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El-Sayed's elevator pitch is quite compelling
September 11, 2026 at 1:30 AM
El-Sayed's elevator pitch is quite compelling
I have never seen a more compelling argument for modernity.
September 20, 2026 at 6:00 PM
I have never seen a more compelling argument for modernity.
sequel to the hemingway story is less compelling
December 23, 2024 at 2:49 PM
sequel to the hemingway story is less compelling
Whew. That Mamdani has an exceptional speechwriter and is one of the most compelling politicians I’ve seen.
January 1, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Whew. That Mamdani has an exceptional speechwriter and is one of the most compelling politicians I’ve seen.
this signage is so compelling to me. I want more things to look like this please
September 27, 2026 at 3:31 PM
this signage is so compelling to me. I want more things to look like this please
The government’s application was obfuscatory. This opposition brief is clear and compelling.
USAID contractors have urged the Supreme Court to require Trump administration to pay $2 billion for services rendered, as ordered by a federal judge.
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February 28, 2025 at 5:31 PM
The government’s application was obfuscatory. This opposition brief is clear and compelling.
I find the responses here pretty compelling! Point taken, fuck these things
i see Michael's point but we already have bikes and e-bikes, which don't take jobs away from delivery workers, don't clog up sidewalks (ideally) and aren't harvesting your data for creepy surveillance tech firms
Everyone seems to hate these things but aren’t they better for the climate and urban traffic than getting stuff delivered by car?
February 16, 2026 at 5:06 PM
I find the responses here pretty compelling! Point taken, fuck these things
Sam Altman makes a pretty compelling case for nationalizing OpenAI.
ChatGPT boss Sam Altman on AI
"We see a future where intelligence is a utility, like electricity or water, and people buy it from us on a meter"
"We see a future where intelligence is a utility, like electricity or water, and people buy it from us on a meter"
March 13, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Sam Altman makes a pretty compelling case for nationalizing OpenAI.
getting dave portnoy out of new york is one of the most compelling arguments in favor of zohran
November 4, 2025 at 8:55 PM
getting dave portnoy out of new york is one of the most compelling arguments in favor of zohran
I'm sorry I don't find "You shouldn't do subtext anymore because people are stupid" to be a particularly compelling argument
June 20, 2026 at 5:53 PM
I'm sorry I don't find "You shouldn't do subtext anymore because people are stupid" to be a particularly compelling argument
compelling points made by technofascists. damn
July 11, 2026 at 5:22 AM
compelling points made by technofascists. damn
Come to the FFXIV writing room, we have:
July 20, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Come to the FFXIV writing room, we have:
Do you think this is a compelling argument? Do you think you're winning anyone over with this?
September 16, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Do you think this is a compelling argument? Do you think you're winning anyone over with this?
the "this fucking guy" theory of history is extremely compelling!!
i don’t believe in the great man of history theory, but i do kind of believe in a stupid asshole theory of history where one dumb motherfucker ruins things for everyone
May 8, 2025 at 1:03 PM
the "this fucking guy" theory of history is extremely compelling!!
Riveting, compelling, important conversation with fellow unibrow-er Dan Levy
May 19, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Riveting, compelling, important conversation with fellow unibrow-er Dan Levy
I apologize but I find the theology of the Warrior Cats books more compelling than any monotheistic religion.
August 1, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I apologize but I find the theology of the Warrior Cats books more compelling than any monotheistic religion.
Unless and until some kind of compelling legal and moral argument is presented as to why this is a legitimate use of deadly force, this is just…mass murder.
The military has now killed 27 people as if they were enemy soldiers in a war zone and not criminal suspects. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/14/u...
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October 14, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Unless and until some kind of compelling legal and moral argument is presented as to why this is a legitimate use of deadly force, this is just…mass murder.
This is compelling propaganda if you are a fucking moron. truthsocial.com/@Kash/posts/...
July 11, 2026 at 4:13 AM
This is compelling propaganda if you are a fucking moron. truthsocial.com/@Kash/posts/...
Bonkers night for the NBA playoffs, which have already been extremely compelling this year.
May 6, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Bonkers night for the NBA playoffs, which have already been extremely compelling this year.
oh well that's certainly a compelling argument on multiple levels
Rand Paul: "If Donald Trump were the next president -- some say he might run for a third term -- he would be forced to divest everything ... I don't think we want to discourage people like that from holding office."
July 31, 2025 at 2:14 PM
oh well that's certainly a compelling argument on multiple levels
the polling on this must be compelling
July 15, 2025 at 5:44 PM
the polling on this must be compelling
THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A MORE COMPELLING REASON TO VOTE FOR A PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE
Musk said he will shut Twitter down if Kamala wins lol.
November 5, 2024 at 6:26 AM
THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A MORE COMPELLING REASON TO VOTE FOR A PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE
That might be the most compelling thing I've ever watched
September 25, 2026 at 9:33 PM
That might be the most compelling thing I've ever watched
Not especially compelling evidence, huh?
March 28, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Not especially compelling evidence, huh?