Absolutely incredible.
NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone.
Watch with sound on.
NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone.
Watch with sound on.
April 20, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Absolutely incredible.
NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone.
Watch with sound on.
NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone.
Watch with sound on.
so tempted to get this gay pirate romance called "mastered and commanded"
September 28, 2025 at 1:30 PM
so tempted to get this gay pirate romance called "mastered and commanded"
looking forward to reading the part where vance condescendingly explains that his faith commanded him to be a vicious racist demagogue
Vice President JD Vance has a new book that will explore his religious faith and his conversion to Catholicism as an adult. “Communion: Finding My Way Back to Faith” will be out June 16.
JD Vance has a new book about his religious faith, 'Communion,' coming out later this spring
Vice President JD Vance has a new book about his religious faith and adult conversion to Catholicism.
bit.ly
March 31, 2026 at 1:46 PM
looking forward to reading the part where vance condescendingly explains that his faith commanded him to be a vicious racist demagogue
Through US history, no matter how bad they might have been, the title of US president commanded some respect, some authority,
Until this f'ing 🍊🤡.
Now it's just an embarrassing joke.
Until this f'ing 🍊🤡.
Now it's just an embarrassing joke.
September 29, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Through US history, no matter how bad they might have been, the title of US president commanded some respect, some authority,
Until this f'ing 🍊🤡.
Now it's just an embarrassing joke.
Until this f'ing 🍊🤡.
Now it's just an embarrassing joke.
I do not understand what this means but @dilukha.bsky.social commanded me to post it.
March 29, 2026 at 12:49 AM
I do not understand what this means but @dilukha.bsky.social commanded me to post it.
Do as you are commanded
August 4, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Do as you are commanded
Yes, exactly as commanded in Douchebag 25:12
November 22, 2024 at 7:00 PM
Yes, exactly as commanded in Douchebag 25:12
*grabs every evangelical by the collar & violently shakes them*
JESUS *COMMANDED* YOU TO CARE FOR THE POOR, SICK, ORPHANED. JESUS *COMMANDED* YOU TO TREAT FOREIGNERS AS NATURAL CITIZENS. *COMMANDED* YOU TO FEED THE HUNGRY.
AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? ONLY WHORE YOURSELF OUT TO EVIL MEN. YOU ARE DAMNED
JESUS *COMMANDED* YOU TO CARE FOR THE POOR, SICK, ORPHANED. JESUS *COMMANDED* YOU TO TREAT FOREIGNERS AS NATURAL CITIZENS. *COMMANDED* YOU TO FEED THE HUNGRY.
AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? ONLY WHORE YOURSELF OUT TO EVIL MEN. YOU ARE DAMNED
June 9, 2025 at 3:29 PM
*grabs every evangelical by the collar & violently shakes them*
JESUS *COMMANDED* YOU TO CARE FOR THE POOR, SICK, ORPHANED. JESUS *COMMANDED* YOU TO TREAT FOREIGNERS AS NATURAL CITIZENS. *COMMANDED* YOU TO FEED THE HUNGRY.
AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? ONLY WHORE YOURSELF OUT TO EVIL MEN. YOU ARE DAMNED
JESUS *COMMANDED* YOU TO CARE FOR THE POOR, SICK, ORPHANED. JESUS *COMMANDED* YOU TO TREAT FOREIGNERS AS NATURAL CITIZENS. *COMMANDED* YOU TO FEED THE HUNGRY.
AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? ONLY WHORE YOURSELF OUT TO EVIL MEN. YOU ARE DAMNED
July 24, 2026 at 2:33 PM
you are commanded to love
(repost)
(repost)
June 24, 2025 at 8:18 PM
you are commanded to love
(repost)
(repost)
August 26, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Through US history, no matter how bad they might have been, the title of US president commanded some respect, some authority,
Until this f'ing 🍊🤡.
Now it's just an embarrassing joke.
Until this f'ing 🍊🤡.
Now it's just an embarrassing joke.
September 29, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Through US history, no matter how bad they might have been, the title of US president commanded some respect, some authority,
Until this f'ing 🍊🤡.
Now it's just an embarrassing joke.
Until this f'ing 🍊🤡.
Now it's just an embarrassing joke.
"Imagine my shock at being commanded to wish Amanda a 'happy birthday'"
All these anti-woke warriors have conversion narratives that involve them getting triggered by the smallest shit imaginable.
In this case, a routine email most of us would skim (at best) becomes "a sweeping directive" she "bristled" at, a dire threat that became her origin story.
It's ludicrous.
In this case, a routine email most of us would skim (at best) becomes "a sweeping directive" she "bristled" at, a dire threat that became her origin story.
It's ludicrous.
May 17, 2025 at 11:25 PM
"Imagine my shock at being commanded to wish Amanda a 'happy birthday'"
The man spoke with dignity and demanded and commanded respect.
August 18, 2025 at 1:27 AM
The man spoke with dignity and demanded and commanded respect.
not a thirst trap. i was commanded
September 15, 2024 at 5:48 PM
not a thirst trap. i was commanded
Trump is an agent of chaos commanded by Vladimir Putin.
January 30, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Trump is an agent of chaos commanded by Vladimir Putin.
As a former captain who commanded infantry at Twentynine Palms, I know these Marines deserve better than Trump's corruption and Hegseth's incompetence.
www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
June 14, 2025 at 11:09 AM
As a former captain who commanded infantry at Twentynine Palms, I know these Marines deserve better than Trump's corruption and Hegseth's incompetence.
www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
I have commanded Johnson County colors to half staff until the interment of Minnesota Representative Hortman.
June 14, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I have commanded Johnson County colors to half staff until the interment of Minnesota Representative Hortman.
Famed NASA astronaut Jim Lovell, who commanded the harrowing Apollo 13 mission in 1970, has died cnn.it/40SWf4U
August 8, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Famed NASA astronaut Jim Lovell, who commanded the harrowing Apollo 13 mission in 1970, has died cnn.it/40SWf4U
Ossoff: While the people pay more than ever for groceries and housing and health care, he builds a monument to himself. While a cancer patient loses health coverage, he adorns his office in gold.
Where in Scripture are we commanded to deny care to the sick…
Where in Scripture are we commanded to deny care to the sick…
June 21, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Ossoff: While the people pay more than ever for groceries and housing and health care, he builds a monument to himself. While a cancer patient loses health coverage, he adorns his office in gold.
Where in Scripture are we commanded to deny care to the sick…
Where in Scripture are we commanded to deny care to the sick…
God entered into my body and commanded I go get in n out
June 6, 2025 at 8:16 PM
God entered into my body and commanded I go get in n out
we are commanded to love
(repost from Feb 2025)
(repost from Feb 2025)
September 10, 2025 at 2:41 AM
we are commanded to love
(repost from Feb 2025)
(repost from Feb 2025)
if every bit of medieval exegesis commanded the same cultural and intellectual authority as the talmud...lmao.
everyone freaking out about the Talmud needs to get a grip. Every religious text has some really beautiful parts and some weird af parts.
September 30, 2026 at 5:11 AM
if every bit of medieval exegesis commanded the same cultural and intellectual authority as the talmud...lmao.
Shantae shakes it as she's commanded
January 10, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Shantae shakes it as she's commanded
Jesus commanded, "Don't divorce." But Southern Baptists divorce at a higher rate than Atheists.
Which, technically, makes Atheists better Christians than Southern Baptists.
Which, technically, makes Atheists better Christians than Southern Baptists.
Here they come. Get ready.
Southern Baptists to Vote on Effort to Overturn Same-Sex Marriage
www.nytimes.com
June 8, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Jesus commanded, "Don't divorce." But Southern Baptists divorce at a higher rate than Atheists.
Which, technically, makes Atheists better Christians than Southern Baptists.
Which, technically, makes Atheists better Christians than Southern Baptists.