If you die in a video game, you respawn. If you die in real life, you become a ghost and unlock the ultimate open-world exploration mode, but it’s pay-to-win and the currency is unresolved grudges.

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They said my stare could kill. I told them it’s just years of bottled-up disappointment.
The eyeliner? That’s just for dramatic effect 🖤

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Sometimes you wake up, braid your hair, put on your best smile, and drip existential dread from your neck like a fine accessory. People call it unsettling, you call it fashion.

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Smiling is free, but so is the inky void dripping from your soul. Why settle for one when you can terrify and enchant simultaneously? Tuesdays, am I right?

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If you sprinkle salt in a circle, it keeps demons out. If you sprinkle glitter in a circle, it keeps craft enthusiasts in. If you sprinkle both, you summon a demon that loves scrapbooking but is really bad at it.

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I tried to get into the holiday spirit, but the spirit got into me instead. Now I’m cursed to wander the night, delivering coal, dread, and unsolicited existential advice. Santa’s on vacation, so I guess it’s my time to shine.

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You’ve got to respect video game characters. They wake up in a cave with no memory, immediately start looting random chests, and accept quests from total strangers. Meanwhile, I spend 20 minutes staring at the fridge deciding if I have the energy to microwave a burrito.

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