#classmate
Just a reminder that Russell Brand’s My Booky Wook was published in *2007*, in which he admits to having:
- stalked a classmate
- abused the family dog
- smashed a sex workers phone
- blackmailed women into sex
- spat in a lap dancers face

Amongst many other violent, criminal things
November 9, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Also, since Major Lance was Curtis Mayfield’s high school classmate and friend and Mayfield wrote almost all his songs (including my favourite, “Um, Um, Um, Um, Um, Um”), this means the incoming Governor probably called Curtis Mayfield just “uncle Curtis”?
November 8, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Anytime im outside I always see people as pokemon

for example, random classmate is a zangoose, other classmate is a cute sunflora
November 9, 2026 at 4:21 PM
I want to shout out a special congratulations to @reprabb.bsky.social @chrisrabb.com, my high school classmate who got elected to Congress from PA on Tuesday.
November 6, 2026 at 9:07 PM
My classmate. #HoyaSaxa
November 6, 2026 at 1:51 PM
went on museum field trip for mineralogy. classmate brought his fursuit!!!
November 7, 2026 at 7:20 PM
TERFs and their allies in the tabloid press and Westminster will never accept their role in cultivating the culture of transphobic hatred that led two children to murder their classmate, to wonder if "it" would scream like a boy or a girl.
November 7, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Worst classmate in school
Bradley D. Hansell earned his B.A. from Villanova University . confirmed as Under Secretary of Defense / Intelligence and Security in July 2025 during the second Trump administration.

He has an MBA and it isn't from West Point!
November 7, 2026 at 4:08 PM
I love you I love you I love you
November 5, 2026 at 12:02 AM
accidentally keyboard smash laughed on text with straight man classmate and i feel #vulnerable bc i forgot to code-switch
Zadtwt Pinkpantheress
Alt: Pinkpantheress scared
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November 9, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Confusing the meaning of the word 'maul-stick,' she began bludgeoning her fellow classmate about the head and shoulders. #GirlsOwnCC
Enjoy the Sunday caption contest! Give away lots of ❤️s, please repost to encourage more competitors, and include #GirlsOwnCC
November 8, 2026 at 6:13 PM
picnic today with a classmate!!!🐯🥪🌹
November 7, 2026 at 11:02 AM
Got in trouble in like 3rd or 4th grade for playing pretend as a werewolf and biting a classmate during recess.
please delight me with your most on-brand story from your childhood

mine is that I quit Cubs after two weeks because it clashed with Coronation Street
November 6, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Yoni Netanyahu was also a classmate.
November 8, 2026 at 2:08 AM
lucifer, a proud dad who will not let his little girl be treated unfairly by this teacher, angrily demands a parent-teacher conference

there, for the first time since graduation, he sees his old classmate...🦌

and his shit-eating grin is even worse than before 💢
November 8, 2026 at 9:55 PM
To quote every child when a classmate in school gets reprimanded:

OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!
November 9, 2026 at 2:51 PM
My "childhood villain story" is when my 2nd grade classmate dared me to eat glue and I got in more trouble than him. I mean I did eat the glue
November 7, 2026 at 6:39 PM
I'm very proud of my Naval Academy classmate, @eileenforco.bsky.social
November 10, 2026 at 4:55 AM
I was in art school in 2010 and a classmate of mine had a incredibly misogynistic illustration he was working on-my male teacher listened to his rationalization and just stopped him and said "Do you think you could make this way less sexist?" and every girl in the class (including me!) gasped.
November 7, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Just had a classmate come say hi at a random bus stop. Berlin has gotten smaller! 🥰
November 6, 2026 at 3:30 PM
I am very proud of my Naval Academy classmate, @eileenforco.bsky.social
November 4, 2026 at 5:22 AM
Literally LAST WEEK my son's 10 year old classmate gave a tearful goodbye speech to his class because ICE deported his family and he is leaving to be with them. Unity with that is complicity.
Anybody talking about unity never stood in the way and redirected ICE when they came to your job tryna arrest your Hispanic boss and certainly never stood in a disgusting bathroom w/ your Hispanic co-worker b/c she was scared.
Fuck ya.
November 5, 2026 at 1:58 PM
The latest Aurora on its delivery run to Derby, T23 heads past classmate T11 at Sheffield station

9th November 2026. 💜
November 9, 2026 at 5:37 PM
I am very proud of my Naval Academy classmate @eileenforco.bsky.social
November 10, 2026 at 1:22 AM
The blue tsunami that rattled President Donald Trump’s administration on Tuesday may not be the worst election moment Stephen Miller has suffered.
Stephen Miller Mocked by Classmate Over New Election Humiliation
Remember that embarrassing thing you did in high school? Miller does.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 10, 2026 at 12:25 AM