Good morning Mister Blue Sky!
It is thy coffiest of times!
It is thy coffiest of times!
September 6, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Good morning Mister Blue Sky!
It is thy coffiest of times!
It is thy coffiest of times!
Oh, the authentic Coffiest from Pohl and Kornbluth's "Space Merchants", three cups with every meal and a pot beside the bed at night, just as it says on the jar.
September 4, 2026 at 7:55 AM
Oh, the authentic Coffiest from Pohl and Kornbluth's "Space Merchants", three cups with every meal and a pot beside the bed at night, just as it says on the jar.
He wakes the next morning (afternoon, whatever), still pleasantly buzzed from last night, rolls out of bed and into some comfy leggings and an oversized sweater, tosses his hair into a messy bun, and saunters to the closest shop where he orders the coffiest drink and flakiest pastry before snagging
October 19, 2025 at 6:08 PM
He wakes the next morning (afternoon, whatever), still pleasantly buzzed from last night, rolls out of bed and into some comfy leggings and an oversized sweater, tosses his hair into a messy bun, and saunters to the closest shop where he orders the coffiest drink and flakiest pastry before snagging
I think @foxpresso.bsky.social and @thefurrybarista.bsky.social need a coffee-off to determine who is -actually- the coffiest fox in seattle
December 1, 2023 at 6:57 AM
I think @foxpresso.bsky.social and @thefurrybarista.bsky.social need a coffee-off to determine who is -actually- the coffiest fox in seattle
yes ma'am i will take the biggest tallest coffiest coffee u got please
November 12, 2024 at 3:26 PM
yes ma'am i will take the biggest tallest coffiest coffee u got please
Beat me to it! I also remember their 'Coffiest', coffee with added addictive alkaloids
March 6, 2024 at 3:53 PM
Beat me to it! I also remember their 'Coffiest', coffee with added addictive alkaloids
Coffiest was OK, but yeah
October 4, 2024 at 6:17 AM
Coffiest was OK, but yeah
For Dutch, I think I’ll look for the absolute, most left out item on their menu that doesnt get ordered and take that. It’s probably their coffiest thing on the menu 🤭
April 28, 2026 at 10:20 PM
For Dutch, I think I’ll look for the absolute, most left out item on their menu that doesnt get ordered and take that. It’s probably their coffiest thing on the menu 🤭
See also: Soylent, Coffiest, and the real-life Brawndo.
February 22, 2026 at 6:28 PM
See also: Soylent, Coffiest, and the real-life Brawndo.
if all y'all would just drink Coffiest, this country would be all better!
August 22, 2025 at 4:17 PM
if all y'all would just drink Coffiest, this country would be all better!
The same guy who came up with Soylent also tried to introduce Coffiest. Which comes from less well-known but equally dystopian source material.
July 30, 2025 at 8:57 PM
The same guy who came up with Soylent also tried to introduce Coffiest. Which comes from less well-known but equally dystopian source material.
Good morning!
Am reading Pohl's "Space Merchants/The Merchants' War" while sipping my hot cup of Coffiest.
Mokie Coke! Mokie Coke!
Highly recommended in today's weirdness.
Am reading Pohl's "Space Merchants/The Merchants' War" while sipping my hot cup of Coffiest.
Mokie Coke! Mokie Coke!
Highly recommended in today's weirdness.
June 26, 2023 at 1:27 PM
Good morning!
Am reading Pohl's "Space Merchants/The Merchants' War" while sipping my hot cup of Coffiest.
Mokie Coke! Mokie Coke!
Highly recommended in today's weirdness.
Am reading Pohl's "Space Merchants/The Merchants' War" while sipping my hot cup of Coffiest.
Mokie Coke! Mokie Coke!
Highly recommended in today's weirdness.
Scariest thing I've seen this Halloween: an ad on Facebook for Soylent's Coffiest. More like coffinest, amirite? ☕ 💀 ⚰ 👻
November 23, 2024 at 4:45 AM
Scariest thing I've seen this Halloween: an ad on Facebook for Soylent's Coffiest. More like coffinest, amirite? ☕ 💀 ⚰ 👻
Been mixing @soylent + cold brew for breakfast since December, it’s good! Eager to try this: https://www.soylent.com/product/coffiest/
December 5, 2024 at 12:07 AM
Been mixing @soylent + cold brew for breakfast since December, it’s good! Eager to try this: https://www.soylent.com/product/coffiest/
Morning Coffiest https://www.instagram.com/p/BenWIochlsA/
December 11, 2024 at 7:44 PM
Morning Coffiest https://www.instagram.com/p/BenWIochlsA/
Oh man, my local grocery finalllllly sells @soylent but doesn’t have #cafemocha/#coffiest https://www.instagram.com/p/Bto7v3BnLOO/?utm_source=ig_twitter_share&igshid=dlnan33zpf4
December 11, 2024 at 4:55 PM
Oh man, my local grocery finalllllly sells @soylent but doesn’t have #cafemocha/#coffiest https://www.instagram.com/p/Bto7v3BnLOO/?utm_source=ig_twitter_share&igshid=dlnan33zpf4
haha. soylent's supplier is pissed with them as S blamed suppliers algal flour for "violent gastrointestinal issues" http://arstechnica.co.uk/science/2016/12/soylents-supplier-is-angry-withholds-ingredients-for-2-0-and-coffiest/
Soylent’s supplier is angry, withholds ingredients for 2.0 and Coffiest [Updated]
TerraVia, maker of algal flour, claims Soylent threw the company under the bus.
arstechnica.co.uk
December 8, 2024 at 5:46 PM
haha. soylent's supplier is pissed with them as S blamed suppliers algal flour for "violent gastrointestinal issues" http://arstechnica.co.uk/science/2016/12/soylents-supplier-is-angry-withholds-ingredients-for-2-0-and-coffiest/
Surprisingly Almost Good. As espectativas são tão baixas que...
http://www.eater.com/2016/8/11/12430074/soylent-coffiest-coffee-drink
http://www.eater.com/2016/8/11/12430074/soylent-coffiest-coffee-drink
Coffiest, Soylent's New Coffee Shake, Is Surprisingly Almost Good
Finally, Soylent regular people might drink
www.eater.com
February 9, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Surprisingly Almost Good. As espectativas são tão baixas que...
http://www.eater.com/2016/8/11/12430074/soylent-coffiest-coffee-drink
http://www.eater.com/2016/8/11/12430074/soylent-coffiest-coffee-drink
Everything turns into Coffiest at some point.
June 2, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Everything turns into Coffiest at some point.
@soylent Any way to buy a single serving of Coffiest to try it?
April 7, 2025 at 12:52 AM
@soylent Any way to buy a single serving of Coffiest to try it?
:: swigs back some coffiest
January 7, 2026 at 3:02 PM
:: swigs back some coffiest
My one solid meal for the day - porkchop and squash. Probably a lot more flavorful than Caramel Coffiest and Peppermint Cacao Soylent.
November 21, 2024 at 9:06 PM
My one solid meal for the day - porkchop and squash. Probably a lot more flavorful than Caramel Coffiest and Peppermint Cacao Soylent.
Dang it @soylent make a version of coffiest that's higher in caffeine. Call it Jitteriest.
November 18, 2024 at 11:26 AM
Dang it @soylent make a version of coffiest that's higher in caffeine. Call it Jitteriest.