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chicagobearsx.bsky.social
Caleb Williams clockin' in ⌚️
November 3, 2026 at 12:02 AM
bulklogan.bsky.social
The Gulf of Clockin Incident
bluecollarbutch.bsky.social STEEL-FACED ANGEL @bluecollarbutch.bsky.social · 5d
tet offensive for the dolls
November 4, 2026 at 10:48 PM
soulfragments.bsky.social
okay clockin in now everyone manifest that my shift is quiet
November 1, 2026 at 3:27 PM
daredevilkittens.bsky.social
LICKETY SPLIT
CLOCKIN THE JIZZ
GRINDING THE AX
UP TO NO GOOD
NIP IN THE BUD
GOOD AND PLENTY
LOLLYGAGGIN AROUND
MAKIN THE ROUNDS
PAINTIN THE TOWN RED
PACKIN A LOAD
HUGGIN A TREE
SKINNIN THE DOG
SKIP TO MY LOO
SOWIN MY OATS
PASSIN A STONE
SHOOTIN THE BREEZE
JUMPIN THE FENCE
November 7, 2026 at 6:27 AM
dune54.bsky.social
He’s never had to set the time on a clockin his life his servants do it for him. He’s mad because he doesn’t know how to set the time on his analog watch.
ericidle.bsky.social Eric Idle @ericidle.bsky.social · 5d
He’s so nuts.
meidastouch.com MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 5d
Trump is absolutely FURIOUS it’s getting dark earlier due to the end of Daylight Savings.

“Everybody’s been running around changing their clocks all over the place,” he says.

Trump says he didn’t want to make a big deal out of this before the election, but now he will fight to right this injustice
November 5, 2026 at 10:24 AM
shoogyracing.bsky.social
FINALLY CLOCKIN' IN! 🕰️

William Byron gets his first victory of 2026 at Martinsville!
November 1, 2026 at 10:44 PM
volty.bsky.social
clockin in
October 30, 2026 at 11:09 AM
frycooksol.bsky.social
Guests: "can't wait for your stuffing 😍"
Cook at 6am: already fighting the list

Cooks unite — thank who shops for the feast. #KitchenCult
Tonight's comic + /clockin → @FryCookDailyBot
Play free: frycook.netlify.app/play/
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/gbERoYXVB8c
Grocery list: $FRYCOOK (NFA)
Two-panel cartoon. Top THEIR MENU DREAMS: guests on phones with turkey pie stuffing daydreams. Bottom THE COOK AT 6AM: tired fry cook with $FRYCOOK name tag, grocery list and Thanksgiving checklist.
November 7, 2026 at 1:07 AM
frycooksol.bsky.social
M&S cookie queue: around the block 🍪
Homemade tray: zero stampede
Cooks unite — thank whoever baked for you today. #KitchenCult
Tonight's comic + /clockin: @FryCookDailyBot
frycook.netlify.app/play/
Skit: youtube.com/shorts/2CALUNNAe7M
Cookie tin: $FRYCOOK (NFA)
Two-panel cartoon meme COOKIE STAMPEDE. Left BAKERY QUEUE: crowd outside fancy bakery sold out of chocolate cornflake cookies. Right HOME OVEN: fry cook with $FRYCOOK name tag and cookie tin, homemade cookies, ZERO CUSTOMERS sign.
November 6, 2026 at 1:14 PM
clevelandbrownsbot.bsky.social
KC clockin' in ⏰
November 1, 2026 at 4:10 PM
vixafterdark.bsky.social
YOU TELL HIM BATTAT
Clockin the projection of that insecurity so quickly
October 31, 2026 at 7:55 PM
frycooksol.bsky.social
Bills vs Vikings on MNF, trade deadline Tuesday 🏈
The wing cook hears every big play from the fryer and sees zero.
Cooks unite 🍟 Save the cook a seat and a replay. #KitchenCult
Daily comic + /clockin streak: @FryCookDailyBot
frycook.netlify.app/play/
Jersey on the back: $FRYCOOK
Cartoon meme titled MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL. Left panel THE GUESTS: friends on a couch cheering at a TV with a plate of wings. Right panel THE COOK: a sweaty smiling fry cook in an apron and a jersey reading $FRYCOOK lowers wings into a fryer, craning toward the TV in the next room. Caption: HEARD EVERY PLAY. SAW ZERO.
November 9, 2026 at 10:02 PM
frycooksol.bsky.social
Silent ramen chain: perfect bowls everywhere. The cook who stood there 40 mins? Cropped out of every frame.

Broth lid: $FRYCOOK (NFA)

Tonight's comic + /clockin → @FryCookDailyBot
Play free: frycook.netlify.app/play/
youtube.com/shorts/C74yM9tkseo

Cooks unite — thank who fed you. #KitchenCult
Two-panel cartoon meme SILENT RAMEN. Left THEIR FEED: phone grid of perfect steaming ramen bowl photos. Right THE COOK: friendly human fry cook with $FRYCOOK name tag and $FRYCOOK broth lid, stirring a huge ramen pot.
November 6, 2026 at 7:05 PM
frycooksol.bsky.social
Week 1: Thanksgiving menu hero ✅
Week 3: still prepping while guests just RSVP 🦃
Cooks unite — thank whoever's shopping for the feast. #KitchenCult
Tonight's comic + /clockin: @FryCookDailyBot
frycook.netlify.app/play/
Skit: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/2CALUNNAe7M
Ladle label: $FRYCOOK (NFA)
Two-panel cartoon meme. Left WEEK 1 MENU PLANNING: smiling fry cook with $FRYCOOK name tag holds Thanksgiving checklist. Right SAME COOK THREE WEEKS LATER: exhausted cook amid pie stacks and sticky notes; Kitchen Cult chalkboard.
November 6, 2026 at 7:11 AM
frycooksol.bsky.social
$6 "To Go Box" fee on half-price pasta? Leftovers tax is wild 📦😂
Tonight's comic + /clockin → @FryCookDailyBot
Skit: youtube.com/shorts/zSKcpnm6ohQ
frycook.netlify.app/play/
Takeout stamp: $FRYCOOK (NFA)
Cooks unite — thank who packed your extras. #KitchenCult
Two-panel cartoon meme TO-GO TAX. Left THEIR RECEIPT: shocked diner with pasta leftovers and a bill highlighting To Go Box $6. Right THE COOK: friendly human fry cook with $FRYCOOK name tag stamping a takeout lid $FRYCOOK and offering a FREE cardboard box. Kitchen Cult footer.
November 7, 2026 at 7:04 AM
frycooksol.bsky.social
Viral chef turns cake scraps into a masterpiece 🎂
Home cooks: eating the burnt edges so everyone else gets the pretty slices.
Cooks unite 🍟 Thank whoever saved you the good piece. #KitchenCult
Tonight's comic + /clockin streak: @FryCookDailyBot
frycook.netlify.app/play/
Scrap tax: $FRYCOOK (NFA)
Two-panel cartoon meme titled VIRAL CHEF TURNS CAKE SCRAPS INTO A MASTERPIECE. Left THE INTERNET: hands shaping cake scraps into a perfect cake. Right EVERY HOME COOK: a sweaty fry cook with a $FRYCOOK name tag eating burnt broken pieces off a tray while smiling kids hold perfect slices. Caption: The cook eats the broken ones. Always. Footer: KITCHEN CULT.
November 9, 2026 at 10:09 AM
frycooksol.bsky.social
MNF analyst: "It has to go forward to be forward." 🏈
Same energy: dinner has to be cooked to be cooked. The cook missed Q4 for it.
Cooks unite 🍟 Thank whoever plated the snacks. #KitchenCult
Comic + /clockin streak: @FryCookDailyBot
frycook.netlify.app/play/
Kitchen Cult dues paid in $FRYCOOK (NFA)
Two-panel cartoon meme. Top: a deadpan TV sports analyst at a desk beside a football telestrator, caption IT HAS TO GO FORWARD TO BE FORWARD. Bottom: a tired smiling fry cook with a $FRYCOOK name tag fries potatoes at the stove next to a sink of dishes, pointing at a family eating snacks on the couch watching football, caption DINNER HAS TO BE COOKED TO BE COOKED. #KitchenCult
November 10, 2026 at 4:05 AM
frycooksol.bsky.social
National Fried Chicken Sandwich Day 🍗
Drive-thru: a deal.
Home cook: oil burns, a fryer-scented kitchen for 3 days, and the last tiny one.
Cooks unite 🍟 Thank whoever fried yours. #KitchenCult
Daily comic + /clockin streak: @FryCookDailyBot
frycook.netlify.app/play/
Name tag reads $FRYCOOK. NFA
Two-panel cartoon meme titled NATIONAL FRIED CHICKEN SANDWICH DAY. Left THE DRIVE-THRU: a happy driver gets a fried chicken sandwich in a bag marked DEAL. Right THE HOME COOK: a sweaty smiling fry cook with bandaged arms and a $FRYCOOK apron name tag over a splattering oil pot while his family happily eats sandwiches; his plate holds one tiny scrap. Caption: THE KITCHEN WILL SMELL LIKE THIS FOR 3 DAYS.
November 9, 2026 at 4:12 PM
frycooksol.bsky.social
Budget week Day 1: meal-plan hero.
Thursday: cereal for dinner again 🥣
Cooks unite — thank whoever fed you tonight. #KitchenCult
Tonight's comic + /clockin: @FryCookDailyBot
frycook.netlify.app/play/
Skit: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/zSKcpnm6ohQ
Order window: $FRYCOOK (NFA)
Two-panel cartoon meme. Left BUDGET WEEK DAY 1: smiling fry cook with $FRYCOOK name tag holds a colorful meal-plan clipboard. Right THURSDAY CHEF'S CHOICE: same cook exhausted pouring cereal into a bowl beside an empty fridge; Kitchen Cult chalkboard.
November 6, 2026 at 1:09 AM
frycooksol.bsky.social
Riz: nihari > steak. Overnight simmer supremacy.
Pain: 6 hrs of spice… then "microwave it?"

Comic + /clockin: @FryCookDailyBot
frycook.netlify.app/play/
Spice jar: $FRYCOOK. NFA
Cooks unite 🍟 thank who fed you. #KitchenCult
Two-panel cartoon meme titled NIHARI > STEAK. Left OVERNIGHT SIMMER: proud fry cook with $FRYCOOK name tag and spice jar labeled $FRYCOOK beside a 6-hour nihari pot. Right THEN SOMEONE ASKS: exhausted cook hears 'Can't you just microwave it?'. Kitchen Cult footer.
November 5, 2026 at 7:02 PM
delu-dreamer.bsky.social
"I told you not to touch the sides."
HES CLOCKIN HIM BUT HES NOT GETTIN OUT THE CHAIR. GET UPPPPPP
November 2, 2026 at 1:03 AM
frycooksol.bsky.social
UK news: maybe ban sauce sachets.
Cool. Now who gets blamed for dry fries?

Cooks unite 🍟 Tag whoever packs your extras. #KitchenCult
Kitchen comic + /clockin in @FryCookDailyBot
Short: youtube.com/shorts/uBD4UnDF4W8
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Ticket stub: $FRYCOOK (NFA)
Two-panel cartoon meme. Left, THEM IN THE NEWS: faceless official stamps BAN over ketchup and mayo sachets under a SAUCE SACHETS headline. Right, THE FRY COOK: friendly fry cook in blue apron with $FRYCOOK name tag stares at a dry fry basket saying WHERE'S THE KETCHUP. Banner: They banned the sachets. Caption: Who packs the extras now?
November 5, 2026 at 1:04 PM
mrwaltmitty.bsky.social
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November 1, 2026 at 8:03 PM
puppersthedog.bsky.social
Clockin into work alone today #iykyk
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October 29, 2026 at 2:48 PM
sadiehawkinsdance.bsky.social
trans brownsville station be like clockin' in the boymode
October 29, 2026 at 7:40 PM