#chlamydia
Where Chlamydia goes to die.
November 4, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Pretty sure he singlehandedly subsidized chlamydia, gonorrhea and syphilis though
October 29, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Spray the golf motel for Feline Chlamydia
November 3, 2026 at 12:39 AM
These bats are harmless and aren’t carrying rabies. I would worry more about Koalas and Chlamydia.
November 3, 2026 at 7:51 AM
Koalas with chlamydia
November 1, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Lauren Boobert can go back to slinging diarrhea pork sliders, giving hand jobs in dark theaters, and being the spokesperson for chlamydia.
November 4, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Wait, Koalas have Chlamydia, I was thinking of Al Capone.
November 4, 2026 at 10:26 PM
elizabeth holmes told me i have chlamydia tonight
November 1, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Confirmed again today that I cannot see the word "clematis" without thinking its talking about chlamydia.
November 4, 2026 at 11:11 PM
So is Chlamydia.
“Arsenal are massive, everywhere we go!”
November 4, 2026 at 10:25 PM
I see it as switching from cancer to chlamydia.
November 4, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Of course.

And from the Vietnam era, Donald J. Bone Spurs still lives with the horrors of action he saw at Chlamydia Canal, Gonorrhea Gulch, and Syphilis Hill.
Trump: "I could've won the Vietnam War in a week"

(It's been 8 months and Trump can't defeat Iran)
November 2, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Hard pass. I'm not into syphilis, gonorrhea, chlamydia, aids, herpes, or old stinky rotting men
Who wants to grab this racist by his pussy?
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November 2, 2026 at 12:22 AM
All the tingly feelings. Minus the chlamydia 😝
November 4, 2026 at 3:44 PM
chlamydia😢
October 30, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Chlamydia??
October 29, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Like the John Oliver Koala Chlamydia Ward
November 2, 2026 at 9:09 PM
"DON'T MESS WITH THESE LADYBIRDS. THEY HAVE CHLAMYDIA!!"
October 31, 2026 at 10:08 AM
His running mate would be Chlamydia.
November 2, 2026 at 10:18 PM
What about chlamydia? 🤷🏻‍♀️ his brain is gone.
Trump: "We're not going to subsidize Canidida"
October 29, 2026 at 6:19 PM
FYI, I have read the article & the STD in question is a fungus that passes between the ladybirds while mating but is not transmissible to humans in any way.

I had sort of assumed it would be chlamydia, because lots of animals seem to get some form of chlamydia, but thankfully, no.
November 1, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Mycoplasma? chlamydia pneumoniae oder wie man den schreibt? Parainfluenza?
November 2, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Who was the Africa war against . The Duchy of Chlamydia ?
November 2, 2026 at 3:49 PM