#clap
November 1, 2026 at 4:48 PM
survived gay halloween everybody clap
November 1, 2026 at 5:53 PM
the meat ita bag… or as i call it… the meat-a bag…. please clap
November 2, 2026 at 9:47 PM
I went to the gym. Pls clap.
November 2, 2026 at 9:48 PM
I HAVE TAKEN A LOVER. PLEASE CLAP
November 2, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Clap!
November 3, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Making “please clap” look downright dignified
"Do me a favor. Please don't leave. And the reason why that is I don't want the media to turn it into 'people don't like Ken Paxton'" -- Texas Republican pleads with attendees at a Paxton event
October 30, 2026 at 2:30 AM
*slow clap*

The Tobblerone sent me.
I get 2-300 trick or treaters. I don't know why I decided to be a full bars house but I've committed and can't go back now.
October 30, 2026 at 9:37 PM
LET'S GO FISH STICKS!
*clap , clap*
LET'S GO FISH STICKS!
*clap , clap*
LET'S GO FISH STICKS!
*clap , clap*
November 2, 2026 at 5:58 PM
"I could say the stupidest things and you'd clap"
November 2, 2026 at 3:11 AM
EVERYONE CLAP AND CHEER AND SAY THANK YOU @lostreveries.bsky.social
November 2, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Ken Paxton has his "please clap" moment: "Thank you. Thank you for that one clap."
October 28, 2026 at 11:00 PM
One year sober.

Please clap.
November 2, 2026 at 1:44 PM
*slow clap*
Same old govt, tax a lot, give some back, expect applause…and your vote.
October 31, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Three put kind of clap.
November 2, 2026 at 7:04 PM
The Narrative™️ cannot fail (it can only be failed).

We are serious journalists.
November 2, 2026 at 1:28 AM
sorry, that’s not entirely accurate — HQ was like “do not under any circumstances do this” and then he was like “imma do it”

bsky.app/profile/clap...
Oh yeah
What an unusual situation: the NYT reports Marshall filmed the ad personally against the advice of his campaign team. Then his staff still refused to air it, so he personally sent it around to media folks to share it: www.nytimes.com/2026/11/01/u...
November 2, 2026 at 1:35 AM
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November 3, 2026 at 1:08 PM
November 2, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Ryan Gosling Clap Gif - Find & Share On Giphy
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November 2, 2026 at 1:41 AM
EGG NOG GAS PUMP
*clap, clap, clap clap clap*
Eggnog Gas Pump - an absolute necessity during any fatfur holiday gathering, makes for easy and direct feeding applications

Estimated 29,000 calories (up to ~60,000 if filled to the top)
November 2, 2026 at 2:56 AM
We have finally achieved a more pathetic “please clap”😭
October 30, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Trumpon! *clap clap* Trumpoff! *clap clap*
November 3, 2026 at 3:19 PM
clap for me 🥹🥹🥹
November 2, 2026 at 10:54 PM
He mocks them to their faces and they clap. What a sick crowd of people.
November 2, 2026 at 3:45 AM