'Midwest' Discovered Between East, West Coasts
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January 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
'Midwest' Discovered Between East, West Coasts
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there is only one Portland and it is on both coasts
I’ve never seen so many women who appear to be lesbians but in fact are here with their husbands in my life
Personal life update: BIG BOOT BIG BOOT BIG BOOT
October 19, 2025 at 12:23 AM
there is only one Portland and it is on both coasts
Living on the coasts i think makes this worse.
September 28, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Living on the coasts i think makes this worse.
You’re…you’re telling me russian ships near NATO coasts were spying on NATO ships?
December 28, 2024 at 2:23 PM
You’re…you’re telling me russian ships near NATO coasts were spying on NATO ships?
the coasts are the real america. all that stuff in between is filler
I love being a coastal elite. Do not follow me if you have heartland values
April 6, 2025 at 12:03 PM
the coasts are the real america. all that stuff in between is filler
I guess she coasts on vibes...Get it? "Coasts"?
April 8, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I guess she coasts on vibes...Get it? "Coasts"?
senior coasts through 4th year
August 17, 2024 at 1:05 AM
senior coasts through 4th year
Exclusive: Leaked documents detail Trump's plans to open East and West coasts to offshore oil drilling.
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Exclusive: Leaked documents detail Trump's plans to open East and West coasts to offshore oil drilling
The Trump administration plans to open whole swaths of the East and West Coasts to offshore drilling, including areas previously protected for environmental reasons, documents show.
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October 22, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Exclusive: Leaked documents detail Trump's plans to open East and West coasts to offshore oil drilling.
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Hyundai Coasts Into Another EV Sales Record While Tesla Hits Brick Wall
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Hyundai Coasts Into Another EV Sales Increase While Tesla Stalls
Hyundai racked up another increase in EV sales for Q1 2025 in the US, lead by its popular IONIQ 5 electric compact crossover SUV.
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April 3, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Hyundai Coasts Into Another EV Sales Record While Tesla Hits Brick Wall
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March 28, 2025 at 9:41 AM
This is what nepotism does folks. Another failson that just coasts by.
April 7, 2025 at 2:28 PM
This is what nepotism does folks. Another failson that just coasts by.
Despite producing the lion's share of this nation's prosperity, we on the coasts exist at the whims of a small handful of politically powerful interior politicians.
The coasts are not the elites here.
The coasts are not the elites here.
"Cool kids on the Internet. They're doing the cool kid chatter. Some of 'em might be the coastal elites, making fun of how I talk. But let's be real. They're making fun of Michigan. They're thinking they're better than us. Their jokes, their criticism, only make me fight harder."
-- Haley Stevens
-- Haley Stevens
July 26, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Despite producing the lion's share of this nation's prosperity, we on the coasts exist at the whims of a small handful of politically powerful interior politicians.
The coasts are not the elites here.
The coasts are not the elites here.
She was 17 (yes really) and lived in 6 houses, 4 states, and on 2 coasts. Queen Ruby 2008-2025.
July 14, 2025 at 8:06 PM
She was 17 (yes really) and lived in 6 houses, 4 states, and on 2 coasts. Queen Ruby 2008-2025.
Meanwhile.. naval drones are reported in The Black Sea and Azov Sea coasts.
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No sleep 😴
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No sleep 😴
August 7, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Meanwhile.. naval drones are reported in The Black Sea and Azov Sea coasts.
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No sleep 😴
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No sleep 😴
As temperatures plunged across the eastern U.S., a breathtaking cloud pattern took shape off the coasts of Florida
Watch as frigid air creates mesmerizing ‘cloud streets’ around Florida
As temperatures plunged across the eastern U.S., a breathtaking cloud pattern took shape off the coasts of Florida
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February 4, 2026 at 7:46 PM
As temperatures plunged across the eastern U.S., a breathtaking cloud pattern took shape off the coasts of Florida
the coasts have had their time. it's casserole summer
August 6, 2024 at 1:04 PM
the coasts have had their time. it's casserole summer
Black-throated Loon.
The black-throated loon is a migratory aquatic bird found in the northern hemisphere, primarily breeding in freshwater lakes in northern Europe and Asia. It winters along sheltered, ice-free coasts of the north-east Atlantic Ocean.
📸: @erkkob
The black-throated loon is a migratory aquatic bird found in the northern hemisphere, primarily breeding in freshwater lakes in northern Europe and Asia. It winters along sheltered, ice-free coasts of the north-east Atlantic Ocean.
📸: @erkkob
June 11, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Black-throated Loon.
The black-throated loon is a migratory aquatic bird found in the northern hemisphere, primarily breeding in freshwater lakes in northern Europe and Asia. It winters along sheltered, ice-free coasts of the north-east Atlantic Ocean.
📸: @erkkob
The black-throated loon is a migratory aquatic bird found in the northern hemisphere, primarily breeding in freshwater lakes in northern Europe and Asia. It winters along sheltered, ice-free coasts of the north-east Atlantic Ocean.
📸: @erkkob
people say “you need to start living in the real world” but they forget that the real world includes lupines and lightning bugs and ginger beer and starlight and sea coasts and Renoir paintings and Rachmaninoff’s piano concertos and fog banks and foxes playing in snow.
December 5, 2024 at 3:45 PM
people say “you need to start living in the real world” but they forget that the real world includes lupines and lightning bugs and ginger beer and starlight and sea coasts and Renoir paintings and Rachmaninoff’s piano concertos and fog banks and foxes playing in snow.
another really weird and wrong guy who coasts on having one pithy saying
Pretty surprised at how much of an obvious crank the author of "The Body Keeps The Score" is. This is the book dozens of people I respect have recommended to me?
May 4, 2026 at 9:51 PM
another really weird and wrong guy who coasts on having one pithy saying
It’s cool that Trump and Vance could interrupt vacations on two coasts today.
July 14, 2025 at 3:05 AM
It’s cool that Trump and Vance could interrupt vacations on two coasts today.
EUREKA, Calif. (AP) — Powerful earthquake strikes off coast of Northern California; tsunami warning issued.
December 5, 2024 at 7:08 PM
EUREKA, Calif. (AP) — Powerful earthquake strikes off coast of Northern California; tsunami warning issued.
The forecast is saying sunny, clear skies and Clear Coasts!
Let's see what's under that cloud!
Let's see what's under that cloud!
August 8, 2025 at 10:39 PM
The forecast is saying sunny, clear skies and Clear Coasts!
Let's see what's under that cloud!
Let's see what's under that cloud!
/3 The goal of protecting California’s coasts is noble and ought to be advanced by competent people who aren’t Kirkland Caligulas.
April 30, 2026 at 1:31 PM
/3 The goal of protecting California’s coasts is noble and ought to be advanced by competent people who aren’t Kirkland Caligulas.
People are tired of corporate candidates.
And not just on the east and west coasts.
And not just on the east and west coasts.
June 24, 2026 at 2:30 AM
People are tired of corporate candidates.
And not just on the east and west coasts.
And not just on the east and west coasts.