#colon
“I’ll have a colon contest with you any time you want!”

CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM (2007)

I miss Richard Lewis.
November 4, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Phil Hartman: Colon Blow Cereal Pyramid
Alt: Phil Hartman: Colon Blow Cereal Pyramid
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November 4, 2026 at 5:45 AM
Let America's colon cleanse begin!
November 4, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Could Scott Colon (who would be Mississippi's first black senator since 1881) be the one to apply the coup de grâce
November 4, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Colon blow?
Name an SNL Quote.
November 4, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Colon is such an S tier recruit. I hope he wins
Folks, I think Cindy Hyde-Smith is in trouble: That's a shockingly large proportion of white people for a Mississippi crowd
November 2, 2026 at 5:06 AM
"Colon Blow! Sounds delicious!"
Name an SNL Quote.
November 4, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Neurologicaly challenged colon.
November 4, 2026 at 6:40 PM
If colon takes Mississippi I may just ascend

She denied him a judgeship because he was pro trans rights…. So he may just take her whole job
November 4, 2026 at 4:24 PM
My colon isn’t.
November 4, 2026 at 5:35 PM
One’s own colon is not a great vantage point to understand what’s happening in the world.
November 4, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Colon (D) pulling ahead in Mississippi Senate race
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
November 4, 2026 at 11:47 PM
I should not have eaten twenty chicken mcnuggets. My colon does not care that it's an election night.
November 4, 2026 at 4:42 AM
teehee colon three
November 5, 2026 at 5:21 AM
Colon three.
November 3, 2026 at 5:10 PM
colon three
November 4, 2026 at 12:17 AM
My colon shuddered like a Latverian citizen.
Burger King has an Avengers Doomsday menu where you can get burgers and chicken nuggets absolutely slathered in Doctor Doom’s cum www.instagram.com/p/DfTTCZDm11...
November 4, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Dave Colon is alive
November 4, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Now there’s SUPER colon blow!
November 4, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Still can’t stop
November 3, 2026 at 10:04 PM
A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example:
- Jean ate her friend's sandwich.
- Jean ate her friend's colon.
November 1, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Don't ever think your vote doesn't matter.
November 5, 2026 at 6:57 AM
I did bake a good batch of ube sprinkle cookies for my surgeon / her clinic staff
November 2, 2026 at 4:28 PM