#coac
He locked himself in the bathroom after accidentally taking a 500mg gummy months ago and just got sharp
Congressman Tom Kean is going to finally show his face tomorrow and explain where the fuck he’s been for months. 👀
June 29, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Olivia Nuzzi whenever someone runs the garbage disposal: I should call him
November 14, 2025 at 7:06 PM
May 23, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Yup. Propaganda works! bsky.app/profile/coac...
Every Jiffy Lube, VFW, and military base has Fox News running 24/7.
February 27, 2024 at 6:03 PM
Flav out here on a goddamn heater tonight
April 24, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Biden will mispronounce or misremember something and the NYT and WaPo will write six stories about it the next day, and Trump will recount a fishing trip with Marlon Brando that never happened and the only people who will know are the ones who watched the debate.
Were you aware the first presidential debate is Next Thursday?
June 19, 2024 at 3:29 PM
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
April 3, 2026 at 2:22 AM
How to win in November
March 5, 2026 at 1:12 AM
TRUMP BROUGHT LAURA LOOMER ON HIS PLANE LMAO
September 11, 2024 at 11:12 AM
CHAMPION OF AMERICA'S GRIEF
August 8, 2026 at 3:35 PM
On the other hand, this:

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August 9, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Bondi is gonna release the Epstein Files and it's gonna be a PDF that just says Bill Clintin 400 times with random dates and times
December 19, 2025 at 9:31 PM
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
May 1, 2025 at 11:49 PM
November 29, 2024 at 5:19 AM
Jake Tapper 🤝 Chris Rufo
December 21, 2023 at 5:28 PM
Deleted the pedophile shirt post because apparently the shirt is fake, but, yikes the Yarvin quote is real. Just checked and ew
March 30, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Are the criminal illegals in the room with us right now?

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January 30, 2025 at 4:30 PM
When times are hard, listen to the Klingon:

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Despair, not fear, is the greater enemy. Fear can be overcome, but when you have lost all hope, you have already lost. A true warrior knows that the smallest thread can unravel the greatest tapestry. Find that thread, don't let it go, and persevere.
August 29, 2025 at 12:27 AM
May 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
This is a friend of mine and the median normie voter and exactly why it's so weird people are flying flags at half mast and op-eds are being written.
September 11, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Oh my God it's happening!

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October 30, 2024 at 7:53 PM
I remember when in the 80s they tried to make Youth Groups a thing and then the young assistant pastor at our church got caught making out with one of the high school girls after giving them communion wine he stole from the fridge
absolutely fucking not.
June 26, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Here's another great example of level setting in public discourse:

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May 28, 2025 at 2:18 AM
You’re telling the guys who invited me to the “Fuck Unions” convention don’t like unions? How was I, the head of a union, supposed to know that? bsky.app/profile/coac...
Life comes at you fast
August 13, 2024 at 11:33 PM