met a wonderful couple at Tortoise Supper Club and made a great connection with a long time Chicago couple who live in the Chicago Tribune building. #chicagorules #mccormickandschmicks #tortoisesupperclub

youtube.com/shorts/hI4sS... This message is for #KristiNoem ⬇️. 💯 #Chicago #ChicagoRules

Hell yes. #ChicagoRules #Fuggedaboutit