#colander
Happy Circulatory System Walking Through the Kitchen Day to all that observe! 🙏
November 10, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Y'all ever rinse fake blood off teeth in a colander in your kitchen sink?

Yeah, me neither, that sounds weird.
November 8, 2026 at 11:45 PM
So you say it’s November?
November 7, 2026 at 8:56 PM
That’s a lot of garlic.
November 8, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Trying to explain this to fellow larpers involved in writing plot and running games is like trying to empty the pacific ocean with a colander
Beautiful day for "great clomping foot of nerdism" quote enjoyers.
November 11, 2026 at 11:55 AM
Happy ‘There is a circulatory system walking through the kitchen day’, to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2026 at 9:13 AM
The place will leak like a colander.
November 6, 2026 at 7:02 PM
That’s a colander
November 6, 2026 at 6:32 PM
November 5, 2026 at 8:00 AM
spatula, sponge, strainer—oh wait is that technically a colander? i better spend half an hour researching the difference
November 6, 2026 at 1:57 PM
i also have like 8 cameras so i've got another note showing which camera's loaded with which film. life hack! writing stuff down helps when your memory is wet soup in a colander
November 11, 2026 at 12:25 PM
The good side of WFH is I was out in the rain in my lunch hour picking chard. Here it is after a kettle full of boiling water has been poured all over.
November 11, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Planted some tulip and crocus bulbs and harvested some of the last pumpkins and pole beans. Thankful for fall.

#polebeans #autumnharvest
#gardening #thankful
November 7, 2026 at 5:23 PM
"do you expect me to talk?"

"No mister bones, I expect you to pour it into your gaping maw and for it to immediately slosh out of the bottom of your jaw and dribble all down your front, like a useless bone colander in a tux. Lolz"
November 10, 2026 at 12:11 PM
Information passes through them like a colander
November 6, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Final carrot harvest, remarkable not because I got so many carrots, but because I didn’t plant any of them! I let one go to seed in summer of 2025 and these are its progeny. Sometimes my favorite way to garden is to let things go and see what happens
November 9, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Dirty Sanchez - shitty top lip
Dirty Beppe - shitty landing strip chin beard
Dirty Freckles - a disgusting act involving a colander
November 7, 2026 at 10:26 PM
November 6, 2026 at 2:54 PM
So you’d think a metal colander would be somewhat water resistant right

Like

A colander

What does it do

It separated liquid from solid food

Let’s make one that rusts!
November 11, 2026 at 3:27 PM
This is mesmeric, a tour de force. It’s fittingly insane. Like viewing an eclipse of reason through a colander of performance art. What a performance! It’s quite sensational.
November 4, 2026 at 8:34 PM
YES. ALL ABOARD
November 6, 2026 at 12:01 PM
Stainless Steel Mixing Bowls with Lids and Colander Set only $21.xx
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November 10, 2026 at 4:34 AM