#colbertquestionert
Good night from altCDC 😴

We leave you with one Colbert Questionert classic:

Q: What’s the best sandwich?

A: The one you eat in the clinic parking lot after your COVID booster. Still masked. Slightly sore. Fully smug. 🥪💉

Your turn!

#ColbertQuestionert #PublicHealthWithPickles
The Colbert Questionert
Become a celebrity on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert and answer 15 questions to cover the full spectrum of human experience.
thecolbertquestionert.com
July 19, 2025 at 2:25 AM
#MusicChallenge
#IsmuasMonthOfMusic

Day 30 - A Song With A Memorable Bridge

Pink Floyd - Echoes

(incidentally, this is My Answer
to the #ColbertQuestionert 😀)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBca3xf-j3o
Pink Floyd - Echoes (Remastered)
YouTube video by Progressive Rock
www.youtube.com
January 29, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Going back to where it all started —
Keanu Reeves delivers the answer
that inspired the Colbert Questionert.
#Colbert #KeanuReeves #ColbertQuestionert #question #death #demise #grief
May 21, 2026 at 5:49 PM
I'm calling it:

The number @colbertlateshow.bsky.social has been thinking of all these years is pi.

#ColbertQuestionert
May 21, 2026 at 3:51 AM
#ColbertQuestionert

3. What is the scariest animal?

Homo Sapiens, especially the male.

What animal scares you?
#ColbertQuestionert

2. What was the first concert you went to?

June 1967. WOR-FM First Anniversary Concert: The Doors, Richie Havens, Janis Ian, Blues Project, Chambers Brothers at the Village Theatre (later called Fillmore East).

Who did you see?
A new series of posts: The Colbert Questionert

1. What’s the best sandwich?

My answer: Classic Reuben, pluses up with some brown deli mustard on the bread opposite the Russian dressing.

What’s yours?
January 25, 2026 at 11:57 AM
Ayer en el penúltimo #TheLateShow su conductor #StephenColbert fue sometido a su tradicional #ColbertQuestionert por varias celebridades:
Estuvieron: #AmySedaris, #JohnDickerson, #RobertDeNiro, #JamesTaylor, #BillyCrystal, #JeffDaniels. #WeirdAlYankovic, #JoshBrolin, #TiffanyHaddish, #MarthaStewart
May 21, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Enjoy this post in TikTok: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTYYGS1vR/
For Jude Law, the scariest animal is unfortunately not extinct. #Colbert #ColbertQuestionert #JudeLaw
TikTok video by colbertlateshow
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November 20, 2024 at 10:23 PM
i imagine myself being interviewed by stephen colbert for the colbert questionert and this will be my answer to one his questions. what is yours?
#colbertquestionert #favoritemusic
Colbert Questionert: Your Fave Music
YouTube video by Louie San Luis
youtu.be
March 9, 2026 at 4:02 PM
You think REO SPEEDWAGON (‘Roll With the Changes’) is the most wasted choice for Eternity’s Last Roadtrip soundtrack? @colbertlateshow.bsky.social #ColbertQuestionert try this earworm music.apple.com/ca/album/the... ..& it’s drawing all the local stags to my backyard and I mean that literally
June 28, 2025 at 4:38 AM
The first stadium concert that I ever went to was when Dad took me with him to a Led Zeppelin concert but: 1) I was a baby and I don’t remember 1969 &2) don’t tell Mom she doesn’t know about it 🤫 #ColbertQuestionert 😎👶🎸⚡️
April 30, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Dear @colbertlateshow.bsky.social the #ColbertQuestionert 🤨 📺 ..a thought that I’ve had often: would it be equally revealing/easier/more fun to NOT ask ‘1 song forever, 5 words, 1st concert’: ask ‘last Road Trip forever: where are you going, what are you driving, & name 5 songs on your playlist 😎🛢️🛣️
#miracles made it back home on the hillside by the lake before the storm went sinking into town in the valley 😎 the sunshine wants to remind me to never give up. Even the Apple robot agrees 🎶🎵🎶💃🪩🥳

m.youtube.com/watch?v=jeHk...
REO Speedwagon - Roll with the Changes (Color Version)
YouTube video by RSpwagonVEVO
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June 23, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I did the Hot Ones Challenge with @cynicalmatt.bsky.social and it was every bit as torturous as the celebs make it out to be!

#hotones #colbertquestionert

Legally Distinct Spicy Ones by Second We Suffer | Hot Ones Challenge & Colbert Questionert
youtu.be/ZTdhcR_QSk8
Legally Distinct Spicy Ones by Second We Suffer | Hot Ones Challenge & Colbert Questionert
YouTube video by Andrea Logan
youtu.be
January 3, 2025 at 9:05 PM
#ColbertQuestionert

14. What number am I thinking of?

…wrong 😉
#ColbertQuestionert

13. You only get one song to listen to for the rest of your life - what is it ? (it's not playing continuously, but when you want to listen to music, this is the only tune available)

Beautiful vocal harmony

What’s your song?

youtu.be/Sg0XYASR7UM?...
February 7, 2026 at 11:21 AM
#ColbertQuestionert

13. You only get one song to listen to for the rest of your life - what is it ? (it's not playing continuously, but when you want to listen to music, this is the only tune available)

Beautiful vocal harmony

What’s your song?

youtu.be/Sg0XYASR7UM?...
February 6, 2026 at 11:29 AM
#ColbertQuestionert

12. Cats or Dogs?

Dogs.

And you?
#ColbertQuestionert

11. Earliest memory?

Taking a test in Kindergarten to determine whether I should be skipped to first grade due to my age (born in November). Picture a multiple choice test using emojis as the answers. Broken toy = crying emoji.

How far back does your memory go?
#ColbertQuestionert

10. Least favourite smell?

Vomit 🤮

What’s yours?
February 5, 2026 at 11:54 AM
#ColbertQuestionert

11. Earliest memory?

Taking a test in Kindergarten to determine whether I should be skipped to first grade due to my age (born in November). Picture a multiple choice test using emojis as the answers. Broken toy = crying emoji.

How far back does your memory go?
#ColbertQuestionert

10. Least favourite smell?

Vomit 🤮

What’s yours?
#ColbertQuestionert

9. Favourite smell?

Barbecue

What’s yours?
February 4, 2026 at 2:50 PM
#ColbertQuestionert

10. Least favourite smell?

Vomit 🤮

What’s yours?
#ColbertQuestionert

9. Favourite smell?

Barbecue

What’s yours?
#ColbertQuestionert

8. Window or Aisle?

Window

(Since all of my flying these days is with my claustrophobic better half, if seats are three wide, we do opposite aisles. If two wide, I take - and actually prefer - the window.)
February 3, 2026 at 12:39 PM
#ColbertQuestionert

9. Favourite smell?

Barbecue

What’s yours?
#ColbertQuestionert

8. Window or Aisle?

Window

(Since all of my flying these days is with my claustrophobic better half, if seats are three wide, we do opposite aisles. If two wide, I take - and actually prefer - the window.)
#ColbertQuestionert

7. Favourite action movie?

LOTR: The Return of the King

What’s yours?
February 2, 2026 at 11:58 AM
#ColbertQuestionert

8. Window or Aisle?

Window

(Since all of my flying these days is with my claustrophobic better half, if seats are three wide, we do opposite aisles. If two wide, I take - and actually prefer - the window.)
#ColbertQuestionert

7. Favourite action movie?

LOTR: The Return of the King

What’s yours?
#ColbertQuestionert

6. What do you think happens when we die?

When I’ve woken from under general anesthesia, I can’t tell whether I’ve been out 45 minutes, 45 days, or 450 years. Timeless, dreamless “sleep” equals oblivion. And as an atheist, I’m okay with that.

What’s going to happen to you?
January 31, 2026 at 6:39 PM
#ColbertQuestionert

7. Favourite action movie?

LOTR: The Return of the King

What’s yours?
#ColbertQuestionert

6. What do you think happens when we die?

When I’ve woken from under general anesthesia, I can’t tell whether I’ve been out 45 minutes, 45 days, or 450 years. Timeless, dreamless “sleep” equals oblivion. And as an atheist, I’m okay with that.

What’s going to happen to you?
#ColbertQuestionert

5. Have you ever asked someone for their autograph? If so, who?

My answer: Yes…Jean Shepherd, book signing for A Fistful of Fig Newtons and In God We Trust - All Others Pay Cash.

How ‘bout you?
January 30, 2026 at 1:19 PM
#ColbertQuestionert

6. What do you think happens when we die?

When I’ve woken from under general anesthesia, I can’t tell whether I’ve been out 45 minutes, 45 days, or 450 years. Timeless, dreamless “sleep” equals oblivion. And as an atheist, I’m okay with that.

What’s going to happen to you?
#ColbertQuestionert

5. Have you ever asked someone for their autograph? If so, who?

My answer: Yes…Jean Shepherd, book signing for A Fistful of Fig Newtons and In God We Trust - All Others Pay Cash.

How ‘bout you?
#ColbertQuestionert

4. Apples or Oranges?

Oranges

What’s your preference?
January 28, 2026 at 11:15 AM
#ColbertQuestionert

5. Have you ever asked someone for their autograph? If so, who?

My answer: Yes…Jean Shepherd, book signing for A Fistful of Fig Newtons and In God We Trust - All Others Pay Cash.

How ‘bout you?
#ColbertQuestionert

4. Apples or Oranges?

Oranges

What’s your preference?
#ColbertQuestionert

3. What is the scariest animal?

Homo Sapiens, especially the male.

What animal scares you?
January 27, 2026 at 3:53 PM