#coffeeball
*After walking up to my coworkers first thing in the morning* Oh, is there a coffeeball happening?
March 6, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Coffeeball
September 24, 2026 at 4:21 PM
December 6, 2024 at 5:46 PM
Good morning, Wednesday! Shit the bed! This was a fabulous coffeeball #run!
October 8, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Goodnight, Friday! Dang-diggity, what a week! Tuesday was the last day of my infirmity, ending with a 2-miler in the field, followed by a sweet little coffeeball #ride in the fog Wednesday, a bike shop parts #run Thursday, and retracting my Wednesday steps on Friday.

I'm ready for a feast day!
November 22, 2025 at 5:09 AM
help she looks more like a coffeeball fanchild rather than coffee candy cookies sibling 💀

(coffeeball mention👅) #intothetbdverse
#intothetbdverse

introducing Toffee Wrapper Cookie - The Head Manager of the Education Division.
February 24, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Good morning, Wednesday! Thankbyou for a perfect morning for a #longrun! Cool and clear with a brilliant half moon! It was super fun to meet up with my undead running group, the Spooksters, along my way to Coffeeball victory and glory this morning.
October 15, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Good morning, Wednesday! Well, I've spent my mile-allowance on a Coffeeball #run for the 2nd week in a row. And it was absolutely #worthit I missed out on most of the running this summer, so it was a real treat to have a clear 65⁰ morning today for this escapade.
September 17, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Good morning, Wednesday! Whoop-a-doodle-do! That was a fun Coffeeball Ride, starring Stinger! The hub issuen was resolved quickly and affordably by Kenton Cycle Repair yesterday, and ir was wonderful to mount up again today.
June 25, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Good morning, Wednesday! And thank you for today's alabaster-and-cerulean-clad coffeeball run!
May 7, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Thank you for a delightful coffeeball #run this morning, Wednesday! ❤️ Today, between last call and first shift, I crossed an interstate 2x, lapped a major hospital, skirted an industrial district, faced no danger, and the scariest thing I saw in #Portland were those inflatable baby vampires.
October 22, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Goodnight, Wednesday! I really meant to thank you sooner for today's early morning coffeeball ride {chef's kiss}. I'd been dreaming of that cloying smell of the rose garden, the golden lights, the fountain splashing. It's nice to love it for the memories, and be making something else of it now.
July 17, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Good morning, Wednesday! Thank you for a delightful coffeeball run! Sooooooo many flowers were blooming! Especially roses. Add to that the supercozy 60⁰ climate, and it was a recipe for delight.

And a thermos of fancy coffee. Can you believe #thehumanbean isn't a #sponsor #yet?!
May 28, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Good morning, Wednesday! Thank you for a super-lovely Coffeeball Run!

It's amazing, the beauties that are the pride of each season, and I'm delighted by my city's abundance of art, and calls for love and kindness.

I am equally surprised that #thehumanbean isn't a #sponsor of any kind. #Yet 😉
March 19, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I lost it with the FLAWLESS COFFEEBALL SHOOT 😂😂😂

Poor Luci tried his best. Alastor's legs are just too long for him to restrain lol (also fuck Valentino, he brought this upon himself)

But hey! Let's look at the bright side! That... uh... Charlie got two toys instead of one! Yes. That.
August 6, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Good morning, Wednesday! Somehow, this park is the embodiment of summer in Portland for me. This was a nice Coffeeball, but it just felt like the end. The end of summer. I know it isn't REALLY over until September 20th or so, but the end of summer break is imminent, and bittersweet.

Be well! ♥️
August 27, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Good morning, Wednesday! What a fine ride. Thank you, Wednesday, for the perfect combination of climate and opportunity to enjoy this beautiful coffeeball ride. ☕️👍
August 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Good morning, Wednesday!
👋😄🤙 Thank you for this Coffeeball Run. It's how every good Wednesday should begin, and so satisfying to be regaining the strength I lost in this last month and go flying through the night in pursuit of another fabulous double rewards peanut butter mocha.

🥜🧈🍫☕️ V I C T O R Y
March 12, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Thank you, Wednesday, for a wonderful and not too spooky coffeeball run this morning!

The climate was lovely, the solitude refreshing, and new, but oddly familiar 🤔 fellows were out and about to herald in SPOOKY TIME 2025!
October 2, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Thank you for a fabulous morning, Wednesday! The last whisper of summertime night-magik, a lively coffeeball #bikeride, cooling down with the inaugural ride with Lele!, and an unexpected (and manageable) 5k #run on Mount Tabor! Just fabulous!

Further notes as alt text for the photos.
September 3, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Good morning, Wednesday! Well, have a happy coffeeball yourself! This was a fun ride along and through so many favorite landmarks in North Portland, arriving at the cafe BEFORE it opened, and getting back to my takeout just as the sky displayed its color.
August 21, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Oops!😬 Hey, Wednesday! 👋 Thank you for this Coffeeball Ride! Especially rewarding to have my hip feel so good and to bring home the treasure-prize on mine and me missus' anniversary! (I'd have ridden an even 20 in commemoration, but time didn't allow it) I did see The Fountain, though. 😊 #memories
July 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Good morning, Wednesday! This week's Coffeeball Run was a bit unexpected. I didn't wait for sunrise and had a very loose course in mind. But the difference made all the difference, taking me on a novel path through new and old lands, returning victorious (🥜🧈🍫☕️🟤) at the first whisper of dawn.
April 2, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Good morning, Wednesday! Good morning, flowers! Good morning, towers! And belated good morning, Kaiya! Thank you for keeping fun alive for your kin and caretakers alike ❤️ And thank you, Today, for a lovely, condensed Coffeeball Run for that treasured prize! My thermosful of 🥜🧈🍫☕️

V I C T O R Y
April 23, 2025 at 6:08 PM
And the day - I did do work during it, just between these bits - today day started like any perfect Wednesday should. A scenic sun-chasing run to the cafe. My first Coffeeball Run of the month, and on the heels of a month off running. I'm quite taken with the area around Sabin Tower in the dark.
March 6, 2025 at 4:20 AM