#comingcorrect
Well dammit, the price of eggs has forced my MAGA brother to buy a brand new truck on special order. Will the suffering ever end!

#comingcorrect #tradlife
January 11, 2025 at 10:06 AM
You sheep can listen to scientist and doctors and professionals. I'll listen to my MAGA brother who got his high school science credit taking Intro to Agriculture in 2002. Good luck SUCKERS!!

#comingcorrect #tradlife
April 8, 2025 at 10:10 AM
One of the more annoying parts of a MAGA family is having to call grandparents stupid shit like Memaw and PawPaw.

#comingcorrect #tradlife
January 9, 2025 at 10:17 AM
July 25, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Opening a restaurant with a large chested woman as our logo and calling it "Cannons"
But when you go inside it's just a bunch of actual old medieval cannons
#comingcorrect #cannons
May 23, 2026 at 6:42 PM
What do you mean white people don't have culture? Look around at all these badass new gas stations with their really nice bathrooms. You're welcome.

#comingcorrect #alsolinedancing
July 29, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I tip on free estimates

#comingcorrect #fafo
February 11, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Is this real life? These shouldn't cause any problems or anything...

#comingcorrect #duifresh
April 24, 2025 at 2:54 PM
The MAGA's of the family are going on their third vacation this year. This time to Dollywood, boy are they going to be pissed to find out she promotes children literacy.

#comingcorrect #tradlife
December 27, 2024 at 10:45 AM
I'm a trophy husband, still counts even if it's a participation trophy.

#comingcorrect #trophyhubby
July 18, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I have yet to see a Tennessee basketball fan on TV that hasn't made me laugh out loud.

#comingcorrect #theyfunnylookinpaw
March 15, 2025 at 6:48 PM
This story made me laugh so hard the hostess at the restaurant came over to make sure no one was choking.

#comingcorrect #goatchoke
June 8, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Toddler: I poop out my butt.

Me: That's the best place to do it. But most people poop out their mouth nowadays.

#comingcorrect #dadlife
December 28, 2024 at 12:35 PM
The best form of MAGA religion is the one you wear on a t-shirt at X-mas.

He is the REASON for the SEASON!

#comingcorrect #tradlife
January 1, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Just passed a MAGA American flag so covered in different colored stripes in support for who-the-fuck-knows-what that I legitimately thought it was a pride flag.

#comingcorrect #flagcodechoad
February 14, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Those 10 foot skeletons in front yards really don't ever need to be brought down. They go well in any season, especially if you're needing some white trash flare.

#comingcorrect #haterlife
January 4, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I see your years of scientific studies and expertise in the area but my Ag. teacher and FFA counselor saw a post on Facebook that said climate change is fake so...

#comingcorrect #tradlife
January 7, 2025 at 10:41 AM
I grew up in a small town and every now and again I still like to try to not go back, just to remind myself what I'm not missing.

#comingcorrect #smalltownusa
November 14, 2024 at 3:35 PM
Threw down a nasty dunk for the first time in years last Sunday at a kids indoor playground. The ball was flat, rim was really low and my Achilles still hurts.

#comingcorrect #4thekids
December 9, 2024 at 11:30 AM
The "every life matters even the unborn" family at Thanksgiving brought their new dachshund bc they keep accidentally running over them. Hopefully the kids don't get too attached to this one...

#comingcorrect #tradlife
December 1, 2024 at 10:56 AM
My brother, who smokes half an ounce of weed a week, is going to pray for us alcohol boozers to find the light. That isn't coming from his lighter that is.

#comingcorrect #tradlife
November 29, 2024 at 10:38 AM
If only I would have listened to Sisqo in Highschool about "dumps like a truck" instead of my guidance counselor/baseball coach/VFW officer's advice...my life would be so much better.

#comingcorrect #thongsong
November 16, 2024 at 11:34 AM
I drive around Trumpland all the time. There are no gardens anywhere. Although there are dollar stores in every other township.

#comingcorrect #tradlife
August 10, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Drinking a beer and watching a third place little league softball game at the bar by myself this morning. Praise be to he.

#comingcorrect #rightousloner
August 9, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Hold up. I'm sorry but being communist has nothing to do with socioeconomic and political beliefs. It's whether or not you played soccer as a kid in rural Ohio during the 90's.

#comingcorrect #redneckism
August 8, 2026 at 12:51 PM