Wow. That got awkward fast, even considering the participants.
June 1, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Wow. That got awkward fast, even considering the participants.
Narrator: They are not considering the offer.
May 28, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Narrator: They are not considering the offer.
SCOTUS: considering race as one factor in a college applicant's file is blatantly unconstitutional
ALSO SCOTUS: considering race as one factor in targeting whom to detain and deport is cool cool cool
ALSO SCOTUS: considering race as one factor in targeting whom to detain and deport is cool cool cool
September 8, 2025 at 4:43 PM
SCOTUS: considering race as one factor in a college applicant's file is blatantly unconstitutional
ALSO SCOTUS: considering race as one factor in targeting whom to detain and deport is cool cool cool
ALSO SCOTUS: considering race as one factor in targeting whom to detain and deport is cool cool cool
Considering... tigersona...
May 15, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Considering... tigersona...
Lazy Sunday. Oil, 22x28 inches. Considering offers.
November 19, 2024 at 7:03 PM
Lazy Sunday. Oil, 22x28 inches. Considering offers.
God Considering Moving Dinosaurs To Separate Area Of Heaven https://theonion.com/god-considering-moving-dinosaurs-to-separate-area-of-he-1847722962/
March 22, 2026 at 3:00 PM
God Considering Moving Dinosaurs To Separate Area Of Heaven https://theonion.com/god-considering-moving-dinosaurs-to-separate-area-of-he-1847722962/
Paramount is openly considering what is essentially bribery
February 4, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Paramount is openly considering what is essentially bribery
i think cuomo did well considering he couldn’t campaign while the sun was up
June 25, 2025 at 2:14 AM
i think cuomo did well considering he couldn’t campaign while the sun was up
Rep. @justinjpearson.bsky.social : “The Memphis city council just announced they’re considering a pause on future data centers… considering a moratorium… please go to the council Tuesday…”
August 15, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Rep. @justinjpearson.bsky.social : “The Memphis city council just announced they’re considering a pause on future data centers… considering a moratorium… please go to the council Tuesday…”
They are not considering the offer; they are laughing at it
May 28, 2025 at 11:00 AM
They are not considering the offer; they are laughing at it
Again, worth at the last considering the possibility that he’s a malevolent idiot who has no idea what he’s doing.
April 7, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Again, worth at the last considering the possibility that he’s a malevolent idiot who has no idea what he’s doing.
Trump is considering executive action to dismantle the U.S. Department of Education
February 4, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Trump is considering executive action to dismantle the U.S. Department of Education
CONSIDERING LEGAL ACTION
Very much enjoying this advert on the back of the bus in front of mine, and wondering how many other people's minds will go straight to @chucktingle.bsky.social artwork: this could be straight off the cover of something called Impounded In The Butt By My Haughty Domineering Wheel Clamp
![You forgot to tax your car
Now we're both stuck here.
[picture of a yellow wheel clamp on a car tyre, a haughty looking face has been photoshopped on to the wheel clamp]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:tzkttulzcpjkfy2ohmblfcnf/bafkreifmkrfnl46j4gzfmyqdjjhbph3h2lmoxlq2lq5dgdot77v6lejcy4)
June 15, 2026 at 1:25 PM
CONSIDERING LEGAL ACTION
Worth considering that one reason Bluesky doesn't always feel super fun is that current events are relentlessly horrifying and bad
June 12, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Worth considering that one reason Bluesky doesn't always feel super fun is that current events are relentlessly horrifying and bad
I knew it! The White House is considering SUSPENDING HABEAS CORPUS. And here I thought I was being paranoid.
May 9, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I knew it! The White House is considering SUSPENDING HABEAS CORPUS. And here I thought I was being paranoid.
considering a new look
March 12, 2026 at 6:15 AM
considering a new look
Insecure, Frustrated Bully With Something To Prove Considering Career In Law Enforcement https://theonion.com/insecure-frustrated-bully-with-something-to-prove-cons-1819575405/
March 26, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Insecure, Frustrated Bully With Something To Prove Considering Career In Law Enforcement https://theonion.com/insecure-frustrated-bully-with-something-to-prove-cons-1819575405/
BREAKING: American evangelicals are considering worshiping Satan after discovering how woke Jesus Christ was.
July 1, 2025 at 9:35 PM
BREAKING: American evangelicals are considering worshiping Satan after discovering how woke Jesus Christ was.
Insecure, Frustrated Bully With Something To Prove Considering Career In Law Enforcement https://theonion.com/insecure-frustrated-bully-with-something-to-prove-cons-1819575405/
January 8, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Insecure, Frustrated Bully With Something To Prove Considering Career In Law Enforcement https://theonion.com/insecure-frustrated-bully-with-something-to-prove-cons-1819575405/
If you’re a Democrat in Congress who is considering supporting Trump’s illegal war in Iran, please consider self-immolation instead.
February 28, 2026 at 8:26 AM
If you’re a Democrat in Congress who is considering supporting Trump’s illegal war in Iran, please consider self-immolation instead.
Sen Alex Padilla is reportedly considering a run for California governor.
Me: Yes, please!
Me: Yes, please!
August 27, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Sen Alex Padilla is reportedly considering a run for California governor.
Me: Yes, please!
Me: Yes, please!
I’m considering the pursuit of Pool Boy Services btw
September 25, 2026 at 7:05 PM
I’m considering the pursuit of Pool Boy Services btw
Bonus goofy sfx version that I was considering!
September 24, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Bonus goofy sfx version that I was considering!
Especially historic considering some of Johns Hopkins history:
September 27, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Especially historic considering some of Johns Hopkins history:
weird that epstein wrote a suicide note, considering that he didn't kill himself
May 6, 2026 at 11:51 PM
weird that epstein wrote a suicide note, considering that he didn't kill himself