#clingwrap
Time for a "no, really, Cat is a nurse!" moment:

Food-grade clingwrap is an effective bacterial barrier, and can be used in place of a dental dam for safer sex.

If you've never considered analingus, grab a piece of Saranwrap and try it... you (or they) might like it!
September 21, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Just make sure to store in something you can squish the air out so it doesn't brown. :> Whether that's in an airtight container w/ clingwrap pushed to the surface, a good ziploc, whateva.
September 10, 2026 at 4:36 PM
T Kingfisher: Floating Clingwrap, a Yellow Bus…
September 3, 2026 at 7:48 AM
living alone means i have no one to help me clingwrap and then duct tape my head
September 2, 2026 at 10:38 PM
You can form ribs & any shapes you prefer using clingwrap. Cooking twine is helpful for creating more exotic shapes.
August 27, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Just.. Use clingwrap? I mean unless you enjoy lubricant flavorings.
Dont Worry
Alt: Dont Worry I'm coming to save you. Lady wraps head with clingwrap.
static.klipy.com
August 27, 2026 at 12:51 AM
not to mention it had been wrapped in clingwrap so who knows how much plastic my cat consumed with the sandwich
August 24, 2026 at 5:01 PM
no. my beef will suffocate under a sheet of clingwrap in my fridge for as long as it takes. it needs to remember that it is dead
August 22, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Sing Loptra
fusion of my Sage Loto and @vaikyuko.bsky.social's Clingwrap
August 15, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Success is when i arc back and stretch in exhaustion, and the most pronounced thing i see isn't my ribs standing out like barely velveted clingwrap, but maybe seeing some boobs or warm flesh
August 1, 2026 at 8:06 PM
I'm sure it would have been worse if there was no clingwrap for sure! But the ones who were in the water for who knows how long ended up molding visibly under the clingwrap. The worst of it was the second and third pics I took, but all of them have some level of mold on em
July 31, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Redesigning my entire wardrobe to be Clingwrap-chic!
July 6, 2026 at 3:10 PM
It’s meant for hoomans not foodins! Now go forth and make yourself some skanky clothes! 👀
Fried Green Tomatoes: Cellophane Wrapped
Alt: Fried Green Tomatoes scene where Evelyn Couch (Kathy Bates) is wrapped in Cellophane made up as a dress, showing her from the shoes all the way up slowly. Robby needs to learn from this and use his Clingwrap properly! 🥳
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July 4, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Clingwrap is a skank because how're you going to get all tangled the second you come off the roll, but once I've wrapped the item of interest you lose all self-adhesive abilities?
July 4, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Tip from someone who works at a postal service and has to package stuff

Don't move it with your wrists, walk around the thing holding the thing you need to move. Your legs can handle much more than your wrists can, I do that whenever I need to wrap something in clingwrap
Shitpost Commission: "The Problem with Wind Up-style Dolls"
July 3, 2026 at 5:35 PM
I recently played Il Fantasma del Giallo, the new Giallo-inspired psycho-horror cinema TTRPG

had the best time being an absolute freak, including a naked clingwrap scene 😂 play with me, have a time. come watch!

thanks @hardyroachgames.bsky.social for the invite <3 i'll drop a link below 🙏
If you've been wanting to see some Actual Play content for Il Fantasma before taking the plunge, I can oblige you!

youtu.be/cBaJHAc93Zs

Finally finished editing a recorded playtest session from a couple of months back. Some of the specific rules have changed, but the core flow of play is the same!
July 1, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Oh my god. You have a certified clingwrap rat then!
June 30, 2026 at 8:55 AM
The clingwrap around 2/3 of it seems appropriate
June 29, 2026 at 6:01 AM
Peeling the protective clingwrap off a brand new starship's main viewscreen has to feel so satisfying.
June 28, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Sometimes I have good ideas and sometimes I get my arm covered in clingwrap during a heatwave
June 24, 2026 at 2:36 PM
I tear off the clingwrap of card boxes with my teeth; BEWARE ME SCALPERS

TCG cardshop simulator tiiiime~

twitch.tv/fortun_8ball

#vtuber #cardshop #simulator
June 8, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Uhg. I saw that wrapping your fursuit in clingwrap before taping it for patterning makes it easier to remove, but it’s making it really hard for me to actually tape up. Like to the point where I don’t even want to do it. So I may just have to take the risk of taping it up raw style <:/
June 1, 2026 at 9:08 PM
awww, cheer up sweet lettuce:) Think of it as an opportunity to experiment with Clingwrap as Fashion Statement?
May 30, 2026 at 1:54 AM
everyone’s walking on eggshells these days when you can just use clingwrap
May 19, 2026 at 2:11 PM