#commitcrimes
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February 19, 2026 at 8:00 PM
I mean, it can teach environmentalists how to scam people out of a lot of money, get caught and go to prison becaue you left code lines like "while (!caught): commitCrimes()". EA seems to have mastered that shit in spades.
September 30, 2024 at 6:54 PM
CommitCrimes is a fun tool that inspects one's activity on GitHub and produces a report of "wrongdoing" such as pushing to master/main, etc.

I am both pleased that my file consists mostly of misdemeanors, and appalled that the sentence for them is so harsh […]

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August 2, 2026 at 6:41 PM
"Something, something. I am afraid of vindictive prosecution since I have actually commitcrimes."
April 3, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Post: And its that white people commit crimes. The black people are criminal. Ah, Khaleel Mohammed, a...: And it's that white people commit crimes. The black people are criminal. Ah, Khaleel Mohammed, a gold condemnation of blackness.… #JINWICK #whitepeople #commitcrimes #crimesblack #blackpeople
Post: And its that white people commit crimes. The black people are criminal. Ah, Khaleel Mohammed, a...
And it's that white people commit crimes. The black people are criminal. Ah, Khaleel Mohammed, a gold condemnation of blackness. Yes, that can. I tell you that line whenever. Condemnation of blackness. And Khaleel Mohammed is professor, and he wasn't Harvard, not he left out of protest. Now he's at Princeton. But, um, he. He said that mine in a speech and it's also in his book. But I said, if that is not everything. Widely. Times, but black people are criminals. Meaning white people commit crimes. But that's not who they are. Tiny. Just made a bad decision. Boys will be boys. This is what they do, you know, they're. They're just excited their team won. They're just sat there politician laws, you know. But that's not who they are. But black people are criminals, regardless of whether they've committed crimes or not. We perceived them as criminals. Your very existence is a crime. Liked. And I just had to sit with that. And I really want to be like that. That is the whole ballgame that water racism works. You will never be given a fair shake because you are criminally and that's why. And that's why you shouldn't. And that's why you shoot it to me. Arise within two seconds in Ohio because his mere existence with a toy gun is threatens the idea of white comforts. Share, believe, inspire blacks, be.
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November 1, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Post:: And it's that white people commit crimes. The black people are criminal. Ah, Khaleel Mohammed, a gold condemnation of blackness. Yes, that can. I tell you that line whenever. Condemnation of blackness. And Khaleel Mohammed is… #LisaCook #whitepeople #commitcrimes #crimesblack #blackpeople
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And it's that white people commit crimes. The black people are criminal. Ah, Khaleel Mohammed, a gold condemnation of blackness. Yes, that can. I tell you that line whenever. Condemnation of blackness. And Khaleel Mohammed is professor, and he wasn't Harvard, not he left out of protest. Now he's at Princeton. But, um, he. He said that mine in a speech and it's also in his book. But I said, if that is not everything. Widely. Times, but black people are criminals. Meaning white people commit crimes. But that's not who they are. Tiny. Just made a bad decision. Boys will be boys. This is what they do, you know, they're. They're just excited their team won. They're just sat there politician laws, you know. But that's not who they are. But black people are criminals, regardless of whether they've committed crimes or not. We perceived them as criminals. Your very existence is a crime. Liked. And I just had to sit with that. And I really want to be like that. That is the whole ballgame that water racism works. You will never be given a fair shake because you are criminally and that's why. And that's why you shouldn't. And that's why you shoot it to me. Arise within two seconds in Ohio because his mere existence with a toy gun is threatens the idea of white comforts. Share, believe, inspire blacks, be.
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August 28, 2025 at 10:56 AM
#TrumpLogic
#CommitCrimes
#ToCoverUpCrimes
$ElectACriminalAndThisIsWhatYouGet
#ImpeachTrumpAgain
#AllEmemiesForiegnAndDomestic
September 7, 2025 at 12:11 PM