a childproof lock is a lock with an alcohol percentage equal to half of one child

It's a joke about childproof lids on medicine.

I am wearing a nightgown and trying to install childproof locks on a trash bin for a dog. We are WILD.

They call it childproof because opening it is proof of being a child

I'd get childproof locks so fast, lol.

Lool we have a childproof lock on one of our cabinets for the exact same reason.

With a job I could invite out of town friends to bring their kids to either “commit to a bit“ birthday party and spot them a hotel because lol my place is not childproof lmao, or do whatever weddings do when there are toddler age kids and invite people to the dress rehearsal feast

The house came with childproof locks on most cabinets that Honey can reach, so of course she takes the opportunity to explore when I leave one open.

But it’s tiring work 😋

I would love a movie or series about childproof caps

Good idea!

I had a little battery powered portable audible alarm on my exterior door knobs when my dd was little, but putting one of those childproof flip locks up high might be better.

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Per Wikipedia, from September 1957 through November 1959, 118,287 Edsels were built and 116,000 sold.
The Edsel lines had things like dash warning lights, childproof rear door locks and other features we still see in use.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edsel?w...

I think the one for the age group after that is just pill bottles with "childproof" caps. :P

And if they're on the internet unsupervised looking at porn, it wouldn't be any better if they saw "feminist porn", it's still porn, it's not made for children to be looking at and we shouldn't be making porn "childproof" just in case a child sees it just like we shouldn't do it with movies.

ACAB includes childproof caps on pill bottles.