Consider urself cockslapped by my smelly musky post gym workout Alpha fratboi cock x - ur my little beta bitch - now kneel and suck me off in front of my fratbros
Honestly, if you cockslap my face, I'm pretty much yours
October 5, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Consider urself cockslapped by my smelly musky post gym workout Alpha fratboi cock x - ur my little beta bitch - now kneel and suck me off in front of my fratbros
~Barbie Cockslapped~
Just as Barbie popped her plump bubblegum pink bimbo lips off the man's cock to call him a "big meanie", he firmly dickslapped her other cheek. She gasped and pouted in frustration, then resumed sucking.
Just as Barbie popped her plump bubblegum pink bimbo lips off the man's cock to call him a "big meanie", he firmly dickslapped her other cheek. She gasped and pouted in frustration, then resumed sucking.
September 26, 2026 at 2:17 AM
~Barbie Cockslapped~
Just as Barbie popped her plump bubblegum pink bimbo lips off the man's cock to call him a "big meanie", he firmly dickslapped her other cheek. She gasped and pouted in frustration, then resumed sucking.
Just as Barbie popped her plump bubblegum pink bimbo lips off the man's cock to call him a "big meanie", he firmly dickslapped her other cheek. She gasped and pouted in frustration, then resumed sucking.
Everyone is in surgery, recovery, or getting cockslapped by bills right as we slide into a recession and war related price inflation. And that's the people who don't have a donation cup out because their house got bombed.
Fucking hell.
Fucking hell.
September 25, 2026 at 11:15 AM
Everyone is in surgery, recovery, or getting cockslapped by bills right as we slide into a recession and war related price inflation. And that's the people who don't have a donation cup out because their house got bombed.
Fucking hell.
Fucking hell.
cockslapped by baby bottle
September 14, 2026 at 7:29 PM
cockslapped by baby bottle
"spitroast" except the bottom gets their tongue and cage cockslapped until all three folks manage to finish
September 14, 2026 at 4:33 PM
"spitroast" except the bottom gets their tongue and cage cockslapped until all three folks manage to finish
And if you are in danger of getting cockslapped, then the crime is called endanglement
September 14, 2026 at 9:33 AM
And if you are in danger of getting cockslapped, then the crime is called endanglement
that was a perfectly normal demo and then at the end aonuma just fucking slammed his nuts on the table and cockslapped rockstar in the face with that release date, goddamn
September 8, 2026 at 2:27 PM
that was a perfectly normal demo and then at the end aonuma just fucking slammed his nuts on the table and cockslapped rockstar in the face with that release date, goddamn
I gotta draw mean stuff like oomfs chars getting cockslapped by cham and vice-versa
It's for art purposes i swear (lies)
It's for art purposes i swear (lies)
September 2, 2026 at 11:53 AM
I gotta draw mean stuff like oomfs chars getting cockslapped by cham and vice-versa
It's for art purposes i swear (lies)
It's for art purposes i swear (lies)
Would you perfer to be the person who cockslaps or is cockslapped?
August 30, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Would you perfer to be the person who cockslaps or is cockslapped?
Unfollowed someone recently who loudly insisted not wanting to see unflagged nsfw was fatphobic and body shaming, as if the average person wants to open up bluesky in public and be immediately cockslapped
August 11, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Unfollowed someone recently who loudly insisted not wanting to see unflagged nsfw was fatphobic and body shaming, as if the average person wants to open up bluesky in public and be immediately cockslapped
I miss read that at first as more protags should lose their villians then got cockslapped with vorny where I was expecting wholesome/sappy villian dies hero mourns type thing
August 11, 2026 at 2:13 AM
I miss read that at first as more protags should lose their villians then got cockslapped with vorny where I was expecting wholesome/sappy villian dies hero mourns type thing
I didn't think too hard about it, but the concept of getting cockslapped kinda very hot,,,,,,
August 3, 2026 at 1:21 PM
I didn't think too hard about it, but the concept of getting cockslapped kinda very hot,,,,,,
it is also very funny that the steam workshop's quick view omits some uh. rather pertinent information from the actual mod page, i would say. kept getting cockslapped every time i tried to heal him
August 2, 2026 at 11:13 PM
it is also very funny that the steam workshop's quick view omits some uh. rather pertinent information from the actual mod page, i would say. kept getting cockslapped every time i tried to heal him
Any naughty girls want their face cockslapped? DM me or comment a pic below if you do.
#cocktribute #wanktribute #dick #jerktribute #cumtribute #cockslap #pisstribute
#cocktribute #wanktribute #dick #jerktribute #cumtribute #cockslap #pisstribute
July 14, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Any naughty girls want their face cockslapped? DM me or comment a pic below if you do.
#cocktribute #wanktribute #dick #jerktribute #cumtribute #cockslap #pisstribute
#cocktribute #wanktribute #dick #jerktribute #cumtribute #cockslap #pisstribute
GOD. YES.
probably swinging halfway across the equator here, so wanna be cockslapped by that~
probably swinging halfway across the equator here, so wanna be cockslapped by that~
July 9, 2026 at 11:03 PM
GOD. YES.
probably swinging halfway across the equator here, so wanna be cockslapped by that~
probably swinging halfway across the equator here, so wanna be cockslapped by that~
Need to be cockslapped by a big meaty weiner rn
July 9, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Need to be cockslapped by a big meaty weiner rn
I was just wandering around I didn't expect to get cockslapped by probable lore FOR THE OTHER VIDEO GAME
June 28, 2026 at 5:03 AM
I was just wandering around I didn't expect to get cockslapped by probable lore FOR THE OTHER VIDEO GAME
there's some days where the only way you can cope is to get cockslapped by an x-year-old with a fat dick and a really bad attitude, you know?
June 22, 2026 at 5:50 PM
there's some days where the only way you can cope is to get cockslapped by an x-year-old with a fat dick and a really bad attitude, you know?
*plap plap plap* get cockslapped get cockslapped
June 19, 2026 at 10:27 PM
*plap plap plap* get cockslapped get cockslapped
More dragons should be cockslapped, tbh tbh
June 9, 2026 at 12:33 PM
More dragons should be cockslapped, tbh tbh
My partner after work at the gay sauna explaining to me they have a room with a cage for bottoms (ass out against the cage) and then a platform where you can put your cock through a gloryhole and it will be at standing height
And one of his colleagues wasn't paying attention and got cockslapped 🥰
And one of his colleagues wasn't paying attention and got cockslapped 🥰
June 7, 2026 at 10:33 AM
My partner after work at the gay sauna explaining to me they have a room with a cage for bottoms (ass out against the cage) and then a platform where you can put your cock through a gloryhole and it will be at standing height
And one of his colleagues wasn't paying attention and got cockslapped 🥰
And one of his colleagues wasn't paying attention and got cockslapped 🥰
So you've been cockslapped by the hot fox you were checking out... What are you gonna do about it now?
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May 18, 2026 at 2:21 PM
So you've been cockslapped by the hot fox you were checking out... What are you gonna do about it now?
🗣️ @spicygaydog.bsky.social
🎨 @mcnubbiesart.bsky.social
🗣️ @spicygaydog.bsky.social
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Sourcing HELOC quotes and I started with a local credit union and I was like hmmm that seems a little high and then I tried Chase and they just cockslapped me. Insane.
April 30, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Sourcing HELOC quotes and I started with a local credit union and I was like hmmm that seems a little high and then I tried Chase and they just cockslapped me. Insane.