#clerk
May I present a former clerk to Justice Gorsuch.
October 26, 2025 at 9:52 PM
One Roberts clerk, one former Gorsuch clerk, and one future Gorsuch clerk. All working for DOGE to help Musk usurp the government.

Like I wrote earlier today, the courts are not going to stop this.
NEW: ProPublica has identified three lawyers with elite establishment credentials who’ve joined the DOGE effort. Two of their names haven’t been previously reported as working for the Elon Musk-led initiative.

Here’s what we know about them:
The Elite Lawyers Working for Elon Musk’s DOGE Include Former Supreme Court Clerks
Much attention has been paid to the young Silicon Valley engineers working for Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency, but the group has also hired high-powered legal talent.
propub.li
February 8, 2025 at 1:03 AM
"In accordance with the New York State Shield Law, I have refused this filing and will refuse any similar filings that may come to our office..."

www.nytimes.com/2025/03/27/h...

clerk.ulstercountyny.gov/news/countyc...
3/27 Clerk Rejects Filing from Texas Attorney | Ulster County Clerk
Statement from Acting County Clerk Taylor Bruck on Filing from Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton Clerk rejects filing of judgement against Ulster County Doctor charged with providing mifepristone to T...
clerk.ulstercountyny.gov
March 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
at the grocery store today buying a jumbo bag of organic blueberries.

clerk: "$21.99."

me: "i think they're on sale for $15.99."

clerk: "let me check. ah, you're right."
(punches in $5.99)

me: "excuse me, it should be $15.99 not $5.99."

clerk: "i gave you a discount because we got it wrong.

😳
June 18, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Clerk: Count 32?

Juror: NOT GUILTY

Clerk: . . . Really??

Juror: lol no totally guilty
May 31, 2024 at 1:05 AM
Acting clerk: The clerk is in receipt of a letter from the honorable Matt Gaetz indicating that he will not serve in the House in the 119th Congress

*applause*
January 3, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Roberts clerk.
NEWS: Hagan Scotten, one of the SDNY attorneys prosecuting Eric Adams' case, has resigned ... and is blasting the Trump Justice Department on the way out.
February 14, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Hate getting spotted by the clerk 😭
(Part 3)
December 22, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Barbara (the clerk)
October 17, 2024 at 11:03 PM
Behold, a former Neil Gorsuch clerk.
September 7, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
July 30,1947
September 25, 2026 at 3:31 PM
June 5, 2025 at 12:52 PM
August 12, 2025 at 6:19 AM
the video store clerk
December 25, 2024 at 3:16 PM
a big runoff last night, in New Orleans:

Calvin Duncan was exonerated after spending *28 years* in prison; he tried to get his own case records from the New Orleans city clerk—but the office dragged its feet.

So Duncan ran to become city clerk himself, and yesterday ousted the incumbent.
Calvin Duncan wins Orleans clerk of court race - Verite News New Orleans
Duncan, a political newcomer and former prisoner, defeated incumbent Darren Lombard by a wide margin in Saturday's runoff.
veritenews.org
November 16, 2025 at 4:09 PM
By the way, fuck ICE. #webcomics
January 20, 2026 at 3:02 PM
is this little girl a supply clerk at office max
Trump: "I don't think a beautiful baby girl that's 11 years old needs to have 30 dolls. I think they can have three dolls or four dolls ... they don't need to have 250 pencils. They can have five."
May 4, 2025 at 7:12 PM
CLERK: (on phone) I will need a death certificate, a copy of the will…thank you, yes.
CLERK: *hangs up* You’re 5’11”?
STEPSON: Six foot now.
ME: YOU AND YOUR INCESSANT GROWING
CLERK: *makes a note*
July 29, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I once again pour one out to the law clerk leaving on the 25th.

Morituri te salutant.
September 22, 2026 at 4:39 PM
June 29, 2026 at 2:13 PM
yeah man maybe you shouldn't have orchestrated your retirement so that your fascist beer clerk could take the bench
Former Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy warned that hostile political discourse and threats to judges are damaging the ability of the US to serve as an example of democracy worldwide.

“Democracy is at risk. Freedom is at risk, ” said Kennedy.
Former Supreme Court Justice Kennedy says ‘democracy is at risk’
The retired Reagan appointee joined a forum on threats to judges and the rule of law.
www.politico.com
June 26, 2025 at 11:59 PM
January 31, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Desk clerk: "Nice Zelda hat!"
Me: "Thanks!"
Desk clerk: "I'm excited for the Ocarina of Time remake. I've never played it, but it was my mom's favorite game as a kid."
Me:
Old Snake Smoking - Metal Gear Solid 4 MGS4
Alt: Old Snake Smoking - Metal Gear Solid 4 MGS4
static.klipy.com
July 27, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Me: “Oh I love what you’ve done with your apartment.”
Clerk: “Ma’am, this is a liquor store.”
January 7, 2025 at 11:17 AM