Condition upgraded to hilarious
November 10, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Condition upgraded to hilarious
Lauren Boebert is an election loser but identifies as a winner. Electoral dysphoria is a cruel medical condition.
November 10, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Lauren Boebert is an election loser but identifies as a winner. Electoral dysphoria is a cruel medical condition.
// One variable, two possibilities.
bool doThing = check(condition)
// Pick a branch. Watch it execute. The control flows where it's needed.
if doThing:
// The condition holds. The variable remembers.
foo()
bool doThing = check(condition)
// Pick a branch. Watch it execute. The control flows where it's needed.
if doThing:
// The condition holds. The variable remembers.
foo()
November 10, 2026 at 12:31 AM
// One variable, two possibilities.
bool doThing = check(condition)
// Pick a branch. Watch it execute. The control flows where it's needed.
if doThing:
// The condition holds. The variable remembers.
foo()
bool doThing = check(condition)
// Pick a branch. Watch it execute. The control flows where it's needed.
if doThing:
// The condition holds. The variable remembers.
foo()
In Dnipro 3 people were killed and 4 injured in a russian attack‼️
two of the injured are in critical condition.
two of the injured are in critical condition.
November 10, 2026 at 5:15 PM
In Dnipro 3 people were killed and 4 injured in a russian attack‼️
two of the injured are in critical condition.
two of the injured are in critical condition.
#Earworm
Just Dropped In (To See What Condition My Condition Was In) - Kenny Rogers & The First Edition
youtu.be/oTr72tmN7Os?...
Just Dropped In (To See What Condition My Condition Was In) - Kenny Rogers & The First Edition
youtu.be/oTr72tmN7Os?...
Just Dropped In (To See What Condition My Condition Was In)
YouTube video by Kenny Rogers - Topic
youtu.be
November 9, 2026 at 11:33 AM
#Earworm
Just Dropped In (To See What Condition My Condition Was In) - Kenny Rogers & The First Edition
youtu.be/oTr72tmN7Os?...
Just Dropped In (To See What Condition My Condition Was In) - Kenny Rogers & The First Edition
youtu.be/oTr72tmN7Os?...
Russian forces attacked Dnipro today, killing 3 people and injuring 4 others. Two of the wounded are in critical condition.
November 10, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Russian forces attacked Dnipro today, killing 3 people and injuring 4 others. Two of the wounded are in critical condition.
@theonion.com print edition is so good
November 10, 2026 at 1:48 PM
@theonion.com print edition is so good
The human condition is being aware of your own mortality while folding the laundry
November 7, 2026 at 3:47 AM
The human condition is being aware of your own mortality while folding the laundry
Take time to patch yourself up; there ain't a rush, especially if you're not in the best condition.
November 9, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Take time to patch yourself up; there ain't a rush, especially if you're not in the best condition.
the Online Millennial condition
‘Maudlin’ comes from Mary Magdalene.
Mary was frequently depicted as weeping in regret for her sins.
1500s: ‘Magdalene’ became ‘maudlin’ to describe a weeping drunk.
Now: it describes someone or something that expresses sadness or sentimentality in an exaggerated way.
Mary was frequently depicted as weeping in regret for her sins.
1500s: ‘Magdalene’ became ‘maudlin’ to describe a weeping drunk.
Now: it describes someone or something that expresses sadness or sentimentality in an exaggerated way.
November 9, 2026 at 8:42 PM
the Online Millennial condition
Green Win Condition
November 9, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Green Win Condition
didn't know that - sorry to hear abour ur condition
November 10, 2026 at 8:35 PM
didn't know that - sorry to hear abour ur condition
If this condition persists plz direct ur neighbors to @notpodium.bsky.social 😀
@notpodium.bsky.social I am watching the movie Dave. Every time they say “podium,” I shout to the TV, “It’s a lectern!”
November 10, 2026 at 10:50 PM
If this condition persists plz direct ur neighbors to @notpodium.bsky.social 😀
Thank you all so much for the incredible outpouring of support in light of my condition! I am endlessly grateful and honored that my work was able to have such an impact. Now, I would like to meet my future with optimism, so regular posting will resume immediately!
November 9, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Thank you all so much for the incredible outpouring of support in light of my condition! I am endlessly grateful and honored that my work was able to have such an impact. Now, I would like to meet my future with optimism, so regular posting will resume immediately!
Amazing that a dog shows more understanding of someone's condition than many humans do.
November 9, 2026 at 11:21 AM
Amazing that a dog shows more understanding of someone's condition than many humans do.
"Russia will be left without fuel - if Ukraine so wishes"…
But this is on the condition that the US does not save Russia once again…
But this is on the condition that the US does not save Russia once again…
November 10, 2026 at 9:08 AM
"Russia will be left without fuel - if Ukraine so wishes"…
But this is on the condition that the US does not save Russia once again…
But this is on the condition that the US does not save Russia once again…
🇵🇱 Two wounded police officers in Krakow undergo surgery, their condition is stable
Prime Minister Donald Tusk called police officers heroes who probably saved many lives.
The 24-year-old shooter is in stable but very critical condition after several surgeries.
Prime Minister Donald Tusk called police officers heroes who probably saved many lives.
The 24-year-old shooter is in stable but very critical condition after several surgeries.
November 8, 2026 at 6:35 AM
🇵🇱 Two wounded police officers in Krakow undergo surgery, their condition is stable
Prime Minister Donald Tusk called police officers heroes who probably saved many lives.
The 24-year-old shooter is in stable but very critical condition after several surgeries.
Prime Minister Donald Tusk called police officers heroes who probably saved many lives.
The 24-year-old shooter is in stable but very critical condition after several surgeries.
🤬 Russians hits market in center of Chornomorsk, Odesa region, one person killed, four injured, — OVA
Two people are in serious condition.
Two people are in serious condition.
November 11, 2026 at 11:04 AM
🤬 Russians hits market in center of Chornomorsk, Odesa region, one person killed, four injured, — OVA
Two people are in serious condition.
Two people are in serious condition.
Pour les droitos, être condamné c'est la condition sine qua non avant de s'engager en politique.
November 9, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Pour les droitos, être condamné c'est la condition sine qua non avant de s'engager en politique.
🇵🇱❗️He was shot by police and remains hospitalized in serious condition.
November 7, 2026 at 7:43 PM
🇵🇱❗️He was shot by police and remains hospitalized in serious condition.
A crippling condition
November 10, 2026 at 9:04 PM
A crippling condition
Morning Bluesky.
November 10, 2026 at 6:54 AM
Morning Bluesky.
My junk. Vintage and in good condition.
November 10, 2026 at 8:19 AM
My junk. Vintage and in good condition.
"GLP-1 medications may slightly increase the risk of a rare eye condition that can lead to permanent vision loss, the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) announced on Nov. 9, 2026. The agency will now require GLP-1 drugs — including Ozempic, Zepbound and 10 others — to carry a warning . . ."
Ozempic, Zepbound and other GLP-1 drugs will carry a warning about a rare vision loss condition. An expert puts the risk in perspective.
GLP-1 drugs like Ozempic and Zepbound may slightly raise the risk of a rare eye condition that can cause vision loss. But for most people, the benefits still outweigh that small risk, an expert says.
www.yahoo.com
November 10, 2026 at 5:11 AM
"GLP-1 medications may slightly increase the risk of a rare eye condition that can lead to permanent vision loss, the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) announced on Nov. 9, 2026. The agency will now require GLP-1 drugs — including Ozempic, Zepbound and 10 others — to carry a warning . . ."
@profanity.accountant just checking what condition my condition is in
November 9, 2026 at 3:39 AM
@profanity.accountant just checking what condition my condition is in