He loves to claim shoes, but this is the first time I've seen him wearing one.
November 3, 2026 at 12:13 AM
He loves to claim shoes, but this is the first time I've seen him wearing one.
I guess that's her business — but it’s appalling, oddly patronizing, and simply false to claim that it’s in the interest of Michigan’s Jewish communities.
November 1, 2026 at 8:32 PM
I guess that's her business — but it’s appalling, oddly patronizing, and simply false to claim that it’s in the interest of Michigan’s Jewish communities.
Shark Maid Adopt 🦈❤️ (open to claim!)
October 31, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Shark Maid Adopt 🦈❤️ (open to claim!)
citing unnamed law enforcement officials out of the trump admin as the only source for a claim without any independent confirmation is malicious at this point
November 1, 2026 at 12:05 AM
citing unnamed law enforcement officials out of the trump admin as the only source for a claim without any independent confirmation is malicious at this point
That’s a very valid claim, file a formal complaint.
November 2, 2026 at 11:57 PM
That’s a very valid claim, file a formal complaint.
November 1, 2026 at 6:00 PM
November 2, 2026 at 4:45 PM
They would just claim executive privilege with absolute refusal
President Trump told an interviewer he would pardon his aides if Democrats win control of Congress and begin investigating him.
Which .... wouldn't stop Congress from investigating him but would make it harder for witnesses to take the fifth?
Which .... wouldn't stop Congress from investigating him but would make it harder for witnesses to take the fifth?
November 2, 2026 at 6:58 PM
They would just claim executive privilege with absolute refusal
dragging you in front of a civil court after you fuck me (your work wasn't transformative enough to avoid a copyright claim)
Please stop saying "free use" when you mean "fair use" that's a whole different thing
November 3, 2026 at 7:38 AM
dragging you in front of a civil court after you fuck me (your work wasn't transformative enough to avoid a copyright claim)
Why are chuds trying to claim Star Wars??? 😭😭😭
November 1, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Why are chuds trying to claim Star Wars??? 😭😭😭
girl we have to claim her, that’s how accountability works
November 2, 2026 at 7:48 PM
girl we have to claim her, that’s how accountability works
What a causal claim
Happiness, altruism, optimism, social connection and a sense of belonging and purpose all have been linked with longevity in previous studies. And the American Medical Association has acknowledged voting as a social determinant of health. https://cnn.it/4BWAv9d
November 2, 2026 at 2:18 PM
What a causal claim
Nothing offends me more as a Jewish American than when politicians claim to be acting on my behalf and then actively work to make me and my family less safe.
The GOP is a fascist party. You can't claim to care about Jews or Black people if you endorse them. You're the fucking enemy.
The GOP is a fascist party. You can't claim to care about Jews or Black people if you endorse them. You're the fucking enemy.
November 1, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Nothing offends me more as a Jewish American than when politicians claim to be acting on my behalf and then actively work to make me and my family less safe.
The GOP is a fascist party. You can't claim to care about Jews or Black people if you endorse them. You're the fucking enemy.
The GOP is a fascist party. You can't claim to care about Jews or Black people if you endorse them. You're the fucking enemy.
👀Taking ONE flat sketch to be done TODAY for $100!
⭐COMMENT OR DM TO CLAIM!
⭐COMMENT OR DM TO CLAIM!
November 2, 2026 at 4:32 PM
👀Taking ONE flat sketch to be done TODAY for $100!
⭐COMMENT OR DM TO CLAIM!
⭐COMMENT OR DM TO CLAIM!
#BREAKING Albanese Gov has announced that people seeking asylum will now have to pay upfront at least $1863 just to lodge an appeal of their refugee claim. It’s their only chance to present their claim to a human being & Gov knows most will be too poor to afford to. People will
die because of this.
die because of this.
November 2, 2026 at 9:33 AM
#BREAKING Albanese Gov has announced that people seeking asylum will now have to pay upfront at least $1863 just to lodge an appeal of their refugee claim. It’s their only chance to present their claim to a human being & Gov knows most will be too poor to afford to. People will
die because of this.
die because of this.
I’m denouncing Haley Stevens and removing her membership from the coalition of annoying but harmless white women. Haley… we don’t claim you.
November 2, 2026 at 7:20 PM
I’m denouncing Haley Stevens and removing her membership from the coalition of annoying but harmless white women. Haley… we don’t claim you.
“we don’t claim her” is just the “Not All Men” of white women. whether or not we “claim” her, she is one of us. her behavior and ideology did not evolve in a vacuum, and we will neither grow as individuals nor be useful to the cause of justice unless we are vigilant for those behaviors in ourselves
Yeah but we see her and we don’t claim her as one of ours. She’s a traitor to women and to minorities, as well as Michiganders and I really hope she has the future she deserves as a disgusting example of a white woman saving herself instead of helping elect a brown man. We will hold her to account.
November 2, 2026 at 7:52 PM
“we don’t claim her” is just the “Not All Men” of white women. whether or not we “claim” her, she is one of us. her behavior and ideology did not evolve in a vacuum, and we will neither grow as individuals nor be useful to the cause of justice unless we are vigilant for those behaviors in ourselves
That’s a bold claim, Cotton
November 2, 2026 at 2:02 AM
That’s a bold claim, Cotton
If El-Sayed loses on Tuesday, centrists will claim that a “moderate” like Stevens would have won. The difference will be that if Stevens had been nominated, progressives wouldn’t have become such sore losers that they became Republicans
Important that we are seeing center-left attempted sabotage of a progressive candidate in the general election out in the open NOW. Will be make it easier to call out the Bloomberg set in August 2028 when they are undermining the Dem nominee, which they will likely do to anyone left of Shapiro.
November 1, 2026 at 7:07 PM
If El-Sayed loses on Tuesday, centrists will claim that a “moderate” like Stevens would have won. The difference will be that if Stevens had been nominated, progressives wouldn’t have become such sore losers that they became Republicans
This sentence has 53 words.
Roughly 22 of them qualify or water down the central, discredited claim of voter fraud in California.
Roughly 22 of them qualify or water down the central, discredited claim of voter fraud in California.
I have been reliably informed that I undercounted the weasel words embedded inside the Trump regime's discredited claims of noncitizen voting in California.
Here is the revised screenshot of the clunky sentence provided to the Supreme Court.
Here is the revised screenshot of the clunky sentence provided to the Supreme Court.
November 2, 2026 at 9:26 PM
This sentence has 53 words.
Roughly 22 of them qualify or water down the central, discredited claim of voter fraud in California.
Roughly 22 of them qualify or water down the central, discredited claim of voter fraud in California.
Finally we can claim victory and banish the “oh you’re watching SPORTSBALL???🙄🙄🙄🙄” people to the side of evil where they have always belonged
Trump: "Who the hell wants to watch football? It's boring as hell ... I can't watch"
November 1, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Finally we can claim victory and banish the “oh you’re watching SPORTSBALL???🙄🙄🙄🙄” people to the side of evil where they have always belonged
You know, Onion, this satire would hit harder if you didn’t constantly claim every Democrat does that.
November 2, 2026 at 8:59 PM
You know, Onion, this satire would hit harder if you didn’t constantly claim every Democrat does that.
*wide-spread* welfare fraud is absolutely a GOP invention, the fuck are you on about. bizarre claim
I wrote up the nightmare for Democrats: Losing Minnesota.
Wide-spread welfare fraud is not GOP invention; the scandal effectively ended Walz's re-election campaign. Then Operation Metro Surge happened. What's the narrative that will triumph tomorrow?
newrepublic.com/article/2174...
Wide-spread welfare fraud is not GOP invention; the scandal effectively ended Walz's re-election campaign. Then Operation Metro Surge happened. What's the narrative that will triumph tomorrow?
newrepublic.com/article/2174...
Weirdly, There’s One Blue State the Blue Wave Might Not Reach
This is the week we learn which party has let down North Star State voters the most—and which party they plan to punish.
newrepublic.com
November 2, 2026 at 2:52 PM
*wide-spread* welfare fraud is absolutely a GOP invention, the fuck are you on about. bizarre claim