#coffeesnob
I just heard someone order a small flat white with two shots, and a large flat white with one shot. The barista had to confirm they heard it right.
M'am, neither of those is a flat white. The first is an espresso with milky contaminant, the second is warm watery milk in an unwashed cup.
#coffeeSnob
August 21, 2026 at 11:41 PM
To praktikuji nejčastěji u kafe 😂

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September 29, 2023 at 4:35 PM
Thing is, Starbucks is better than nearly all these (we don't have Dutch Brothers. Tim Hortons is good for everything -but- coffee). Though this admitted coffeesnob would take Counter Culture or Stumptown over all of them.
November 3, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Sunday morning coffee at PDX Coffee Club. This place is great, they have little scent diffusers so you can smell the different kinds of coffee before you order.

#coffee #coffeesnob #pdx #pdxcoffee #portland
March 22, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Ceremony Coffee Roasters - Harbor Point. Baltimore, Maryland.

Always coffee first… #baltimore #maryland #ceremonycoffeeroasters #coffee #coffeesnob #coldbrew #espresso #beanwater #eastcoast
August 24, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I buy Indian Arabica and wet-polished Vietnamese Robusta green beans on eBay. Mix at a ration of 60% Robusta and 40% Arabica. Roast them in an old popcorn cooker that I got in a charity shop. Grind them in a cheap grinder and ta-daaa.
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August 9, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Peppermint bark mocha.
#coffeenerd #coffee #coffeesnob
December 9, 2024 at 4:29 AM
And brewed, not instant #CoffeeSnob
June 3, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Enjoying peppermint mocha coffee. ☕Too soon? I THINK NOT! #coffeesnob
November 17, 2024 at 12:43 PM
Who's gonna join me for an afternoon cup?

Feeling very... drained.
April 9, 2026 at 5:49 PM
I do love Single O's Killer Bee beans for my morning #coffee at the moment and next up will be their Kenya Kevote. #coffeenerd #coffeesnob
November 14, 2024 at 10:14 PM
Also as a long-time camper and backpacker I have no idea how I never thought to get an aeropress. Traveling with it is game changing.

No sad instant coffee in your rental apartment 🤗.

It's magic.

#coffeesnob #coffee #aeropress
January 25, 2026 at 7:16 PM
I'm at 4 preorders for Roasted, record is 5. Releases Christmas Day. books.bewolf.me/roasted
Let my Christmas be bright by breaking the record for a cozy, spicy tale (figuratively and literally!)
#gothgirl #coffeesnob #spankings #impactplay #samhain to #yule #RomanceReaders
December 22, 2023 at 1:02 PM
Having an identity crisis because I'm all of these. (Except the K-Cups, because absolutely not.) #coffeesnob
a comprehensive guide to coffee preparation, i hope this helps
July 10, 2025 at 5:38 PM
For the coffee lovers
#coffee #art #illustration #coffeesnob
November 1, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Got myself a new toy!

#chemex #coffee #coffeesnob
January 25, 2025 at 3:07 PM
December 11, 2024 at 2:26 PM
You won’t believe what the ultimate coffee geek wants next… scroll to see. #CoffeeLovers #GiftGuide #CoffeeSnob
21 Best Coffee Gifts for 2025 – From Gear to Subscriptions
Shopping for a coffee lover or maybe a coffee snob? Explore the best gifts of 2025 - from affordable brewers to luxury espresso machines and unique coffee subscriptions.
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October 14, 2025 at 7:57 AM
🍯🧸☕🌷 It's #NationalWinnieThePoohDay, #NationalGourmetCoffeeDay, and #NationalTulipDay. Because what's more perfect than sipping gourmet coffee, surrounded by tulips, while dreaming of honey like Pooh? My kind of lazy Saturday 😴 #PoohApproved #CoffeeSnob #TulipLove #SaturdayChill 🌸 <3 poolnoodle
January 17, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Coffee Time! Well more like Luxury Coffee Time! We try Hogg Batch Gold Bar - the new Weekend-Only Luxury Coffee Bar! #coffee #luxe #coffeesnob #coffeetime #coffeelovers #mocha #handcrafted #nowopen #dtsp #topshelf Churned Ice Cream
May 19, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Listen, if I’m staining my teeth and flirting with my IBS, it better be top tier coffee. Not that over-roasted, burnt-tire, bitter, makes-you-shit-instantly kind of brew.

#IBSButMakeItGourmet #CoffeeSnob #OverRoastedOffense #StainResponsibly #ToothShadeAndPride #BrewingWithStandards
April 2, 2025 at 8:24 AM