Powerful Rest And Fluids Industry Influencing Doctors' Treatment Of Colds https://theonion.com/powerful-rest-and-fluids-industry-influencing-doctors-t-1819570463/
December 18, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Powerful Rest And Fluids Industry Influencing Doctors' Treatment Of Colds https://theonion.com/powerful-rest-and-fluids-industry-influencing-doctors-t-1819570463/
I hate colds. I wanted to sculpt giant caterpillars today. Instead I will cocoon like one.
March 17, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I hate colds. I wanted to sculpt giant caterpillars today. Instead I will cocoon like one.
Franklin was right (colds spread from person to person in confined spaces, essentially articulating germ theory) and Adams was wrong (people catch colds from the cold air).
March 10, 2026 at 5:53 AM
Franklin was right (colds spread from person to person in confined spaces, essentially articulating germ theory) and Adams was wrong (people catch colds from the cold air).
Colds are so lame blegh
April 25, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Colds are so lame blegh
do you love SLEEP and hate HAVING COLDS ALL THE TIME
then BEING PARENT OF PRESCHOOLER may not be for you
then BEING PARENT OF PRESCHOOLER may not be for you
November 10, 2025 at 8:36 PM
do you love SLEEP and hate HAVING COLDS ALL THE TIME
then BEING PARENT OF PRESCHOOLER may not be for you
then BEING PARENT OF PRESCHOOLER may not be for you
One of the things I will never understand is that not even the basic selfishness of Americans will make people wear a mask they now have conveniently to hand even to avoid the usual hideous fall colds or airport colds.
Some of you fail to understand that masking can be something you do because you believe in restricting risks for vulnerable people in your lives: it can be an act of community. Not always of course. But some people don’t mask because they’re disabled, they mask for this reason.
September 25, 2026 at 7:43 PM
One of the things I will never understand is that not even the basic selfishness of Americans will make people wear a mask they now have conveniently to hand even to avoid the usual hideous fall colds or airport colds.
Number 17: Cigarettes that have vitamin C in them so you don’t get colds
November 25, 2024 at 6:02 PM
Number 17: Cigarettes that have vitamin C in them so you don’t get colds
Anybody who says "just the flu" has been calling colds "the flu" their whole lives.
"It's just the flu" The last time I had the flu, it gave me Celiac disease & now if I accidentally eat a breadcrumb, my body attacks itself until it gets bored and doctors are like 'damn, that sucks, drink water, I guess'
February 11, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Anybody who says "just the flu" has been calling colds "the flu" their whole lives.
Saline nasal sprays show great promise as a public health intervention.
www.southampton.ac.uk/news/2024/07...
www.southampton.ac.uk/news/2024/07...
Over-counter nasal sprays could keep colds and flu at bay, study finds
Over-counter nasal sprays could keep colds and flu at bay, study finds
www.southampton.ac.uk
May 3, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Saline nasal sprays show great promise as a public health intervention.
www.southampton.ac.uk/news/2024/07...
www.southampton.ac.uk/news/2024/07...
#Antibiotics do not treat viral infections such as colds and flu 🤧. Always seek advice from a qualified healthcare professional before taking antibiotics.
November 28, 2024 at 10:59 AM
#Antibiotics do not treat viral infections such as colds and flu 🤧. Always seek advice from a qualified healthcare professional before taking antibiotics.
Why isn’t the right excited about technology?
Single vaccine could protect against all coughs, colds and flus, researchers say
A Stanford University team have tested their nasal spray vaccine in animals but still need to do human clinical trials.
www.bbc.co.uk
February 21, 2026 at 5:36 AM
Why isn’t the right excited about technology?
I have the mother of all colds but two exceptionality good nurses. 💖
July 20, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I have the mother of all colds but two exceptionality good nurses. 💖
dr pepper is actually an elixir that heals colds
October 23, 2025 at 3:49 PM
dr pepper is actually an elixir that heals colds
Colds are the worst.
September 27, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Colds are the worst.
"A single nasal spray vaccine could protect against all coughs, colds and flus, as well as bacterial lung infections, and may even ease allergies, say US researchers."
www.bbc.com/news/article....
#medicine
www.bbc.com/news/article....
#medicine
Single vaccine could protect against all coughs, colds and flus, researchers say
A Stanford University team have tested their nasal spray vaccine in animals but still need to do human clinical trials.
www.bbc.com
February 19, 2026 at 10:29 PM
"A single nasal spray vaccine could protect against all coughs, colds and flus, as well as bacterial lung infections, and may even ease allergies, say US researchers."
www.bbc.com/news/article....
#medicine
www.bbc.com/news/article....
#medicine
A KN95 mask will protect people from colds and flu too.
September 22, 2026 at 1:55 AM
A KN95 mask will protect people from colds and flu too.
Wife and daughter both have colds and I’m trying to stay safe and germ free
September 19, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Wife and daughter both have colds and I’m trying to stay safe and germ free
BREAKING: Scientists Announce Groundbreaking Discovery Universal Vaccine Could Protect Against Coughs, Colds, Flu, COVID & Allergies
February 20, 2026 at 1:27 AM
BREAKING: Scientists Announce Groundbreaking Discovery Universal Vaccine Could Protect Against Coughs, Colds, Flu, COVID & Allergies
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
February 10,1947
February 10,1947
February 10, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
February 10,1947
February 10,1947
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
February 4,1954
February 4,1954
February 4, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
February 4,1954
February 4,1954
Colds should be banned from the current meta.
April 11, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Colds should be banned from the current meta.