Trivia:
On Halloween, @qrik.bsky.social and his clanrats scurry about in the open without any sort of disguises
Please provide them with treats on that day as they have trouble understanding that “tricks” aren’t meant to be lethal
On Halloween, @qrik.bsky.social and his clanrats scurry about in the open without any sort of disguises
Please provide them with treats on that day as they have trouble understanding that “tricks” aren’t meant to be lethal
October 7, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Trivia:
On Halloween, @qrik.bsky.social and his clanrats scurry about in the open without any sort of disguises
Please provide them with treats on that day as they have trouble understanding that “tricks” aren’t meant to be lethal
On Halloween, @qrik.bsky.social and his clanrats scurry about in the open without any sort of disguises
Please provide them with treats on that day as they have trouble understanding that “tricks” aren’t meant to be lethal
Clanrats are finished, yes-yes!! 🐀🗡💖 (love these new models)
October 7, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Clanrats are finished, yes-yes!! 🐀🗡💖 (love these new models)
Storm vs Stormtroopes/Tempestus Scions. Clanrats vs Guardsmen. Clan Skryre vs Adeptus Mechanicus. Clan Pestilens vs Sisters of Battle. Clan Eshin vs Officio Assassinorum. Council of 13 vs High Lords of Terra.
Hell, Rat Ogres vs Space Marines. I don't mind being spicy.
Hell, Rat Ogres vs Space Marines. I don't mind being spicy.
October 3, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Storm vs Stormtroopes/Tempestus Scions. Clanrats vs Guardsmen. Clan Skryre vs Adeptus Mechanicus. Clan Pestilens vs Sisters of Battle. Clan Eshin vs Officio Assassinorum. Council of 13 vs High Lords of Terra.
Hell, Rat Ogres vs Space Marines. I don't mind being spicy.
Hell, Rat Ogres vs Space Marines. I don't mind being spicy.
Is it a skaven victory if at least one maximum size unit of clanrats wasn't cleverly sacrificed in service of the ambitions of the commander?
October 2, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Is it a skaven victory if at least one maximum size unit of clanrats wasn't cleverly sacrificed in service of the ambitions of the commander?
but but but I like skaven! Okay yeah clanrats are super disposable
October 2, 2026 at 8:35 PM
but but but I like skaven! Okay yeah clanrats are super disposable
Trivia:
With the Skavenmobile out of the repair shop, @qrik.bsky.social is now trying to organize a Wacky Races type event with the clanrats
With the Skavenmobile out of the repair shop, @qrik.bsky.social is now trying to organize a Wacky Races type event with the clanrats
September 29, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Trivia:
With the Skavenmobile out of the repair shop, @qrik.bsky.social is now trying to organize a Wacky Races type event with the clanrats
With the Skavenmobile out of the repair shop, @qrik.bsky.social is now trying to organize a Wacky Races type event with the clanrats
I’ve been casting cheeses at you, but the clanrats keep intercepting them
September 28, 2026 at 6:32 PM
I’ve been casting cheeses at you, but the clanrats keep intercepting them
Trivia:
If you cut @qrik.bsky.social in half, both halves will regenerate into new Qriks!
…no, wait, that was something else.
Do NOT try this one!
NO cutting Qrik in half!
Qrik, your clanrats are messing with my research notes again!
If you cut @qrik.bsky.social in half, both halves will regenerate into new Qriks!
…no, wait, that was something else.
Do NOT try this one!
NO cutting Qrik in half!
Qrik, your clanrats are messing with my research notes again!
September 27, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Trivia:
If you cut @qrik.bsky.social in half, both halves will regenerate into new Qriks!
…no, wait, that was something else.
Do NOT try this one!
NO cutting Qrik in half!
Qrik, your clanrats are messing with my research notes again!
If you cut @qrik.bsky.social in half, both halves will regenerate into new Qriks!
…no, wait, that was something else.
Do NOT try this one!
NO cutting Qrik in half!
Qrik, your clanrats are messing with my research notes again!
Other squadron of Empire knights destroy companies of clanrats
Skaven -14 Reputation
Empire +17
#solowargaming #Nerdlings
Skaven -14 Reputation
Empire +17
#solowargaming #Nerdlings
September 27, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Other squadron of Empire knights destroy companies of clanrats
Skaven -14 Reputation
Empire +17
#solowargaming #Nerdlings
Skaven -14 Reputation
Empire +17
#solowargaming #Nerdlings
I did find my Skitter Stab-Stab though, which I'm happy about because he's really hot, after i get used to painting via painting the clanrats i'll paint him special uwu
September 27, 2026 at 3:45 AM
I did find my Skitter Stab-Stab though, which I'm happy about because he's really hot, after i get used to painting via painting the clanrats i'll paint him special uwu
*snaps out a rhythm*
*Clanrats start joining in with:*
(bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum)
(bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum)
*Clanrats start joining in with:*
(bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum)
(bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum)
September 23, 2026 at 11:21 PM
*snaps out a rhythm*
*Clanrats start joining in with:*
(bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum)
(bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum)
*Clanrats start joining in with:*
(bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum)
(bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum)
Path to glory game 3 & 4 (forgot to post 3). Vs skaven killed most of them by turn 2 after running over a brood terror left in the open. Vs Gitz did an alpha strike the got the general trog but nothing else, getting my aggradons killed. Follow up managed to converge on the weaker stuff and kill em.
September 19, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Path to glory game 3 & 4 (forgot to post 3). Vs skaven killed most of them by turn 2 after running over a brood terror left in the open. Vs Gitz did an alpha strike the got the general trog but nothing else, getting my aggradons killed. Follow up managed to converge on the weaker stuff and kill em.
What Qrik deserves: rest, soft pillows, cheese, eggs, playing badger in video game
What Qrik actually gets: having to deal with clanrats being clanrats
What Qrik actually gets: having to deal with clanrats being clanrats
September 18, 2026 at 7:20 PM
What Qrik deserves: rest, soft pillows, cheese, eggs, playing badger in video game
What Qrik actually gets: having to deal with clanrats being clanrats
What Qrik actually gets: having to deal with clanrats being clanrats
*offers @castorwheels.bsky.social a parachute*
Want to ride the trebuchet next after the clanrats, Castor?
Want to ride the trebuchet next after the clanrats, Castor?
September 16, 2026 at 6:58 PM
*offers @castorwheels.bsky.social a parachute*
Want to ride the trebuchet next after the clanrats, Castor?
Want to ride the trebuchet next after the clanrats, Castor?
Next you’re going to say I shouldn’t be loading a group of clanrats into a trebuchet…
September 16, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Next you’re going to say I shouldn’t be loading a group of clanrats into a trebuchet…
Fuck Harry Potter, paint Warhammer minis like I do
September 14, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Fuck Harry Potter, paint Warhammer minis like I do
Yes yes! More #Skaven
I hope Darktan Bloodclaw's glaive looks suitably ancient, legendary, and magical. #Nerdlings #Midgard
I hope Darktan Bloodclaw's glaive looks suitably ancient, legendary, and magical. #Nerdlings #Midgard
September 14, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Yes yes! More #Skaven
I hope Darktan Bloodclaw's glaive looks suitably ancient, legendary, and magical. #Nerdlings #Midgard
I hope Darktan Bloodclaw's glaive looks suitably ancient, legendary, and magical. #Nerdlings #Midgard
*continues to dance like a cheerleader and sing*
*suddenly becomes distracted by the red light!*
hnn?! HNNNN! Clanrats! Qrik let you-you record silly dance-dance for TikTok! Supposed to turn camera off-off when done-finished!
*turns it off which triggers it to automatically post*
*suddenly becomes distracted by the red light!*
hnn?! HNNNN! Clanrats! Qrik let you-you record silly dance-dance for TikTok! Supposed to turn camera off-off when done-finished!
*turns it off which triggers it to automatically post*
September 13, 2026 at 1:42 AM
*continues to dance like a cheerleader and sing*
*suddenly becomes distracted by the red light!*
hnn?! HNNNN! Clanrats! Qrik let you-you record silly dance-dance for TikTok! Supposed to turn camera off-off when done-finished!
*turns it off which triggers it to automatically post*
*suddenly becomes distracted by the red light!*
hnn?! HNNNN! Clanrats! Qrik let you-you record silly dance-dance for TikTok! Supposed to turn camera off-off when done-finished!
*turns it off which triggers it to automatically post*
Then take as many clanrats as possible and for weapons you'd probably want a mix of spear (to keep the initiative), sword (for parrying) and blunt weapon (to ko more easily).
September 11, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Then take as many clanrats as possible and for weapons you'd probably want a mix of spear (to keep the initiative), sword (for parrying) and blunt weapon (to ko more easily).
Qrik does not like cake?
Qrik does not like being cheered by clanrats?
Qrik does not like being cheered by clanrats?
September 7, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Qrik does not like cake?
Qrik does not like being cheered by clanrats?
Qrik does not like being cheered by clanrats?
Instructions:
1) Make a cake bigger than Qrik
2) Ogre stuffs surprised Qrik into the cake
3) Clanrats know from tv/movies how to act when someone jumps out of a cake
4) Qrik's rage is replaced with confusion at cheering and whistling
5) Clanrats unsure what to do now
6) Everyone eats cake
/2
1) Make a cake bigger than Qrik
2) Ogre stuffs surprised Qrik into the cake
3) Clanrats know from tv/movies how to act when someone jumps out of a cake
4) Qrik's rage is replaced with confusion at cheering and whistling
5) Clanrats unsure what to do now
6) Everyone eats cake
/2
September 7, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Instructions:
1) Make a cake bigger than Qrik
2) Ogre stuffs surprised Qrik into the cake
3) Clanrats know from tv/movies how to act when someone jumps out of a cake
4) Qrik's rage is replaced with confusion at cheering and whistling
5) Clanrats unsure what to do now
6) Everyone eats cake
/2
1) Make a cake bigger than Qrik
2) Ogre stuffs surprised Qrik into the cake
3) Clanrats know from tv/movies how to act when someone jumps out of a cake
4) Qrik's rage is replaced with confusion at cheering and whistling
5) Clanrats unsure what to do now
6) Everyone eats cake
/2
Clanrat Cookbook:
Surprise! Cake:
You will need:
A group of clanrats
1 Rat Ogre
1 @qrik.bsky.social
Lots and lots of cake mix
/1
Surprise! Cake:
You will need:
A group of clanrats
1 Rat Ogre
1 @qrik.bsky.social
Lots and lots of cake mix
/1
September 7, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Clanrat Cookbook:
Surprise! Cake:
You will need:
A group of clanrats
1 Rat Ogre
1 @qrik.bsky.social
Lots and lots of cake mix
/1
Surprise! Cake:
You will need:
A group of clanrats
1 Rat Ogre
1 @qrik.bsky.social
Lots and lots of cake mix
/1
#Skaven based for #Midgard #Nerdlings
Bag of 2nd hand parts gave me 2x heroes, 2x units of Gutter Runners, and 2x units of Clanrats
Bag of 2nd hand parts gave me 2x heroes, 2x units of Gutter Runners, and 2x units of Clanrats
September 7, 2026 at 12:13 AM
#Skaven based for #Midgard #Nerdlings
Bag of 2nd hand parts gave me 2x heroes, 2x units of Gutter Runners, and 2x units of Clanrats
Bag of 2nd hand parts gave me 2x heroes, 2x units of Gutter Runners, and 2x units of Clanrats
Soubds like @qrik.bsky.social will be hiring for some replacement clanrats tomorrow.
September 6, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Soubds like @qrik.bsky.social will be hiring for some replacement clanrats tomorrow.
Clanrats claim step 2 happened as described
September 6, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Clanrats claim step 2 happened as described