Suella Braverman has accomplished the Contortionists' Grand Slam:
To have your foot in your mouth and your head in your ass at the same time.
Call Guinness!!!
To have your foot in your mouth and your head in your ass at the same time.
Call Guinness!!!
October 2, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Suella Braverman has accomplished the Contortionists' Grand Slam:
To have your foot in your mouth and your head in your ass at the same time.
Call Guinness!!!
To have your foot in your mouth and your head in your ass at the same time.
Call Guinness!!!
They are contortionists when it comes to stuff like that.
October 2, 2026 at 2:44 PM
They are contortionists when it comes to stuff like that.
Do you like watching acrobats and contortionists at the circus, bending in impossible directions and twisting themselves in knots?
Then you’ll love DOJ’s secret legal memo seeking to justify the lethal boat strikes, if this case manages to declassify it.
www.aclu.org/press-releas...
Then you’ll love DOJ’s secret legal memo seeking to justify the lethal boat strikes, if this case manages to declassify it.
www.aclu.org/press-releas...
Court Rejects Bulk of Trump Administration's Rationale for Keeping Boat Strikes Memo Secret | American Civil Liberties Union
As the government continues to bomb civilians in the Caribbean and Eastern Pacific, this decision ordering in camera review of the memo is a crucial win...
www.aclu.org
October 1, 2026 at 10:41 AM
Do you like watching acrobats and contortionists at the circus, bending in impossible directions and twisting themselves in knots?
Then you’ll love DOJ’s secret legal memo seeking to justify the lethal boat strikes, if this case manages to declassify it.
www.aclu.org/press-releas...
Then you’ll love DOJ’s secret legal memo seeking to justify the lethal boat strikes, if this case manages to declassify it.
www.aclu.org/press-releas...
Been on The Contortionists ride for the past days. Straight up magical.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YynI...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YynI...
Ebb & Flow
YouTube video by The Contortionist - Topic
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September 30, 2026 at 9:30 AM
Been on The Contortionists ride for the past days. Straight up magical.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YynI...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YynI...
I don't think I even knew they were related before now.
My guess is it's just because contortionists are usually extremely thin and folks don't have much context for "hypermobile" beyond that.
My guess is it's just because contortionists are usually extremely thin and folks don't have much context for "hypermobile" beyond that.
September 29, 2026 at 4:59 PM
I don't think I even knew they were related before now.
My guess is it's just because contortionists are usually extremely thin and folks don't have much context for "hypermobile" beyond that.
My guess is it's just because contortionists are usually extremely thin and folks don't have much context for "hypermobile" beyond that.
A lie I could handle, but it’s like trying to take the letters out of a stick of rock. Even the most adept logical contortionists would struggle with it.
September 27, 2026 at 10:53 AM
A lie I could handle, but it’s like trying to take the letters out of a stick of rock. Even the most adept logical contortionists would struggle with it.
contortionists making prank back pain relief stretch reels
September 26, 2026 at 8:20 PM
contortionists making prank back pain relief stretch reels
They are often similar to what you might expect from a carnival or a side show. Something that people can enter and leave at any time, for short periods. That grab the attention, but don't require much time, as people are on the move.
Contortionists and fire eaters are currently very popular 🧵
Contortionists and fire eaters are currently very popular 🧵
September 23, 2026 at 9:02 PM
They are often similar to what you might expect from a carnival or a side show. Something that people can enter and leave at any time, for short periods. That grab the attention, but don't require much time, as people are on the move.
Contortionists and fire eaters are currently very popular 🧵
Contortionists and fire eaters are currently very popular 🧵
Professional contortionists are jealous
The British right has now descended to the point where 'the England team are not English' is becoming the consensus position
September 23, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Professional contortionists are jealous
September 22, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Cat contortionists are a thing! 😂
September 22, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Cat contortionists are a thing! 😂
My favorite was the Virgin America video before they were acquired by Alaskan Airlines. Singing, dancing, rap, breakdancing, contortionists, kids, and a nun. Oh, and no plane, just a set: youtu.be/z1A5BtqsaPM
Todrick Hall - Virgin America Safety Video #VXsafetydance
YouTube video by todrickhall
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September 22, 2026 at 1:39 AM
My favorite was the Virgin America video before they were acquired by Alaskan Airlines. Singing, dancing, rap, breakdancing, contortionists, kids, and a nun. Oh, and no plane, just a set: youtu.be/z1A5BtqsaPM
Aslan played by a team of three horrifying, mute French contortionists who never fully break physical contact, their wiggling fingers serving as the lion's teeth
Let Guillermo del Toro direct the Narnia movies, you cowards
September 19, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Aslan played by a team of three horrifying, mute French contortionists who never fully break physical contact, their wiggling fingers serving as the lion's teeth
I also have a webcomic with these doods called Deck! It's basically what happens when someone who read an unhealthy amount of shonen manga wants to draw fight scenes :D
You can read it here:
ComicFury: deck.the-comic.org/comics/1/#co...
Tapas: tapas.io/series/rigge...
You can read it here:
ComicFury: deck.the-comic.org/comics/1/#co...
Tapas: tapas.io/series/rigge...
September 19, 2026 at 4:09 AM
I also have a webcomic with these doods called Deck! It's basically what happens when someone who read an unhealthy amount of shonen manga wants to draw fight scenes :D
You can read it here:
ComicFury: deck.the-comic.org/comics/1/#co...
Tapas: tapas.io/series/rigge...
You can read it here:
ComicFury: deck.the-comic.org/comics/1/#co...
Tapas: tapas.io/series/rigge...
Woodpeckers sure are contortionists!
September 17, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Woodpeckers sure are contortionists!
New from Symphony: Bellingham Symphony Orchestra Announces 2026-27 Season
Bellingham Symphony Orchestra Announces 2026-27 Season - Symphony
In Monday’s (9/14) WhatComTalk.com (Whatcom County, Washington), Margaret Bikman writes, “When the Bellingham Symphony Orchestra opens its season on October 4, musicians will share the Mount Baker Theatre stage with several acrobats, jugglers, and contortionists from the Shoestring Circus. It’s the latest example of BSO executive director Gail Ridenour’s guiding philosophy …. In planning the BSO’s... Read more »
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September 16, 2026 at 5:00 PM
New from Symphony: Bellingham Symphony Orchestra Announces 2026-27 Season
I like some DSA positions. I really do.
However, on some stuff, like Ukraine and NATO, it makes me wonder if they are contortionists because that would explain how they get heads so far up their asses.
However, on some stuff, like Ukraine and NATO, it makes me wonder if they are contortionists because that would explain how they get heads so far up their asses.
September 14, 2026 at 2:40 AM
I like some DSA positions. I really do.
However, on some stuff, like Ukraine and NATO, it makes me wonder if they are contortionists because that would explain how they get heads so far up their asses.
However, on some stuff, like Ukraine and NATO, it makes me wonder if they are contortionists because that would explain how they get heads so far up their asses.
Want to see MAGA turn into mental contortionists?
Talk about the Houthis getting a lot of US equipment from their latest op.
Talk about the Houthis getting a lot of US equipment from their latest op.
September 13, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Want to see MAGA turn into mental contortionists?
Talk about the Houthis getting a lot of US equipment from their latest op.
Talk about the Houthis getting a lot of US equipment from their latest op.
Cats are contortionists, nature did good
Sometimes I truly believe they can move betweeeeeen dimensions but they are also earthbound and need to groom like us, a fellow mammal
Happy #Caturdsy
my gratitude for cats is ever present 🙏🥰🙏 even on the verge of WWIII. Ha ha ha 😬
Sometimes I truly believe they can move betweeeeeen dimensions but they are also earthbound and need to groom like us, a fellow mammal
Happy #Caturdsy
my gratitude for cats is ever present 🙏🥰🙏 even on the verge of WWIII. Ha ha ha 😬
September 12, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Cats are contortionists, nature did good
Sometimes I truly believe they can move betweeeeeen dimensions but they are also earthbound and need to groom like us, a fellow mammal
Happy #Caturdsy
my gratitude for cats is ever present 🙏🥰🙏 even on the verge of WWIII. Ha ha ha 😬
Sometimes I truly believe they can move betweeeeeen dimensions but they are also earthbound and need to groom like us, a fellow mammal
Happy #Caturdsy
my gratitude for cats is ever present 🙏🥰🙏 even on the verge of WWIII. Ha ha ha 😬
September 12, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Contortionists of the mind and soul
September 12, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Contortionists of the mind and soul
The teaser trailer was abysmal
The most generically paced jumpscare buildup, and the "scare" itself would maybe freak me out if I was mentally stuck at age 5 and thought contortionists were scary
The most generically paced jumpscare buildup, and the "scare" itself would maybe freak me out if I was mentally stuck at age 5 and thought contortionists were scary
September 11, 2026 at 7:44 PM
The teaser trailer was abysmal
The most generically paced jumpscare buildup, and the "scare" itself would maybe freak me out if I was mentally stuck at age 5 and thought contortionists were scary
The most generically paced jumpscare buildup, and the "scare" itself would maybe freak me out if I was mentally stuck at age 5 and thought contortionists were scary
The Oct. 30 event will feature fire dancers, contortionists, live music, dinner, dancing and after-hours access to the Delaware River mansion.
Masquerade Ball at Glen Foerd will transform its historic estate into a Carnival of Curiosities
The Oct. 30 event will feature fire dancers, contortionists, live music, dinner, dancing and after-hours access to the Delaware River mansion.
bit.ly
September 8, 2026 at 12:58 AM
The Oct. 30 event will feature fire dancers, contortionists, live music, dinner, dancing and after-hours access to the Delaware River mansion.
Wow! I found a 2023 winter drawing I once shared with a very good friend! Originally a satirical drawing to reflect theatrical contortionists aggressive “modernism” when I had a conflict with a prof (actually I like her)! Then I search for inspiration which led to watch Mathilda!
September 6, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Wow! I found a 2023 winter drawing I once shared with a very good friend! Originally a satirical drawing to reflect theatrical contortionists aggressive “modernism” when I had a conflict with a prof (actually I like her)! Then I search for inspiration which led to watch Mathilda!
American Carny: True Tales from the Circus Sideshow (2016 #Documentary #Carny #Carnival #Sideshow
Join Carnival Maestro Todd Robbins and award-winning filmmaker Nick Basile on a journey into a world of circus freaks, fire eaters, human blockheads, contortionists, professional lunatics, and much more
Join Carnival Maestro Todd Robbins and award-winning filmmaker Nick Basile on a journey into a world of circus freaks, fire eaters, human blockheads, contortionists, professional lunatics, and much more
American Carny: True Tales from the Circus Sideshow (2016) | Full Movie | Documentary
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September 6, 2026 at 1:38 PM
American Carny: True Tales from the Circus Sideshow (2016 #Documentary #Carny #Carnival #Sideshow
Join Carnival Maestro Todd Robbins and award-winning filmmaker Nick Basile on a journey into a world of circus freaks, fire eaters, human blockheads, contortionists, professional lunatics, and much more
Join Carnival Maestro Todd Robbins and award-winning filmmaker Nick Basile on a journey into a world of circus freaks, fire eaters, human blockheads, contortionists, professional lunatics, and much more