Did it have yellowish hair transplants in a triple combover?
July 30, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Did it have yellowish hair transplants in a triple combover?
Combover chickening out
May 31, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Combover chickening out
Remind you of anyone who has a lethal aversion to reading? Caligula Combover, maybe?
January 1, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Remind you of anyone who has a lethal aversion to reading? Caligula Combover, maybe?
the Michael Tracey combover situation is worse than i feared
Michael Tracey claims that journalists tell him privately all the time that they're becoming more and more skeptical of the Jeffrey Epstein accusations, but they can't say so in public because they're afraid of people calling them pedophiles.
July 18, 2026 at 2:35 AM
the Michael Tracey combover situation is worse than i feared
The combover has gone rogue
Trump says he had an "excellent conversation" with Putin and believes the Russian leader wants a deal on Ukraine. He added that it would be "very good" if Zelensky also wanted an agreement: "He wants to make a deal. And if Zelensky wants to make a deal too, that would be very good." #Ukraine
September 9, 2026 at 6:48 PM
The combover has gone rogue
He's going to get called a pedophile just for having that shitty combover
Michael Tracey claims that journalists tell him privately all the time that they're becoming more and more skeptical of the Jeffrey Epstein accusations, but they can't say so in public because they're afraid of people calling them pedophiles.
July 17, 2026 at 11:56 PM
He's going to get called a pedophile just for having that shitty combover
Trump is a dick with a cult and a combover.
February 7, 2026 at 11:32 AM
Trump is a dick with a cult and a combover.
It’s public kleptocracy, on a whim.
Combover Caligula is treating the US like an ATM that owes him an apology.
Please read, subscribe & share: johnfugelsang.substack.com/p/combover-c...
Combover Caligula is treating the US like an ATM that owes him an apology.
Please read, subscribe & share: johnfugelsang.substack.com/p/combover-c...
Combover Caligula and the $10 Billion Shake-Down
Trump v. Every American Who Actually Pays Taxes
johnfugelsang.substack.com
February 25, 2026 at 10:12 PM
It’s public kleptocracy, on a whim.
Combover Caligula is treating the US like an ATM that owes him an apology.
Please read, subscribe & share: johnfugelsang.substack.com/p/combover-c...
Combover Caligula is treating the US like an ATM that owes him an apology.
Please read, subscribe & share: johnfugelsang.substack.com/p/combover-c...
Jonesy: “I survived the xenomorph, I’ll survive the combover.”
Happy Caturday.
Happy Caturday.
September 27, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Jonesy: “I survived the xenomorph, I’ll survive the combover.”
Happy Caturday.
Happy Caturday.
That combover should be awarded hazard pay
July 18, 2026 at 12:03 AM
That combover should be awarded hazard pay
Chinese slang for a combover is ‘The local authorities provide support for the central government’. (📷: Nesnad)
November 10, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Chinese slang for a combover is ‘The local authorities provide support for the central government’. (📷: Nesnad)
TBF, it doesn't really look anymore ridiculous than his old combover.🤷♀️
August 6, 2026 at 3:27 AM
TBF, it doesn't really look anymore ridiculous than his old combover.🤷♀️
PRESI-DEMENTIA/CON-MANDER-IN-CHIEF/FATTY SHACK/AYATOLLAH COMPLAINI/TANNIBAL LECTER/SCAMMY DAVIS JR./RICH LITTLE HANDS/HIPPOPOTUS/OUR FONDLING FARTER/TRUMPELSTILTSKIN/HUNGRY HUNGRY HYPOCRITE/DICTATOR TOT/UNCLE SCAM/QUID PRO COMBOVER/MANGO MUSSOLINI/FRANCIS FORD GROPE-ALA/ALEXANDER SCAMILTON <the end>
May 25, 2025 at 7:08 PM
PRESI-DEMENTIA/CON-MANDER-IN-CHIEF/FATTY SHACK/AYATOLLAH COMPLAINI/TANNIBAL LECTER/SCAMMY DAVIS JR./RICH LITTLE HANDS/HIPPOPOTUS/OUR FONDLING FARTER/TRUMPELSTILTSKIN/HUNGRY HUNGRY HYPOCRITE/DICTATOR TOT/UNCLE SCAM/QUID PRO COMBOVER/MANGO MUSSOLINI/FRANCIS FORD GROPE-ALA/ALEXANDER SCAMILTON <the end>
November 26, 2024 at 10:38 AM
Combover Caligula.
A+
A+
May 29, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Combover Caligula.
A+
A+
Plus he faces additional charges of stealing Marco Rubio's combover
GA Republican State Senator Colton Moore’s mug shot after his arrest today at the GA State Capitol.
January 16, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Plus he faces additional charges of stealing Marco Rubio's combover
Dear US Media covering Combover Caligula's speech:
if you can spell things like:
"Disinformation"
"Misinformation"
"Fibs"
"Untruths"
"Fabrications"
"Demonstrable falsehoods"
“Plays loosely w/facts”
"Mendacity"
"Prevarications”
Or "whoppers"
Then you're probably able to spell the word “lies.”
if you can spell things like:
"Disinformation"
"Misinformation"
"Fibs"
"Untruths"
"Fabrications"
"Demonstrable falsehoods"
“Plays loosely w/facts”
"Mendacity"
"Prevarications”
Or "whoppers"
Then you're probably able to spell the word “lies.”
March 5, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Dear US Media covering Combover Caligula's speech:
if you can spell things like:
"Disinformation"
"Misinformation"
"Fibs"
"Untruths"
"Fabrications"
"Demonstrable falsehoods"
“Plays loosely w/facts”
"Mendacity"
"Prevarications”
Or "whoppers"
Then you're probably able to spell the word “lies.”
if you can spell things like:
"Disinformation"
"Misinformation"
"Fibs"
"Untruths"
"Fabrications"
"Demonstrable falsehoods"
“Plays loosely w/facts”
"Mendacity"
"Prevarications”
Or "whoppers"
Then you're probably able to spell the word “lies.”
Donald Trump wants ten billion dollars from the government he runs.
And his unmanly obedient MAGA groupies get real quiet.
Pls read, subscribe & share:
johnfugelsang.substack.com/p/combover-c...
And his unmanly obedient MAGA groupies get real quiet.
Pls read, subscribe & share:
johnfugelsang.substack.com/p/combover-c...
Combover Caligula and the $10 Billion Shake-Down
Trump v. Every American Who Actually Pays Taxes
johnfugelsang.substack.com
February 9, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Donald Trump wants ten billion dollars from the government he runs.
And his unmanly obedient MAGA groupies get real quiet.
Pls read, subscribe & share:
johnfugelsang.substack.com/p/combover-c...
And his unmanly obedient MAGA groupies get real quiet.
Pls read, subscribe & share:
johnfugelsang.substack.com/p/combover-c...
Beachcomber, Combover, Combustion, Honeycomber
March 25, 2024 at 4:49 PM
Beachcomber, Combover, Combustion, Honeycomber
Just consider, if you will:
Every President starting with Jimmy Carter has been audited Every Year while in office. It's one of the reforms made after Watergate, to prevent corruption.
And Combover Caligula wants to make it impossible to audit him or his family forever
Every President starting with Jimmy Carter has been audited Every Year while in office. It's one of the reforms made after Watergate, to prevent corruption.
And Combover Caligula wants to make it impossible to audit him or his family forever
May 24, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Just consider, if you will:
Every President starting with Jimmy Carter has been audited Every Year while in office. It's one of the reforms made after Watergate, to prevent corruption.
And Combover Caligula wants to make it impossible to audit him or his family forever
Every President starting with Jimmy Carter has been audited Every Year while in office. It's one of the reforms made after Watergate, to prevent corruption.
And Combover Caligula wants to make it impossible to audit him or his family forever
Jesus H. Combover
April 13, 2026 at 7:39 AM
Jesus H. Combover
The blonde man with the combover is my enemy #Survivor51
September 25, 2026 at 3:26 AM
The blonde man with the combover is my enemy #Survivor51
That combover is fighting for its life
June 5, 2025 at 8:35 PM
That combover is fighting for its life
So now he wants America’s taxpayers to give him $10 billion as emotional damages because people found out he’s bad at math. And somehow, still not the worst thing this week. johnfugelsang.substack.com/p/combover-c...
Combover Caligula and the $10 Billion Shake-Down
Trump v. Every American Who Actually Pays Taxes
johnfugelsang.substack.com
February 6, 2026 at 3:29 PM
So now he wants America’s taxpayers to give him $10 billion as emotional damages because people found out he’s bad at math. And somehow, still not the worst thing this week. johnfugelsang.substack.com/p/combover-c...