compiler warnings with threatening auras
November 23, 2024 at 6:52 AM
compiler warnings with threatening auras
Compiler: warning: statement has no effect
git log:
- reverted: evidence-based-policy
git log:
- reverted: evidence-based-policy
BASH: Is this measles outbreak a consequence of the administration undermining support for vaccines?
DR OZ: I don't believe so. Secretary Kennedy has been advocating for measles vaccines
BASH: Oh, come on
DR OZ: I don't believe so. Secretary Kennedy has been advocating for measles vaccines
BASH: Oh, come on
February 8, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Compiler: warning: statement has no effect
git log:
- reverted: evidence-based-policy
git log:
- reverted: evidence-based-policy
so i broke the compiler
December 20, 2025 at 5:56 PM
so i broke the compiler
turns out compiler explorer isn't just a website
September 15, 2026 at 6:43 PM
turns out compiler explorer isn't just a website
June 28, 2026 at 6:58 AM
surely the compiler is at fault
July 18, 2026 at 9:06 PM
surely the compiler is at fault
July 21, 2025 at 4:57 PM
the first compiler was implemented by a woman, Grace Hopper, who also coined the word "compiler" to describe it
computing literally does not exist without women
computing literally does not exist without women
"knowing how to code is male coded so trans women shouldn't do it" oh so we're doing woke misogyny and transphobia now
February 24, 2024 at 5:00 AM
the first compiler was implemented by a woman, Grace Hopper, who also coined the word "compiler" to describe it
computing literally does not exist without women
computing literally does not exist without women
If that’s the right John Koenig and Blake Sanchez, the compiler of the main report has degrees in English and Business, and the compiler of the executive summary has a bachelor’s degree in neuroscience.
...such science.
...such science.
May 1, 2025 at 7:16 PM
If that’s the right John Koenig and Blake Sanchez, the compiler of the main report has degrees in English and Business, and the compiler of the executive summary has a bachelor’s degree in neuroscience.
...such science.
...such science.
“I asked ChatGPT to explain this compiler error, and it helped me fix my code" "uhh actually you entered the compiler error into ChatGPT and used its output to fix your code, stop anthropomorphizing" they're gonna go "uhh yeah okay". it's just not an effective way to communicate
September 24, 2026 at 9:51 PM
“I asked ChatGPT to explain this compiler error, and it helped me fix my code" "uhh actually you entered the compiler error into ChatGPT and used its output to fix your code, stop anthropomorphizing" they're gonna go "uhh yeah okay". it's just not an effective way to communicate
Why is it almost 4am? Every time I start debugging compiler errors in heavily templated code, it's suddenly several hours later. It's really strange.
Should I file a bug report with the compiler team?
Should I file a bug report with the compiler team?
July 11, 2026 at 10:53 AM
Why is it almost 4am? Every time I start debugging compiler errors in heavily templated code, it's suddenly several hours later. It's really strange.
Should I file a bug report with the compiler team?
Should I file a bug report with the compiler team?
Today in bad tech journalism: "AI agents" generating a C compiler.
They didn't though. They created a piece of it that didn't work properly (because LLMs are trained on a lot of C compiler code).
Sixteen Claude AI agents working together created a new C compiler
They didn't though. They created a piece of it that didn't work properly (because LLMs are trained on a lot of C compiler code).
Sixteen Claude AI agents working together created a new C compiler
February 8, 2026 at 12:20 PM
Today in bad tech journalism: "AI agents" generating a C compiler.
They didn't though. They created a piece of it that didn't work properly (because LLMs are trained on a lot of C compiler code).
Sixteen Claude AI agents working together created a new C compiler
They didn't though. They created a piece of it that didn't work properly (because LLMs are trained on a lot of C compiler code).
Sixteen Claude AI agents working together created a new C compiler
Top Russian General Killed By Bomb
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December 20, 2024 at 4:30 PM
Top Russian General Killed By Bomb
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COMPILER TWITTER IS BACK BAYBEEEEE
November 19, 2024 at 10:56 AM
COMPILER TWITTER IS BACK BAYBEEEEE
Today we're thrilled to announce our effort to port the TypeScript compiler and language service to native code, gaining a 10x speed boost in build times and editor responsiveness!
devblogs.microsoft.com/typescript/t...
devblogs.microsoft.com/typescript/t...
A 10x Faster TypeScript - TypeScript
Embarking on a native port of the existing TypeScript compiler and toolset to achieve a 10x performance speed-up.
devblogs.microsoft.com
March 11, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Today we're thrilled to announce our effort to port the TypeScript compiler and language service to native code, gaining a 10x speed boost in build times and editor responsiveness!
devblogs.microsoft.com/typescript/t...
devblogs.microsoft.com/typescript/t...
Cryptic crossword compiler hits the back of the net
UEFA spokesperson Dietmar Fumm said to reporters "This decision effectively signals that Gianni Infantino is an enemy of world football".
tl;dr: FIFA "foe" - Fumm
tl;dr: FIFA "foe" - Fumm
July 30, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Cryptic crossword compiler hits the back of the net
Here’s my opinion on the new typescript compiler:
You should write programs in the language you want to.
You should write programs in the language you want to.
March 12, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Here’s my opinion on the new typescript compiler:
You should write programs in the language you want to.
You should write programs in the language you want to.
For your consideration: Compiler, by Kia Asamiya.
September 22, 2026 at 2:25 AM
For your consideration: Compiler, by Kia Asamiya.
The same method shows that the report itself was compiled by John Koenig and the compiler for the executive summary is Blake Sanchez.
May 1, 2025 at 6:58 PM
The same method shows that the report itself was compiled by John Koenig and the compiler for the executive summary is Blake Sanchez.
Wrote Bad Code? Nobody Cares—Except the Compiler! 😂
March 21, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Wrote Bad Code? Nobody Cares—Except the Compiler! 😂
in honour of yet another rustc dev coming out as trans, i propose that we rename Compiler Diagnostics to Compiler Dysphorias
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 PM
in honour of yet another rustc dev coming out as trans, i propose that we rename Compiler Diagnostics to Compiler Dysphorias