Dressing like a Cletus diner denizen is great camouflage.
November 1, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Dressing like a Cletus diner denizen is great camouflage.
i guess cleta is the feminine of cletus which seems appropriate
November 1, 2026 at 3:34 PM
i guess cleta is the feminine of cletus which seems appropriate
“Cletus diner denizen” is just a derivative of the phrase “Cletus Safari,” where coastal jounalists go to the rural towns and try to get pro-GOP soundbites. These interviews often took place in diners. All it means is that the guy is dressed in a way that reads conservative-ish.
November 1, 2026 at 3:34 AM
“Cletus diner denizen” is just a derivative of the phrase “Cletus Safari,” where coastal jounalists go to the rural towns and try to get pro-GOP soundbites. These interviews often took place in diners. All it means is that the guy is dressed in a way that reads conservative-ish.
Political journalists are gonna take a long look in the mirror, take a deep breath, and say "we gotta do more cletus safaris"
October 30, 2026 at 11:53 AM
Political journalists are gonna take a long look in the mirror, take a deep breath, and say "we gotta do more cletus safaris"
What is a "Cletus diner denizen" and how do they dress? Because this guy is dressed in a completely unremarkable way.
November 1, 2026 at 3:16 AM
What is a "Cletus diner denizen" and how do they dress? Because this guy is dressed in a completely unremarkable way.
I'm Cletus Spuckler mixed with Snake Jailbird.
What Simpsons Character are you.
November 2, 2026 at 5:29 PM
I'm Cletus Spuckler mixed with Snake Jailbird.
Cletus is in for a rude awakening on Wednesday morning.
November 1, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Cletus is in for a rude awakening on Wednesday morning.
Cleta( born of Cletus) Mitchell, is a fucking eugenics monster
THREAD: You might not recognize her, but this woman has turned election denial from a fringe conspiracy into an organized national movement.
And from behind the scenes, she has a direct line to President Trump.
This is everything you need to know about Cleta Mitchell 👇
And from behind the scenes, she has a direct line to President Trump.
This is everything you need to know about Cleta Mitchell 👇
November 1, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Cleta( born of Cletus) Mitchell, is a fucking eugenics monster
Today I learned there is a female form of the name "Cletus"
THREAD: You might not recognize her, but this woman has turned election denial from a fringe conspiracy into an organized national movement.
And from behind the scenes, she has a direct line to President Trump.
This is everything you need to know about Cleta Mitchell 👇
And from behind the scenes, she has a direct line to President Trump.
This is everything you need to know about Cleta Mitchell 👇
November 2, 2026 at 5:24 AM
Today I learned there is a female form of the name "Cletus"
His inner Cletus comes out every night.
October 28, 2026 at 12:21 AM
His inner Cletus comes out every night.
'cos if you ain't no better than no trans, Cletus, you ain't no better than nobody
November 2, 2026 at 11:36 AM
'cos if you ain't no better than no trans, Cletus, you ain't no better than nobody
“Cleta” is the female version of “Cletus”.
November 1, 2026 at 3:52 PM
“Cleta” is the female version of “Cletus”.
South Illinois Senate
🔵 Adam Tremble: 57%
🔴 Cletus Van Damme: 41%
YouGov / Oct 21 – 25, 2026
🔵 Adam Tremble: 57%
🔴 Cletus Van Damme: 41%
YouGov / Oct 21 – 25, 2026
New Elizabeth Senate
🔵 Sleve Mcdichael: 47%
🔴 Todd Bonzalez (inc): 43%
YouGov / Oct 21 – 25, 2026
🔵 Sleve Mcdichael: 47%
🔴 Todd Bonzalez (inc): 43%
YouGov / Oct 21 – 25, 2026
Should just start putting out fake polls for fake states and see if anyone notices
November 2, 2026 at 4:14 AM
South Illinois Senate
🔵 Adam Tremble: 57%
🔴 Cletus Van Damme: 41%
YouGov / Oct 21 – 25, 2026
🔵 Adam Tremble: 57%
🔴 Cletus Van Damme: 41%
YouGov / Oct 21 – 25, 2026
This week, we explore AI, biopics, Muppets, gas prices, Klein/11, Hellraiser, weird rap samples, Ray Stevens, Cletus T. Judd, and Gone Fishin'. linktr.ee/jortscenter
November 1, 2026 at 12:37 AM
This week, we explore AI, biopics, Muppets, gas prices, Klein/11, Hellraiser, weird rap samples, Ray Stevens, Cletus T. Judd, and Gone Fishin'. linktr.ee/jortscenter
someone pick up Crazy Uncle Cletus, he's found some pills behind the gas station again
October 30, 2026 at 2:26 AM
someone pick up Crazy Uncle Cletus, he's found some pills behind the gas station again
The feminine form of Cletus...
October 31, 2026 at 4:36 PM
The feminine form of Cletus...
The Minnesota stop on the Cletus Safari
October 28, 2026 at 12:16 PM
The Minnesota stop on the Cletus Safari
Hence the dozens of Cletus Safaris we’ve been assaulted with over the past decade.
another rule of the NYT is that they are the world’s most gifted storytellers, even if the subject is stupid
November 2, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Hence the dozens of Cletus Safaris we’ve been assaulted with over the past decade.
Más que Blocus son unpoco Cletus ¿no?
October 31, 2026 at 11:32 AM
Más que Blocus son unpoco Cletus ¿no?
October 30, 2026 at 3:58 PM