February 21, 2026 at 5:37 AM
##confessToCyn is for when you really must vent
Nobody can be happy all the time.
It's why @wulfhelm.bsky.social is the guvnor
Blunt but
Honest
Sharp, mentally &
Knives
Nobody can be happy all the time.
It's why @wulfhelm.bsky.social is the guvnor
Blunt but
Honest
Sharp, mentally &
Knives
August 22, 2025 at 5:31 PM
##confessToCyn is for when you really must vent
Nobody can be happy all the time.
It's why @wulfhelm.bsky.social is the guvnor
Blunt but
Honest
Sharp, mentally &
Knives
Nobody can be happy all the time.
It's why @wulfhelm.bsky.social is the guvnor
Blunt but
Honest
Sharp, mentally &
Knives
April 17, 2026 at 4:47 PM
May 10, 2026 at 7:34 PM
I'm the cardinal of cynicism
Spuddibaby is distracted by the kicky ball.
#confessToCyn is open all #caturday
Spuddibaby is distracted by the kicky ball.
#confessToCyn is open all #caturday
June 20, 2026 at 8:34 AM
I'm the cardinal of cynicism
Spuddibaby is distracted by the kicky ball.
#confessToCyn is open all #caturday
Spuddibaby is distracted by the kicky ball.
#confessToCyn is open all #caturday
October 21, 2025 at 6:41 AM
I'm hoping for more #confessToCyn sessions
#zaddies
#zummies* and those who just want
#mateDates
Ideas, experiences very welcome 🙏
*zummies
Yes, I make up my own words
😆
#shitposting is my thang
#zaddies
#zummies* and those who just want
#mateDates
Ideas, experiences very welcome 🙏
*zummies
Yes, I make up my own words
😆
#shitposting is my thang
June 17, 2026 at 7:25 AM
I'm hoping for more #confessToCyn sessions
#zaddies
#zummies* and those who just want
#mateDates
Ideas, experiences very welcome 🙏
*zummies
Yes, I make up my own words
😆
#shitposting is my thang
#zaddies
#zummies* and those who just want
#mateDates
Ideas, experiences very welcome 🙏
*zummies
Yes, I make up my own words
😆
#shitposting is my thang
That's fkin epic
I declare this best
"Dummass" move so far today
International challenge
Tell us
#confessToCyn
What's your silliest
Doh! Moment?
I declare this best
"Dummass" move so far today
International challenge
Tell us
#confessToCyn
What's your silliest
Doh! Moment?
September 27, 2025 at 1:31 PM
That's fkin epic
I declare this best
"Dummass" move so far today
International challenge
Tell us
#confessToCyn
What's your silliest
Doh! Moment?
I declare this best
"Dummass" move so far today
International challenge
Tell us
#confessToCyn
What's your silliest
Doh! Moment?
@tarquinfauntleroy.bsky.social
I'm coming to you
For suggestion two
Will poo it be?
#anagrams
#confessToCyn
#Thursday
I'm coming to you
For suggestion two
Will poo it be?
#anagrams
#confessToCyn
#Thursday
February 12, 2026 at 9:28 AM
@tarquinfauntleroy.bsky.social
I'm coming to you
For suggestion two
Will poo it be?
#anagrams
#confessToCyn
#Thursday
I'm coming to you
For suggestion two
Will poo it be?
#anagrams
#confessToCyn
#Thursday
April 5, 2026 at 11:46 PM
So does @dutytorturer.bsky.social have a licence?
Ooooooh
Deep
I have a loo related #confessToCyn this week
Ooooooh
Deep
I have a loo related #confessToCyn this week
July 26, 2026 at 3:15 PM
So does @dutytorturer.bsky.social have a licence?
Ooooooh
Deep
I have a loo related #confessToCyn this week
Ooooooh
Deep
I have a loo related #confessToCyn this week
😆 🤣
It's #confessToCyn Sunday
Who hasn't dropped an eggs one this week?
I hit the pickles and #cheese too
It's #confessToCyn Sunday
Who hasn't dropped an eggs one this week?
I hit the pickles and #cheese too
July 26, 2026 at 2:42 PM
😆 🤣
It's #confessToCyn Sunday
Who hasn't dropped an eggs one this week?
I hit the pickles and #cheese too
It's #confessToCyn Sunday
Who hasn't dropped an eggs one this week?
I hit the pickles and #cheese too
#wulferhampton
Your spudliness needs extra love and laughs today!
What can you, as his devoted congregation contribute to the cause?
Only funny or profound posts till lunchtime please
Or else!
#confessToCyn and extra #choirpractice will be scheduled 📅
Your spudliness needs extra love and laughs today!
What can you, as his devoted congregation contribute to the cause?
Only funny or profound posts till lunchtime please
Or else!
#confessToCyn and extra #choirpractice will be scheduled 📅
September 6, 2025 at 9:13 AM
#wulferhampton
Your spudliness needs extra love and laughs today!
What can you, as his devoted congregation contribute to the cause?
Only funny or profound posts till lunchtime please
Or else!
#confessToCyn and extra #choirpractice will be scheduled 📅
Your spudliness needs extra love and laughs today!
What can you, as his devoted congregation contribute to the cause?
Only funny or profound posts till lunchtime please
Or else!
#confessToCyn and extra #choirpractice will be scheduled 📅
July 26, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Good man, secret to a long and interesting relationship
Should we have a ##confessToCyn tonight?
Before we rejoice in #fuckofffriday with a clear heart??
Should we have a ##confessToCyn tonight?
Before we rejoice in #fuckofffriday with a clear heart??
January 15, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Good man, secret to a long and interesting relationship
Should we have a ##confessToCyn tonight?
Before we rejoice in #fuckofffriday with a clear heart??
Should we have a ##confessToCyn tonight?
Before we rejoice in #fuckofffriday with a clear heart??
ÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWRRRROOOOOOOOOGA
@wulfhelm.bsky.social after you "retired" the court psychiatrist
Where did we decide to recruit from this year??
#mental Health Check
OK
Who gone fucking nuts this week?
##confessToCyn
@wulfhelm.bsky.social after you "retired" the court psychiatrist
Where did we decide to recruit from this year??
#mental Health Check
OK
Who gone fucking nuts this week?
##confessToCyn
May 15, 2026 at 2:22 PM
ÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWRRRROOOOOOOOOGA
@wulfhelm.bsky.social after you "retired" the court psychiatrist
Where did we decide to recruit from this year??
#mental Health Check
OK
Who gone fucking nuts this week?
##confessToCyn
@wulfhelm.bsky.social after you "retired" the court psychiatrist
Where did we decide to recruit from this year??
#mental Health Check
OK
Who gone fucking nuts this week?
##confessToCyn
February 11, 2026 at 10:01 PM
'Have you been injured by an aggressive gusset that wasn't your fault?'
March 2, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Or did it el squiggles?
😆
You know Sunday is
##confessToCyn day
I've got a corker fir you and @tarquinfauntleroy.bsky.social this week
😆
You know Sunday is
##confessToCyn day
I've got a corker fir you and @tarquinfauntleroy.bsky.social this week
July 26, 2026 at 12:27 PM
Or did it el squiggles?
😆
You know Sunday is
##confessToCyn day
I've got a corker fir you and @tarquinfauntleroy.bsky.social this week
😆
You know Sunday is
##confessToCyn day
I've got a corker fir you and @tarquinfauntleroy.bsky.social this week
April 28, 2026 at 3:19 PM
You're laughing
But are you married?
If so, how many times
😆 🤣
#confesstocyn
Is open.
Nothing like pointing out someone's romantic failures to them to get that
Blissful
Silence 🔕
@ashashman1.bsky.social
Incoming sinners
Get ready
But are you married?
If so, how many times
😆 🤣
#confesstocyn
Is open.
Nothing like pointing out someone's romantic failures to them to get that
Blissful
Silence 🔕
@ashashman1.bsky.social
Incoming sinners
Get ready
October 14, 2025 at 7:56 AM
You're laughing
But are you married?
If so, how many times
😆 🤣
#confesstocyn
Is open.
Nothing like pointing out someone's romantic failures to them to get that
Blissful
Silence 🔕
@ashashman1.bsky.social
Incoming sinners
Get ready
But are you married?
If so, how many times
😆 🤣
#confesstocyn
Is open.
Nothing like pointing out someone's romantic failures to them to get that
Blissful
Silence 🔕
@ashashman1.bsky.social
Incoming sinners
Get ready
Bless you #ladybish
I'll be making all communications
Verbally
Or with
#chooooons
#memes
Or obviously
In blood!
I will accept
##confessToCyn issues via this poxy Internet #fandangledfuckwiterrysocialmedia bollocks
I'll be making all communications
Verbally
Or with
#chooooons
#memes
Or obviously
In blood!
I will accept
##confessToCyn issues via this poxy Internet #fandangledfuckwiterrysocialmedia bollocks
August 24, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Bless you #ladybish
I'll be making all communications
Verbally
Or with
#chooooons
#memes
Or obviously
In blood!
I will accept
##confessToCyn issues via this poxy Internet #fandangledfuckwiterrysocialmedia bollocks
I'll be making all communications
Verbally
Or with
#chooooons
#memes
Or obviously
In blood!
I will accept
##confessToCyn issues via this poxy Internet #fandangledfuckwiterrysocialmedia bollocks
Pay attention
You can be told to fuck off on any say, but we like a group moan and swear up xx
Today's #confessToCyn will be
What's the single most painful thing you've done?
@theselectfyrd.bsky.social
Was it broken ribs?
You can be told to fuck off on any say, but we like a group moan and swear up xx
Today's #confessToCyn will be
What's the single most painful thing you've done?
@theselectfyrd.bsky.social
Was it broken ribs?
October 3, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Pay attention
You can be told to fuck off on any say, but we like a group moan and swear up xx
Today's #confessToCyn will be
What's the single most painful thing you've done?
@theselectfyrd.bsky.social
Was it broken ribs?
You can be told to fuck off on any say, but we like a group moan and swear up xx
Today's #confessToCyn will be
What's the single most painful thing you've done?
@theselectfyrd.bsky.social
Was it broken ribs?
#confessToCyn is an assured and discrete service
No point arguing over it.
What she doesn't know etc.
Take a couple of extra stiff drinks and say 2 Hail #cheeses
No point arguing over it.
What she doesn't know etc.
Take a couple of extra stiff drinks and say 2 Hail #cheeses
September 1, 2025 at 12:53 AM
#confessToCyn is an assured and discrete service
No point arguing over it.
What she doesn't know etc.
Take a couple of extra stiff drinks and say 2 Hail #cheeses
No point arguing over it.
What she doesn't know etc.
Take a couple of extra stiff drinks and say 2 Hail #cheeses
Morning spuddibaby
And #fuckofffriday greetings
#confessToCyn before the weekend will be directly after
A. I give a shit
B. Bretwalda declares #fuckofffriday open
C. Coffee
Bacon sarnies it is then!
And #fuckofffriday greetings
#confessToCyn before the weekend will be directly after
A. I give a shit
B. Bretwalda declares #fuckofffriday open
C. Coffee
Bacon sarnies it is then!
January 16, 2026 at 10:20 AM
Morning spuddibaby
And #fuckofffriday greetings
#confessToCyn before the weekend will be directly after
A. I give a shit
B. Bretwalda declares #fuckofffriday open
C. Coffee
Bacon sarnies it is then!
And #fuckofffriday greetings
#confessToCyn before the weekend will be directly after
A. I give a shit
B. Bretwalda declares #fuckofffriday open
C. Coffee
Bacon sarnies it is then!